Hello from London!

[where_is_RUTH]

Barry Garage? Is that a Farrage ref?

Yeah. I'm being lazy.
Although I think I've mentioned I prefer Mark Thomas's definition of Farage.

My biggest puzzle currently is the repeated posts of britian first (my use of the small 'b') with men standing in front of world war memorials, and doing a Hitler salute!
My irony meter has melted. The total lack of understanding and education blows my mind.

 

[londoner2]

His wife seems nice?

(So, no, I canna say anything nice)

Respect is earned. The guys a petulant retard. But it's the same in this country. I have no mental ability to like or respect Boris Johnston or Barry Garage. They neither do or say anything that makes me want to trust or respect them. And yet a significant proportion of the electorate vote for them and their policies!
Turkeys voting for Christmas. Very strange.

Who's wife?

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Who's wife?

Trumps (sorry, didn't include the link from the question 2 posts prior)
The question : say something nice about trump

 

[londoner2]

Trumps (sorry, didn't include the link from the question 2 posts prior)
The question : say something nice about trump

Aha! I understand. I saw him on the news last night ignoring the question...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Yeah. I'm being lazy.
Although I think I've mentioned I prefer Mark Thomas's definition of Farage.

My biggest puzzle currently is the repeated posts of britian first (my use of the small 'b') with men standing in front of world war memorials, and doing a Hitler salute!
My irony meter has melted. The total lack of understanding and education blows my mind.

Love Mark Thomas - think it was his 100 acts of dissent tour when I saw him talk about the prize for the best definition of Farrage

Who's wife?

Not my wife...

Trumps (sorry, didn't include the link from the question 2 posts prior)
The question : say something nice about trump

I also can’t think of anything nice either but I am determined to think of something... I fucking will (probably...)

Aha! I understand. I saw him on the news last night ignoring the question...

He is such a dick... I will still think of something good... fuck!

 

[Kinkenglish]

Love Mark Thomas - think it was his 100 acts of dissent tour when I saw him talk about the prize for the best definition of Farrage



Not my wife...



I also can’t think of anything nice either but I am determined to think of something... I fucking will (probably...)



He is such a dick... I will still think of something good... fuck!

I’m sure you will think of something.. just don’t Google it... he’s rubbishing that too!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I’m sure you will think of something.. just don’t Google it... he’s rubbishing that too!

Haha! True... there must be something...

 

[londoner2]

Haha! True... there must be something...

It certainly isn't easy!

 

[LadyElsbeth]

The only good I can think about Trump is the fact that he is really good at being a complete dick. Does that count??

 

[where_is_RUTH]

The only good I can think about Trump is the fact that he is really good at being a complete dick. Does that count??

with artwork like yourself I'm going to be interested in your opinions

Trump/Farage are interesting. in that people love them. I'm not saying that they are the same as Hilter, but he was an elected official, and the head of a political party. The guy really doesn't seem to care about truth or facts or debate or compromise.

These are people that I would not want in my home. why would I vote for them?

sheesh... Anywhoos Sex, anyone getting any

 

[AlliaPotestas]

The only good I can think about Trump is the fact that he is really good at being a complete dick. Does that count??

Hehe

Reminds me of an Arthur Smith joke which I may audio record at some point because it will lose something in being typed on the page...

Hello by the way! Welcome,

 

[AlliaPotestas]

with artwork like yourself I'm going to be interested in your opinions

Trump/Farage are interesting. in that people love them. I'm not saying that they are the same as Hilter, but he was an elected official, and the head of a political party. The guy really doesn't seem to care about truth or facts or debate or compromise.

These are people that I would not want in my home. why would I vote for them?

sheesh... Anywhoos Sex, anyone getting any

I am diarising sex for Friday... now you know...

Why haven’t I got a PA?... I feel I should be getting a PA to diarise my sex...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Hehe

Reminds me of an Arthur Smith joke which I may audio record at some point because it will lose something in being typed on the page...

Hello by the way! Welcome,

Authur Smith. Legend. I love him on the radio.

It's funny in work. I don't often get to choose/have the opportunity to put radio 4 on. When I do, it mostly gets a negative reaction.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I am diarising sex for Friday... now you know...

Why haven’t I got a PA?... I feel I should be getting a PA to diarise my sex...

Ahem! (Raising my hand)

I'm happy to perform naked.

I have references.

I'm happy to join in.





Well.
Erm.
Those references, I wrote them

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Ahem! (Raising my hand)

I'm happy to perform naked.

I have references.

I'm happy to join in.





Well.
Erm.
Those references, I wrote them

Are you applying for the PA or the sex service? I may need to keep such arrangements separate... there may be a competency based test

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Are you applying for the PA or the sex service? I may need to keep such arrangements separate... there may be a competency based test

I'm an interview whore in this case. I just keep applying for the job, and having to perform the 'competency' test

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I'm an interview whore in this case. I just keep applying for the job, and having to perform the 'competency' test

Competency question number one:

Give an example of a time you have encountered conflict and explain how you dealt with it...

 

[Mac380]

Competency question number one:

Give an example of a time you have encountered conflict and explain how you dealt with it...

Conflict: Guy nicked my pint down the pub.

Resolution: Kicked him in the nuts and ran away!

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Conflict: Guy nicked my pint down the pub.

Resolution: Kicked him in the nuts and ran away!

You get the idea, set the context, explain what you did and how it contributed to a successful outcome. However it is unclear if you got the pint back... this may not be the winning answer

This is ok because there will be more questions - you can still come back from this

There may be a prize for winning applicant...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Competency question two:

Give an example of when you have felt out of your depth and explain how you coped?

 

[Polranny]

Competency question two:

Give an example of when you have felt out of your depth and explain how you coped?

Conflict i was in the deep end of the pool

Resolution: held onto the lifeguard's balls until rescued by a st.bernard

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Conflict i was in the deep end of the pool

Resolution: held onto the lifeguard's balls until rescued by a st.bernard

Hehe! That’s not my ‘model answer’ (yep - I am taking it that seriously), however you have just made me splutter into my drink on the train . That gets bonus points

Don’t judge me - it’s been a long day and I am finally on the choo choo home, except there’s fucking signal failure and my glass won’t last the journey...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

(big glass when you got home? ^^)

I'm not changing the subject. (I will submit my interview answers Miss!)

but I have mentioned galleries a few time privately, so I thought I'd share some high brow culture
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episo...vard-grieg-piano-concerto-in-a-minor-prom-42#

will only work in UK (probably) but if the internationals wish to request I'll find a youtube equivalent

 

[AlliaPotestas]

(big glass when you got home? ^^)

I'm not changing the subject. (I will submit my interview answers Miss!)

but I have mentioned galleries a few time privately, so I thought I'd share some high brow culture
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episo...vard-grieg-piano-concerto-in-a-minor-prom-42#

will only work in UK (probably) but if the internationals wish to request I'll find a youtube equivalent

Possibly more high brow than my latest outing... although maybe not

https://youtu.be/Zeap94lu9B0

I watched a woman lick a ukulele... there are worse ways to spend an evening...

 

[Mac380]

Possibly more high brow than my latest outing... although maybe not

https://youtu.be/Zeap94lu9B0

I watched a woman lick a ukulele... there are worse ways to spend an evening...

Licking a Ukulele?

Maybe this is more your "cup of tea": https://youtu.be/eELH0ivexKA




See what I did there?