Can you....? ver2

I cannot drive a motorcycle, but I can ride!

Can you operate a forklift
 
I CAN drive a stick (should not!)
I cannot go a month without an orgasm (wtf that's a terrible thought!)

Can you climb a tree
 
I can actually
Can you perform car repairs(I cant)

I can change a tire and check the oil, if I have to. That's it.
I guess those really aren't repairs.

Can you have a conversation with someone of the opposite political party without getting into an argument?
 
I can!!! (Though I guess I cheat because I dont really identify with any political party)

Can you tell someone to fuck off with a smile so sweet they dont get mad?
 
I can!!! (Though I guess I cheat because I dont really identify with any political party)

Can you tell someone to fuck off with a smile so sweet they dont get mad?

No. If I tell someone to fuck off, they know I mean it.

Can you go a day without chocolate?
 
QUOTE=TheMrBurns;89783797]Nope I can't do that.

Can you throw a curve ball?[/QUOTE]

No

Can you stand up in front of a room full of people and give a speech?
 
Not quite yet -- but give it a few drinks at the hotel bar.

Can you kill a thread with just one post?
 
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