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Mei5ter
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It’s certainly not a term I’ve used, or would ever use. It’s just that it’s the only other sexual expression involving fireplaces or chimneys I’ve ever come across (unless you think Dick van Dyke was some kind of euphemism).That’s a meanie expression - don’t like...
Also there’s nothing like a bit of intensive eye contact at the right moment, but I’ve never fucked a Geordie, perhaps they are onto something
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Speaking of which can anyone tell me ‘what’s she gonna look like with a chimney on her’ actually means?
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Seems that a band named Urban Discharge fronted by Heather Leigh West released a single called "Drop a house on the bitch" in 1995 from which Maya/The Tamperer took the lyrics...
https://www.reverbnation.com/artist/song_show_lyrics/1893867
I only know this because I was asked exactly the same question by a 9 year old the other day and looked it up - although I had always wondered...
Ken Lee! Wonderful!
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Keep calm and remember the lifeguard and the St.BernardEuphemism.... yes of course, because the idea a grown woman is sat in the garden drinking her Sunday cuppa out of a Wonder Woman mug is just silly
It is part of the silly mug collection which also features ‘50 shades of earl grey’, ‘I like big cups’ and my favourite ‘go green... fuck a vegetarian’
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I am completely in love with her version (partly because Mariah Carey does get on my tits). If she finds herself in London or Birmingham for that matter, I will buy the woman a drink
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Are you suggesting my questions are on a par with a 9 year olds? Because I will take that - 9 year olds ask brilliant questions
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I am very much hoping the lifeguard isn’t required - I live about as far from the sea as is possible (unfortunately...) I’ll take the Saint Bernard though...
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Holy mother of fuck my life...
Permission to fall off my chair
Just found out the Wachowski Brothers, are now the the Wachowski Sisters.
Permission to fall off my chair
Just found out the Wachowski Brothers, are now the the Wachowski Sisters.
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I did not know that but good for them...
Nothing can phase me right now - watching hypernormalisation on iplayer... I already know I will struggle with the full 2hrs 46 but fuck me it’s interesting...
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I’ve just reached a bit where the Iranians have collected school boys for the sole purpose of having them walk through minefields so as to open up gaps for the army to follow - fuck me... I may not be in a great mood tonight, I apologise in advance... but once more Jesus-mother-fucking-Christ, you couldn’t make this shit up...
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I apologise again - I should say something ‘lit-like’ I know but again... fuck me... we are a shitty planet...
There are shiny perky tits elsewhere, ignore me, xx
There are shiny perky tits elsewhere, ignore me, xx
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Hyper normalisation it is then
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Tom cruise and 'made in America' is a more enjoyable watch for tomorrows viewing (it also reminds us that recent history is very fucked up and we {the west} are responsible)
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Maybe... I am tempted to just have an early night, am only half way through the programme and I want to punch half the planet in the face...
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In other news - I am a temporary eastender today, I don’t think my London colleagues were terribly impressed with my mockney attempts and I do know as a Brummie I should probably steer clear of mocking others accents.
And then they took me to an east end market for lunch and it was awful and gentrified and there were no cockneys there... London’s odd at times...
I still loved it! I have no sophistication- I am still like a wide eyed idiot at everything I see...
Night lit’ers, xx
And then they took me to an east end market for lunch and it was awful and gentrified and there were no cockneys there... London’s odd at times...
I still loved it! I have no sophistication- I am still like a wide eyed idiot at everything I see...
Night lit’ers, xx
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Had a look - doesn’t look very veggie friendly but that’s Smithfield’s for you... I like that the city boy breakfast comes with a pint of Guinness though
Had a look - doesn’t look very veggie friendly but that’s Smithfield’s for you... I like that the city boy breakfast comes with a pint of Guinness though
The only issue I used to have with the Fox and Anchor breakfasts used to be the battle to stay awake once I reached my desk...
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I have that problem but normally caused by inane meetings I don’t need to be at...
I now want a Fox breakie- who’s joining me Guiness for breakfast?
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I guess the Guiness went straight to your head
It was 11.39am when I posted, but I didn’t mean right then
Besides there are no laws on when one can enjoy breakfast
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