Questions Not To Ask Your Partner During Sex

[fisherfella]

What,s that lump doing on your back?

 

[ashik09]

What,s that lump doing on your back?

"That's my vestigial twin. Say hello."

i WiLl CoNsUmE yOuR sOuL!!!

 

[Gemma_0]

What's that smell?

 

[Hornblende]

Is that the lube or the super glue?

 

[Taegul]

Hey, you know what you and my ex-girlfriend have in common?

 

[LizVegas79]

Can we talk?

 

[bunny4med]

Can you put the sandwich down?

 

[hotoldrguy]

Did you take out the garbage?

 

[ashik09]

"Can you do that thing your sister does? It really turns me on."

 

[AlwaysFara]

Did you take out the garbage?

I asked my ex this, once.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do your parents still have sex?

 

[AllIsGood]

Mind if I turn on the TV?

 

[Taten]

How much longer will you be?

 

[ashik09]

"Oh, is that ...? Has that always been like that?"

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Is it in yet?

 

[Miles Long]

Did you learn that move from your sister?

 

[VoraciousValue]

"Did you pay the light bill?"

 

[Beardpositive77]

Did you take your Valtrex?

 

[Miles Long]

Do you like my clown outfit?

 

[VoraciousValue]

"My semen glows in the dark. . . ."

 

[Taegul]

Is your life insurance up to date?

 

[Taegul]

What did you get for #14 across? Six letter word...

 

[JerseyJade]

Have you seen my phone? I'm expecting an important text message.

 

[HBergeron]

You don't feel bad that you're cheating on my dad?

 

[fullservice65]

How long has that been infected?