Hello from London!

[Kinkenglish]

“Licking the ukulele” sounds like a great euphemism

 

[londoner2]

“Licking the ukulele” sounds like a great euphemism

Speaking of euphemisms - this from The Times in an article about the soon to be aired "Wanderlust"...

"It’s TV that kills your sex life": people who own TV sets are 6 per cent less likely in any given week to “sweep the special chimney”

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Licking a Ukulele?

Maybe this is more your "cup of tea": https://youtu.be/eELH0ivexKA




See what I did there?

how I love a Foreign Service Helmet

nice tune, and I love a cup of tea!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Licking a Ukulele?

Maybe this is more your "cup of tea": https://youtu.be/eELH0ivexKA




See what I did there?

Haha! How very silly! I love it, and now I want a cuppa and a slice of battenburg... haven’t had a slice of battenburg for years...

“Licking the ukulele” sounds like a great euphemism

It was Doris what dunnit (makes no sense if you’ve not seen the show... don’t care )

Speaking of euphemisms - this from The Times in an article about the soon to be aired "Wanderlust"...

"It’s TV that kills your sex life": people who own TV sets are 6 per cent less likely in any given week to “sweep the special chimney”

Am I the only one wondering which passage leads to the chimney?

how I love a Foreign Service Helmet

nice tune, and I love a cup of tea!

It’s a very silly tune! What Friday’s are made for, I’m off to make another cuppa, xx

 

[Mac380]

If you like that, then try this https://youtu.be/FkF_XpA5P48



What what??

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Competency based question three:

Tell me about a time you made a decision and later changed your mind...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

If you like that, then try this https://youtu.be/FkF_XpA5P48



What what??

Hehe...

 

[oldskooldaddy]

Competency based question three:

Tell me about a time you made a decision and later changed your mind...

Woke up this morning and said I was not going to come on Lit and procrastinate and that I was going to go into my office and get some work done. Today will now be known as procratinate Friday. Not sure that my contractors will think that rather than paying invoices I am here looking at beautiful ladies and reading erotic stories

Happy Friday people

 

[Kinkenglish]

Speaking of euphemisms - this from The Times in an article about the soon to be aired "Wanderlust"...

"It’s TV that kills your sex life": people who own TV sets are 6 per cent less likely in any given week to “sweep the special chimney”

Appeals to my silly sense of humour.. I’m going to use that one ..
I mean the phrase, not the back passage

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I’m not sure anyone realises there is a real prize up for grabs...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I love Alex Lester. Late night radio 2 anyone

I’m not sure anyone realises there is a real prize up for grabs...

Ahem.
I was promised a job!
Admittedly I've not answered the questions, but I can't find an old CV... Shoes how long I've been with this current rabble

 

[Mei5ter]

Competency question number one:

Give an example of a time you have encountered conflict and explain how you dealt with it...

Conflict: WW1.
Resolution: Dressed up as Archduke Franz Ferdinand, persuaded everyone I was still alive and it had all been a mistake.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Ahem.
I was promised a job!
Admittedly I've not answered the questions, but I can't find an old CV... Shoes how long I've been with this current rabble

Ahem.
You were guaranteed an interview...

It’s going to be very hard to award you the prize without a single answered question, HR won’t allow it. You’re not Morrissey in a Jonathan Ross interview...

Conflict: WW1.
Resolution: Dressed up as Archduke Franz Ferdinand, persuaded everyone I was still alive and it had all been a mistake.

Haha! I may need to get into the tardis and check your references on this one... be right back

 

[Mac380]

Competency based question three:

Tell me about a time you made a decision and later changed your mind...

Well it wasn't so long after the Pint Gate debacle when I was sent to those jolly little islands called the Utter Bridies.
One had to travel by public transport.... (I know a shocking state of affairs but Henry had his day off to visit the chiropodist)
Being such a distance and with the rate at which train ticket prices are increasing (one has to pay almost as much as the price of a ounce of snuff just to get to Glasgow!) I decided to join the working class in 2nd class (one would never join the cattle in 3rd class you know).
But on realising they used the same Tea Pot for everyone I decided to travel 1st class, a much better brand of tea you know!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Well it wasn't so long after the Pint Gate debacle when I was sent to those jolly little islands called the Utter Bridies.
One had to travel by public transport.... (I know a shocking state of affairs but Henry had his day off to visit the chiropodist)
Being such a distance and with the rate at which train ticket prices are increasing (one has to pay almost as much as the price of a ounce of snuff just to get to Glasgow!) I decided to join the working class in 2nd class (one would never join the cattle in 3rd class you know).
But on realising they used the same Tea Pot for everyone I decided to travel 1st class, a much better brand of tea you know!

You sir, are in the lead...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Competency based question three:

Tell me about a time you made a decision and later changed your mind...

I decided to start a profile on Literotica, then changed my mind as I couldn't come up with a suitable username that would give an idea as to my true perversions ... Cuntlover69 sounded a bit rude.

I changed my mind. Formulated a new plan, then had tea.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I decided to start a profile on Literotica, then changed my mind as I couldn't come up with a suitable username that would give an idea as to my true perversions ... Cuntlover69 sounded a bit rude.

I changed my mind. Formulated a new plan, then had tea.

Hehe - that just made me splutter into my Wonder Woman mug

You should have gone with cuntlover69, is it still available I wonder, I might quite enjoy a day of pretending to be a man on lit...

 

[Mac380]

Hehe - that just made me splutter into my Wonder Woman mug

You should have gone with cuntlover69, is it still available I wonder, I might quite enjoy a day of pretending to be a man on lit...

It's not all it is cracked up to be, honest

 

[AlliaPotestas]

It's not all it is cracked up to be, honest

I don’t know about that, I could have hours of fun just interacting with my own thread... how hard can it be...

“Look at my heavy balls...”

“Cor - nice tits!...”

“Haven’t I got a lovely beard?...”

See! I have this masculinity thing nailed down

 

[MrDevereaux]

Hehe - that just made me splutter into my Wonder Woman mug

You should have gone with cuntlover69, is it still available I wonder, I might quite enjoy a day of pretending to be a man on lit...

Wonder Woman mug?? That's a great euphemism ...

Oh. Hello, AlliaPotestas ... pleasure to meet you

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Wonder Woman mug?? That's a great euphemism ...

Oh. Hello, AlliaPotestas ... pleasure to meet you

Euphemism.... yes of course, because the idea a grown woman is sat in the garden drinking her Sunday cuppa out of a Wonder Woman mug is just silly

It is part of the silly mug collection which also features ‘50 shades of earl grey’, ‘I like big cups’ and my favourite ‘go green... fuck a vegetarian’

Hello back!

 

[MrDevereaux]

Great mugs!

Sunday cuppa in the garden sounds great.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Great mugs!

Sunday cuppa in the garden sounds great.

It is - last of the summer sun... but I have to go and do grown up stuff shortly...

The I like big cups mug has a chip in it but I can’t bring myself to chuck it yet...

 

[Mei5ter]

Speaking of euphemisms - this from The Times in an article about the soon to be aired "Wanderlust"...

"It’s TV that kills your sex life": people who own TV sets are 6 per cent less likely in any given week to “sweep the special chimney”

“Sweep the special chimney?”

Is that somehow related to <Geordie> “You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re stoking the fire.” </Geordie>

 

[AlliaPotestas]

“Sweep the special chimney?”

Is that somehow related to <Geordie> “You don’t look at the mantelpiece when you’re stoking the fire.” </Geordie>

That’s a meanie expression - don’t like...

Also there’s nothing like a bit of intensive eye contact at the right moment, but I’ve never fucked a Geordie, perhaps they are onto something