Aphrodite's Golden Apple Wafflehouse....you'd better tip the waitress..

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

banished from family thanksgiving or from sharing my troll stories?

Just giving you a hard time.

I once broke my sister's finger because she was being a bitch (a phase she has yet to outgrow) and took a meat tenderizer to my brother...in self defense, mind you. He threw a knife at me, and that just would not do to go unanswered. Of course, it was MY ass that got whipped because, according to our father, "You are older and know better. "

What..
The..
Fuck?

A 12 year old gets a pass on throwing knives?

Ok..
In hindsight. I probably deserved it. MY blow hit its target. The knife barely scratched me...

 

[formertroll]

you can give me a hard time anytime you want...okay so I didn't giggle until after i'd wrote the next sentence, but I still giggled. i'm a perv...I should add that to my ad.

I once got a belt when my brother was running after me. I held about a 10 foot distance ahead of him in circles around the yard figuring i'd mock him later for not catching me, well, he slipped and fell and cried....I also was older and apparently at fault for him tripping.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

you can give me a hard time anytime you want...okay so I didn't giggle until after i'd wrote the next sentence, but I still giggled. i'm a perv...I should add that to my ad.

I once got a belt when my brother was running after me. I held about a 10 foot distance ahead of him in circles around the yard figuring i'd mock him later for not catching me, well, he slipped and fell and cried....I also was older and apparently at fault for him tripping.

Everybody is a perv. .some just prefer to perv on pastries instead of penises..

 

[Eisranac]

Everybody is a perv. .some just prefer to perv on pastries instead of penises..

I was about to suggest this as the alliterative introduction to your menu, but you beat me to it.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I was about to suggest this as the alliterative introduction to your menu, but you beat me to it.

I perv on lots of stuff.
Pastries
Honeybee hive plans
Herbal medicine
Medicine men...lol

*shrugs*

Throw in a few Pooh and Grizzley bears, and you've got yourself a right eclectic mix of stuff to tickle the fancy of a somewhat free spirited non-conformist.

 

[formertroll]

I perv on lots of stuff.
Pastries
Honeybee hive plans
Herbal medicine
Medicine men...lol

*shrugs*

Throw in a few Pooh and Grizzley bears, and you've got yourself a right eclectic mix of stuff to tickle the fancy of a somewhat free spirited non-conformist.

I searched high and low for inappropriate pastry pics, but I could not find any. I figure you have already seen appropriate ones, so i'll have to leave you with a bear warning:

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.

They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge.

Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run away.

It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat.

Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

when the freezing wears off from the dentist I could use a Waffle

 

[ExiledWelshman]

RA.

I have a question about you Golden Apple Wafflehouse, if I may.

Will you serve tea?

And I mean proper tea. Not the stuff I've had when in the US of A.

If not, can I bring my own tea?

Do you have milk? Instead of cream.

My patronage and, ultimately, your tip depends on this.

Please, don't shoot me

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I searched high and low for inappropriate pastry pics, but I could not find any. I figure you have already seen appropriate ones, so i'll have to leave you with a bear warning:

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.

They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge.

Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run away.

It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat.

Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.

So, my question to you is this..
Will you wear a bell when visiting my thread, so as not to startle me?
Could you be sure to use a poblano pepper spray, since my preferences lean toward the not so spicy?

when the freezing wears off from the dentist I could use a Waffle

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RA.

I have a question about you Golden Apple Wafflehouse, if I may.

Will you serve tea?

And I mean proper tea. Not the stuff I've had when in the US of A.

If not, can I bring my own tea?

Do you have milk? Instead of cream.

My patronage and, ultimately, your tip depends on this.

Please, don't shoot me

Because I'm way more accommodating than people would believe...I'll throw in a scone with a bit of clotted cream for you.

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/fb/25/6e/fb256e03aad0c193eaa83cfc4ced4185--british-scones-cream-tea.jpg

 

[ExiledWelshman]

That's what I'm talking about.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

now Ia m hungry

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

.....

 

[stu_gats_2000]

.....

but face just starting to tingle again... maybe I can eat soon... keep the waffle warm for or we can make a new batch

 

[formertroll]

I doubt i could ever say or do something to startle you and i also bet you're preference is very spicy, but yes Miss if you require a collar of bells and a spray of pablono that's what you shall get.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

lol....

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I suppose we'd have to figure out which one of us requires the collar...lmao

I doubt i could ever say or do something to startle you and i also bet you're preference is very spicy, but yes Miss if you require a collar of bells and a spray of pablono that's what you shall get.

 

[formertroll]

I suppose we'd have to figure out which one of us requires the collar...lmao

Requires is such a strong word. I prefer "which of us desires the collar."

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Requires is such a strong word. I prefer "which of us desires the collar."

*chuckles*

^^that...

Was funny.

So, you "desire" a run or a leash?

 

[formertroll]

*chuckles*

^^that...

Was funny.

So, you "desire" a run or a leash?

Ladies first, which do you prefer?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Ladies first, which do you prefer?

*looks around for a lady*

 

[ExiledWelshman]

*Walks into wafflehouse

*Overhears above conversation

*I didn't need waffles anyway

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

*Walks into wafflehouse

*Overhears above conversation

*I didn't need waffles anyway

you nut..lol



Listen..I might *need* to be collared..
I might *possibly* could benefit from a little training..

But..

It sure as shit ain't gonna be from anyone online.

*cough*OnlinedomsCanSuckDonkeyBalls*cough*

 

[formertroll]

*looks around for a lady*

i've never played the lady but i'm not opposed, theoretically. any particular personality i should go for?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

i've never played the lady but i'm not opposed, theoretically. any particular personality i should go for?

none that I can think of..
We are at an impasse, I'm afraid.


So. What'll your order be this evening?

 

[formertroll]

none that I can think of..
We are at an impasse, I'm afraid.


So. What'll your order be this evening?

Jack and coke, hold the coke and keep it coming till i can't tell you my safe word anymore. Then give me one more and tuck me in to bed.