British smut

[Willy_Wanker]

Hey, looking for some British authors so we can bounce around a few horny home grown British smutty story ideas, message me

 

[Polranny]

Hey, looking for some British authors so we can bounce around a few horny home grown British smutty story ideas, message me

Lots of 'stiff upper lip' innuendo

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm trying to imagine, from the distant land of 'Merica, what will make the smut distinctly British.

The Ministry of Silly Fucks?

Dead Parrot: Sex Toy?

 

[astuffedshirt_perv]

I'm trying to imagine, from the distant land of 'Merica, what will make the smut distinctly British.

personally i hope for class distinctions/royalty play

 

[TarnishedPenny]

I'm trying to imagine, from the distant land of 'Merica, what will make the smut distinctly British.

The Ministry of Silly Fucks?

Dead Parrot: Sex Toy?

Lukewarm water bottles?

Coal-fired vibrators?

 

[LoquiSordidaAdMe]

I'm trying to imagine, from the distant land of 'Merica, what will make the smut distinctly British.

The Ministry of Silly Fucks?

Dead Parrot: Sex Toy?

Eccentric villagers up in arms over the new owner's plans to convert the local manor house into a S&M club?

 

[oggbashan]

Eccentric villagers up in arms over the new owner's plans to convert the local manor house into a S&M club?

Manor house? Perhaps they might object.

Stately home? No. British Aristocrats have always been into wife-swapping, spanking, caning and usually have a dungeon or two on the premises. But no one noticed or cared if there was half a mile of deer park between the sex and the peasants.

Edited to add:

Stowe (National Trust) gardens include the Path of Virtue and the Path of Vice which has many allegorical sexual meanings.

https://hellfiresecrets.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/cimg3654.jpg

Can you guess what this represents?

 

[LoquiSordidaAdMe]

Manor house? Perhaps they might object.

Stately home? No. British Aristocrats have always been into wife-swapping, spanking, caning and usually have a dungeon or two on the premises. But no one noticed or cared if there was half a mile of deer park between the sex and the peasants.

Apologies Ogg. Once again it seems I have fallen victim to a view of rural England crafted entirely from reruns of "Midsomer Murders". Curse BBC America and their charmingly entertaining, yet apparently inaccurate portrayal of English Village life.

Can you guess what this represents?

Oh I don't know. It's awfully subtle.

 

[oggbashan]

...

Oh I don't know. It's awfully subtle.

A clue for others.

The statue on top of the mound is Venus.

 

[KeithD]

One of my most recent books, set partially in England, includes a well-equipped folly across a small lake from the lord's manor house.

 

[oggbashan]

The Hell-Fire clubs were more obvious signs of aristocratic excess:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellfire_Club

http://www.hellfirecaves.co.uk/

 

[Sara2000Z]

An essay on the benefits or disadvantages of the withdrawal method?

Yes - that's a political comment, but would bring the plot into contemporary times.