Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

[rlaflamme]

Keeps a poster of Kat Von D on the back of his bedroom door.

Has over a 1,000 Smurf figurines.

 

[DarkSimian]

Has over a 1,000 Smurf figurines.

Has a gold cockring; wants everyone to call him Gollum

 

[angelofthenorth]

Has a gold cockring; wants everyone to call him Gollum

has his own still and has a sideline selling moonshine

 

[rlaflamme]

has his own still and has a sideline selling moonshine

Hates all weather, is never happy with it.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Hates all weather, is never happy with it.

Couldn't afford shares in acme!

 

[Taegul]

His daily morning ritual to get ready for his work day involves sticking his finger in an electrical socket and applying the slightest dab of mousse to hold his favorite look.

 

[Erotically_Yours]

His daily morning ritual to get ready for his work day involves sticking his finger in an electrical socket and applying the slightest dab of mousse to hold his favorite look.

Keeps a rabbit under his hat.

 

[Ginmill72]

Keeps a rabbit under his hat.

Loves video games

 

[Erotically_Yours]

Loves video games

That’s not a lie!

Hates running so he broke his own legs so he can be in a wheelchair.

 

[Taegul]

That’s not a lie!

Hates running so he broke his own legs so he can be in a wheelchair.

Every time she watches a Terminator movie, she roots for the machines.

 

[Weaseldiesel]

Every time she watches a Terminator movie, she roots for the machines.

Just after the picture was taken he got to the building in under 9.96 seconds!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Can only cut his hair with hair gel in it.

 

[Ginmill72]

Can only cut his hair with hair gel in it.

Terrible dancer.

 

[13Fantasies]

Can only cut his hair with hair gel in it.

Has a Bootylicious tattoo across her ass

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Terrible dancer.

Has two left feet when he runs.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Has a Bootylicious tattoo across her ass

Gets nosebleeds right side up.

 

[13Fantasies]

Gets nosebleeds right side up.

Calls it a "don't rag," so it doesn't get the wrong idea

 

[Invisable247]

Gets nosebleeds right side up.

Secretly likes mocha more then caramel

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Calls it a "don't rag," so it doesn't get the wrong idea

Talks to the painting beside him in lengthy conversations.

 

[13Fantasies]

Talks to the painting beside him in lengthy conversations.

Accidentally glued her hands to the wall

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Secretly likes mocha more then caramel

*Wink wink* still is visible to the eye. Yeah, his imaginary avatar is right there.

 

[HBergeron]

*Wink wink* still is visible to the eye. Yeah, his imaginary avatar is right there.

She is actually Chaka Khan. Shhh!

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

She is actually Chaka Khan. Shhh!

Transplanted from her younger years...lol

No, he's not a sex pistol!

 

[HBergeron]

Transplanted from her younger years...lol

No, he's not a sex pistol!

She does not like to go to the firing range with her sex pistols - she prefers her ribald rifles (long rifles)

 

[Invisable247]

She does not like to go to the firing range with her sex pistols - she prefers her ribald rifles (long rifles)

Always feels safer with the cameras on