So, I stumbled across where someone said something about a BDSM Excel Spreadsheet...
Now, the thing is, in my checkered past, I actually taught Advanced Excel. Certified by Satan Himself (Microsoft Certified Master Instructor). And I had some trouble wrapping my little pea brain around just how an Excel Spreadsheet could be used with BDSM. (Other than maybe chaining someone to a keyboard and making them sit through my lecture on "Chapter 7; Visual Basic for Applications Coding." [aka "Three Wasted Hours You Will Never Get Back And Most Likely Never Actually Use If You Are Taking This Class."]) An Access Database, perhaps. A PowerPoint, certainly. But, an Excel Spreadsheet...?
Hold high expectations for yourself, but none for anyone else. You will still be disappointed, although a lot less. But, with a lot fewer resentments. And much more respect.
And, yes. I'm pretty sure I read that somewhere. But, I can't remember where or I'd cite it.