Seven Letter Post Office X 3 Redux

[nosebone]

HP joined in, carefully rubbing the lotion over each lovely nudist's most intimate areas to ensure full protection from both UVA and UVB.

Normal men would have been accused of rushing things, but Handley and Tio are patient gentlemen when it comes to sunscreen application.

 

[LinneaLundin]

Normal men would have been accused of rushing things, but Handley and Tio are patient gentlemen when it comes to sunscreen application.

Several of the female nudists feel the gentlemen's patience only hinders their overall enjoyment, and wish for some "rougher" application techniques.

 

[Handley_Page]

Several of the female nudists feel the gentlemen's patience only hinders their overall enjoyment, and wish for some "rougher" application techniques.

Those rough techniques resulted in some real shiners.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Those rough techniques resulted in some real shiners.

But be it rough or gentle, HP's handy ministrations to the lovely nudists preserved them all from the pain of sunburned heinies.

 

[nosebone]

But be it rough or gentle, HP's handy ministrations to the lovely nudists preserved them all from the pain of sunburned heinies.

Our skillful wordplay is probably not appreciated by those that only visit the site to rub their penises

 

[HBergeron]

Our skillful wordplay is probably not appreciated by those that only visit the site to rub their penises

Those unwashed, unappreciative masses probably have cocks as thin as pencils.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Those unwashed, unappreciative masses probably have cocks as thin as pencils.

And are condemned by their own silence in this matter.

 

[nosebone]

And are condemned by their own silence in this matter.

Penis references are incisedin society

 

[HBergeron]

Penis references are incisedin society

Hahaha , try sinking your teeth into that, or at least an incisor.

 

[Handley_Page]

Hahaha , try sinking your teeth into that, or at least an incisor.

I'd prefer the SCISSOR, myself.

 

[nosebone]

I'd prefer the SCISSOR, myself.

Anybody ever listen to the Scissor Sisters?

 

[LinneaLundin]

Anybody ever listen to the Scissor Sisters?

I tried once, but they gave me an ear blister. They were not my cup of tea.

 

[nosebone]

I tried once, but they gave me an ear blister. They were not my cup of tea.

Ha!!

I'll agree. My digital copy of an album I downloaded was soon blasted

 

[LinneaLundin]

Ha!!

I'll agree. My digital copy of an album I downloaded was soon blasted

I'll be happy when that entire band departs for parts unknown.

 

[nosebone]

I'll be happy when that entire band departs for parts unknown.

departs

I find a lot of music causes me despair

 

[LinneaLundin]

departs

I find a lot of music causes me despair

All in all, I'd rather display myself with the lovely nudists!

 

[nosebone]

All in all, I'd rather display myself with the lovely nudists!

With vigor and anticipation, Nosebone deploys his sunscreen in anticipations of the arrival of the nudists!!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

With vigor and anticipation, Nosebone deploys his sunscreen in anticipations of the arrival of the nudists!!!

Upon their arrival, Nosebone joins HP and Tio in offering to adeptly apply the protective lotion on the lovely ladies' sensistive skin.

 

[nosebone]

Upon their arrival, Nosebone joins HP and Tio in offering to adeptly apply the protective lotion on the lovely ladies' sensistive skin.

A sudden rainstorm drove the ladies and the three gentlemen indoors. The gentlemen quickly adapted and provided the ladies with luxurious massages while the storm blew over.

 

[LinneaLundin]

A sudden rainstorm drove the ladies and the three gentlemen indoors. The gentlemen quickly adapted and provided the ladies with luxurious massages while the storm blew over.

A completely unforeseen incident occurred in which Nosebone got too excited. A quick vote was taken by the other two massage techs and Nosebone was sedated for his own good.

 

[HBergeron]

A completely unforeseen incident occurred in which Nosebone got too excited. A quick vote was taken by the other two massage techs and Nosebone was sedated for his own good.

However, instead of sedation, Nosebone opted for a cognac and a cigar.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

However, instead of sedation, Nosebone opted for a cognac and a cigar.

For it was his destiny to indulge in the three forbidden pleasures of men: spirits, smoke, and sex.

 

[nosebone]

For it was his destiny to indulge in the three forbidden pleasures of men: spirits, smoke, and sex.

Handley and Tio look on aghast as Nosebone further stymies matters by drinking all the cognac before falling asleep under the fake palm tree in the corner. Naturally without his trousers.

 

[Handley_Page]

Handley and Tio look on aghast as Nosebone further stymies matters by drinking all the cognac before falling asleep under the fake palm tree in the corner. Naturally without his trousers.

Leaving several stymied participants with a closed Bar.

 

[nosebone]

Leaving several stymied participants with a closed Bar.

The whole shameful affair earned Nosebone a well-deserved demerit.