🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

Pedantic colleagues, the cost of postage stamps, forgetting a pen and the old bag in the post office not letting me borrow one, subsequently forcing me into buying one.
 
A message elsewhere...Can I have a go on your missis? I was slayed, obviously...:rolleyes:

apparently he fucks hard too...:rolleyes:
 
Hearing from someone who ghosted me for two years - in a public setting, when today it’s ‘fashionable’ to reach out to me 🙄 yeah, I see through your act.
 
Mechanics. They're just doing their job, but let's face it - they almost never have good news for us, do they?
 
He's old. Just waiting for when he comes to me in a business capacity. Love to emasculate men like him with the help of a hospital gown that is a little short or has a missing tie. I actually keep a pile of them separate from the others.

I think I’m falling in love with you. :D
 
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