Seven Letter Post Office X 3 Redux

[LinneaLundin]

The whole shameful affair earned Nosebone a well-deserved demerit.

Had sedation not been vetoed, fewer tempers would have flared, and possibly no demerit earned.

 

[nosebone]

Had sedation not been vetoed, fewer tempers would have flared, and possibly no demerit earned.

tempers

I say, let me make tempura for everyone and put last night's shenanigans behind us

 

[HBergeron]

tempers

I say, let me make tempura for everyone and put last night's shenanigans behind us

Perhaps we could have some Sake and a nice Sushi Sampler.

 

[Handley_Page]

Perhaps we could have some Sake and a nice Sushi Sampler.

"That's it, go on then, Trample all over the Sushi!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

"That's it, go on then, Trample all over the Sushi!

And have our nude beach party plummet into complete disarray.

 

[Handley_Page]

And have our nude beach party plummet into complete disarray.

with punnets full of Strawberries ?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

with punnets full of Strawberries ?

Makes me think of that Strawberry blonde nudist; she was a real stunner!

 

[nosebone]

Makes me think of that Strawberry blonde nudist; she was a real stunner!

I went up to her and introduced myself, but she flatly said she didn't go 'round with punters

 

[HBergeron]

I went up to her and introduced myself, but she flatly said she didn't go 'round with punters

Hahaha - that's not what all the posters in the back room indicate.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hahaha - that's not what all the posters in the back room indicate.

Perhaps, but they don't possess all the information about the original lovely nudists.

 

[LinneaLundin]

Perhaps, but they don't possess all the information about the original lovely nudists.

All that information may be obtained from the lovely nude hostess.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

All that information may be obtained from the lovely nude hostess.

Who graciously served each of us a vodka shooter.

 

[Handley_Page]

Who graciously served each of us a vodka shooter.

In a location called "Hooters" ?

 

[nosebone]

In a location called "Hooters" ?

Wherever the hotties and vodka may be, you'll likely find me, sipping a glass of pale ale and watching football

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Wherever the hotties and vodka may be, you'll likely find me, sipping a glass of pale ale and watching football

with the young folks in the hostels.

 

[HBergeron]

with the young folks in the hostels.

While he drinks, he watches the girls and chooses one,

 

[Tio_Narratore]

While he drinks, he watches the girls and chooses one,

Miss Indiana herself, to be sure, the hottest Hoosier you've ever laid eyes upon.

 

[nosebone]

Miss Indiana herself, to be sure, the hottest Hoosier you've ever laid eyes upon.

She was a serious babe, I'd like to share a pale ale with her

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She was a serious babe, I'd like to share a pale ale with her

And by the third round, your behavior would be completely riotous.

 

[nosebone]

And by the third round, your behavior would be completely riotous.

Ask my friends, my behavior in front of beautiful women is storied, and or lamentable

 

[HBergeron]

Ask my friends, my behavior in front of beautiful women is storied, and or lamentable

Just show them your '3 legged stool' or trident.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Just show them your '3 legged stool' or trident.

...and their destiny will be three-fold satisfaction.

 

[Handley_Page]

...and their destiny will be three-fold satisfaction.

It will be stained in perpetuity.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It will be stained in perpetuity.

Unless she intends to do the right thing and make an honest man of him.

 

[nosebone]

Unless she intends to do the right thing and make an honest man of him.

That would likely incense my Mrs.