Young wife loves old big fat men 75y+

[Makinucum]

Hi I'm gen old guy with a young slim shy 26year o!d wife,we met when she was getting bullied by a body builder and friends while working in a bad picking up glasses,anyway I was special forces trained,I walked in,I overheard guys the big muscle guy telling mates trap her i fillet strip her then push her out in bar let her he humiliated by all in bar,anyway I saved her,bought guy bullie a drink watching him run like the coward he was,asked her toughest word i e clothes,water in joggies,old baggy woollen tops,but I took her to stylish shop,she got little tartan mini kilt red top ,hold up stockings,thigh length boots,matching lady bra,panties very see through lady Basque then took her out to local bars where every man old men asked who is she,when I introduced her as the girl from the bar they were stunned,so she well I wanna make her crew. Cum true she wants to hookup with strangers old men 75+ in bar ,he Sexy chatted,touching up by accident,we will ask if you want to come to our house for late drink and I her hubby will start off proceedings,2 old men i watch ,fil. her

 

[sks43]

Spellcheck is a wonderful thing.

 

[Makinucum]

Hi any Scottish guys online?

Hi Scottish Old men around for chat about sharing my young Mrs get back R.S.V.P,genuine

 

[angelofthenorth]

Hi I'm gen old guy with a young slim shy 26year o!d wife,we met when she was getting bullied by a body builder and friends while working in a bad picking up glasses,anyway I was special forces trained,I walked in,I overheard guys the big muscle guy telling mates trap her i fillet strip her then push her out in bar let her he humiliated by all in bar,anyway I saved her,bought guy bullie a drink watching him run like the coward he was,asked her toughest word i e clothes,water in joggies,old baggy woollen tops,but I took her to stylish shop,she got little tartan mini kilt red top ,hold up stockings,thigh length boots,matching lady bra,panties very see through lady Basque then took her out to local bars where every man old men asked who is she,when I introduced her as the girl from the bar they were stunned,so she well I wanna make her crew. Cum true she wants to hookup with strangers old men 75+ in bar ,he Sexy chatted,touching up by accident,we will ask if you want to come to our house for late drink and I her hubby will start off proceedings,2 old men i watch ,fil. her

doesn't make one word of sense

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Hi I'm gen old guy with a young slim shy 26year o!d wife,we met when she was getting bullied by a body builder and friends while working in a bad picking up glasses,anyway I was special forces trained,I walked in,I overheard guys the big muscle guy telling mates trap her i fillet strip her then push her out in bar let her he humiliated by all in bar,anyway I saved her,bought guy bullie a drink watching him run like the coward he was,asked her toughest word i e clothes,water in joggies,old baggy woollen tops,but I took her to stylish shop,she got little tartan mini kilt red top ,hold up stockings,thigh length boots,matching lady bra,panties very see through lady Basque then took her out to local bars where every man old men asked who is she,when I introduced her as the girl from the bar they were stunned,so she well I wanna make her crew. Cum true she wants to hookup with strangers old men 75+ in bar ,he Sexy chatted,touching up by accident,we will ask if you want to come to our house for late drink and I her hubby will start off proceedings,2 old men i watch ,fil. her

This post is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

And I was in 'nam.

 

[EdEc]

Spellcheck is a wonderful thing.

And yet, it is foreign to many. I've found that Grammarly.com will correct punctuation and word usage as well as spelling. Computers can be such wonderful things.

 

[LadyJS]

Spellcheck is a wonderful thing.

You're not kidding It seemed like it was one long run-on sentence. Made my head hurt

Hi Scottish Old men around for chat about sharing my young Mrs get back R.S.V.P,genuine

He's genuine, though. Guys (if you're old and fat, that's a plus in this case it seems), have at it

 

[neakman]

Hi I'm gen old guy with a young slim shy 26year o!d wife,we met when she was getting bullied by a body builder and friends while working in a bad picking up glasses,anyway I was special forces trained,I walked in,I overheard guys the big muscle guy telling mates trap her i fillet strip her then push her out in bar let her he humiliated by all in bar,anyway I saved her,bought guy bullie a drink watching him run like the coward he was,asked her toughest word i e clothes,water in joggies,old baggy woollen tops,but I took her to stylish shop,she got little tartan mini kilt red top ,hold up stockings,thigh length boots,matching lady bra,panties very see through lady Basque then took her out to local bars where every man old men asked who is she,when I introduced her as the girl from the bar they were stunned,so she well I wanna make her crew. Cum true she wants to hookup with strangers old men 75+ in bar ,he Sexy chatted,touching up by accident,we will ask if you want to come to our house for late drink and I her hubby will start off proceedings,2 old men i watch ,fil. her

Hmmm, sorry I dont speak cell phone crakle.

Im not sure I could write something worse than this if I tried really hard.

 

[ydahecnot]

In 20 years...hoo boy

 

[barefootgirl69]

Anyone Special Forces trained wouldn't be announcing it on this site.

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Is English even your first language?

 

[tnman03]

Today has been the day for random brand new out of nowhere trolls or whatever to be showing up on lit.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Post of the week.

Do I get some kind of prize? A knife set or something?

 

[jaF0]

Must be the Scotch talking.

 

[TheMrBurns]

I couldn't find a way to paddle it on my phone but I can do it tomorrow if you want to hear it from me later on in the day or on the phone or if you want to hear from me when you get back from the office and I'll get back to you on that.

Yup, predictive text on my phone made a more coherent sentence...

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Which door do you choose? 1, 2 or 3?!!

Oooh.

2!

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Fantastic!! You’ve won a week of exclusive PM chats with makinmecum!!!

Oh goody!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

.....

 

[sks43]

I couldn't find a way to paddle it on my phone but I can do it tomorrow if you want to hear it from me later on in the day or on the phone or if you want to hear from me when you get back from the office and I'll get back to you on that.

Yup, predictive text on my phone made a more coherent sentence...

I will be waiting to hear about the paddle, tomorrow on the phone later in the day when I get back and you get back to me.


Is there a thread for these sort of posts with mobile users and predictive texts? That might be fun... for a day or two.

 

[tnman03]

Fantastic!! You’ve won a week of exclusive PM chats with makinmecum!!!

That's a prize???? Wow….

 

[CleverCowardice]

So this is what a brain tumor feels like.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I think everyone is derailing the original intent of the thread. The man has a young wife who has needs. Being a gentleman (as well as meeting the stated criteria for being old and fat), I feel obliged to be courteous and read his pitch (and re-read, and read again, and again).

I think all I'd need to write back is to see a naked pic of his wife. That would seal the deal for me.

* Waits *

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Came for the comments. Was not disappointed.

 

[Taegul]

I wonder if his time in special forces was anything like my training in NASA...

 

[ydahecnot]

I’m only 55. Will that get me a handy?

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

Came for the comments. Was not disappointed.

Hahahahahahah
No, indeed! We are never disappointed by the commentary