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Rules? We don’t need no stinkin’ rules!

What? I always stop for change. Plus it gives the ladies a chance to check out some fine man buns while I bend over for it. Am I right or am I right?
<Starts dropping quarters all over her office>

Whhheew! Was afraid I was going to miss out on the head pats.
I give exceptional head pats... you like back scratches?
 
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Well, technically, to be fair, an assessment would require field research. Then it would have to be independently verified. In other words, we'd need a team of researchers as well as more participants for our double-blind study.

Just bring plenty of chapstick, I guess. ;)
 
And a blindfold. And some volunteers? Objective science requires peer review.

I think you all know my dedication to science.
Also my competitive nature!

We’d also need a comparison I suppose if we’re going to truly research this. I’m surprised that Indie hasn’t already volunteered to help out.

*starts writing shopping lists*
Multiple blindfolds
Large package of chap stick
Clean comforter for bed
Knee pads
Pillows

Hm. Ear plugs? Just to make it truly blind?
 
We’d also need a comparison I suppose if we’re going to truly research this. I’m surprised that Indie hasn’t already volunteered to help out.

*starts writing shopping lists*
Multiple blindfolds
Large package of chap stick
Clean comforter for bed
Knee pads
Pillows

Hm. Ear plugs? Just to make it truly blind?

Probably need to add the clean up stuff too, heavy duty carpet cleaner etc
 
We’d also need a comparison I suppose if we’re going to truly research this. I’m surprised that Indie hasn’t already volunteered to help out.

*starts writing shopping lists*
Multiple blindfolds
Large package of chap stick
Clean comforter for bed
Knee pads
Pillows

Hm. Ear plugs? Just to make it truly blind?

I love lists.
 
I want to be thorough, so it will most likely take all day. We'll need to have the event catered and will have to provide water and gatorade for the study participants as well.

I'll be wearing my lab coat and glasses -- and nothing else.

That's where my lab coat went!!
 
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