Aphrodite's Golden Apple Wafflehouse....you'd better tip the waitress..

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I totally need to make my lemon poundcake, cause it looks a but like this one.

http://bakingbites.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/dsc_6039.JPG

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/dc/0e/32/dc0e32b5837549292ddd4f4bec06e248.jpg

 

[formertroll]

I don't know about that...I like Ruben sandwiches, but not sure I'd call it my signature...

There was a fellow on here who liked to call me Ruben... not sure why, since there's not a female alive who goes by that name..
But..
Whatevs...
To each their own.

If I were to have a signature anything...it might be lemon poundcake.
Dunno... my likes and dislikes change with the wind.

https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-ruben-104535.htm

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

bwahahaha..
http://www.memesboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Why-Are-We-Pooh-Piglet-Meme.png

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-ruben-104535.htm

Well.
Damn.

Ok then.

I'll go listen to some Johnny Cash, now...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

http://s13.favim.com/mini/161025/love-hurts-love-quote-love-sucks-quote-of-the-day-Favim.com-4815033.jpeg

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

http://ryancowan.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/love-sucks-quotes-18-17-best-images-about-cupid-on-pinterest-640x600.jpg

 

[formertroll]

I love me some johnny cash.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I love me some johnny cash.

eyup...

*conjures up a ring of fire*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Just read a post that made me kinda sad..

Dude wants an online companion...(okie dokie, nothing new there..)

Dude seeks an unfulfilled female to "explore" with...(gotcha)

Dude just a needs someone to talk to and keep him company (Ok.. basic human need..)
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Dude is "happily" married...



*cough*whatthefuck*cough*

Are you married to a deaf-mute?
Did your mental health benefits lapse?
Do you just not like your therapist?

Don't be coy. Come out and say you're happily married but want something on the side. There's plenty of people here looking for the same thing. No need to whitewash your ad...

 

[formertroll]

Just read a post that made me kinda sad..

Don't be coy. Come out and say you're happily married but want something on the side. There's plenty of people here looking for the same thing. No need to whitewash your ad...

Reminds me i need to redo mine.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Sigh.. I must temper my temper...lol

http://www.learntarot.com/bigjpgs/cups13.jpg

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Somewhat happily married, might be more appropriate.

Reminds me i need to redo mine.

sorry....
I'm a bit reactionary.

As the Queen of Cups dictates today...
" The Queen of Cups normally thinks with her heart, instead of her mind. She can lack rationality and common sense, but she can also be intuitive, dreamy and almost psychic at times."

P.S. I can be a bit weird, too...

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/316a5f75e536216f169d7cc5c2706ef5/tumblr_mn2jqcUHU71qzxgw0o3_500.gif

 

[formertroll]

sorry....
I'm a bit reactionary.

As the Queen of Cups dictates today...
" The Queen of Cups normally thinks with her heart, instead of her mind. She can lack rationality and common sense, but she can also be intuitive, dreamy and almost psychic at times."

P.S. I can be a bit weird, too...

no need to apologize, you made a legitimate comment it just reminded me that my ads don't really tell much about me although instead of updating them all I did was bumped them so I guess I'm just lazy too

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

no need to apologize, you made a legitimate comment it just reminded me that my ads don't really tell much about me although instead of updating them all I did was bumped them so I guess I'm just lazy too

Most personal ads trigger me in some manner.
Not that I haven't written my fair share.

Reading some of them is like watching Sisyphus..
On GroundhogDay..
With Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore eating waffles everyday for breakfast..

 

[formertroll]

Most personal ads trigger me in some manner.
Not that I haven't written my fair share.

Reading some of them is like watching Sisyphus..
On GroundhogDay..
With Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore eating waffles everyday for breakfast..

i'll take Sisyphus over Cerberus any day.

I think it's impossible to capture someone's essence in an ad. the replies will be guys who reply to every ad no matter what it says, guys that latch on to one small part of who you are, or trolls. none of them any good.

nothing beats a conversation or fifty, imho.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

i'll take Sisyphus over Cerberus any day.

I think it's impossible to capture someone's essence in an ad. the replies will be guys who reply to every ad no matter what it says, guys that latch on to one small part of who you are, or trolls. none of them any good.

nothing beats a conversation or fifty, imho.

ooh, but I'm rather partial to that puppy

 

[formertroll]

ooh, but I'm rather partial to that puppy

my parents are "dumpster divers" as a hobby and found a ceramic Cerberus about the size of a dessert plate. gave it to my brother but it freaked him out so much he threw it away.

I've sworn to myself if I ever see a similar one i'd buy several so that when he throws them away I can replace them like he's haunted by them or something.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

my parents are "dumpster divers" as a hobby and found a ceramic Cerberus about the size of a dessert plate. gave it to my brother but it freaked him out so much he threw it away.

I've sworn to myself if I ever see a similar one i'd buy several so that when he throws them away I can replace them like he's haunted by them or something.

lol...
Bad brother..:caning:

 

[formertroll]

lol...
Bad brother..:caning:

in my younger days I was kind enough to bring him food back from a Chinese restaurant....with a baby octopus facing the lid, so when he opened it.....

or all the times I would hit him and convince him to hit me back instead of telling mom, conveniently she was always right behind him when he did it

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

in my younger days I was kind enough to bring him food back from a Chinese restaurant....with a baby octopus facing the lid, so when he opened it.....

or all the times I would hit him and convince him to hit me back instead of telling mom, conveniently she was always right behind him when he did it

For crimes against your family..
You are henceforth banished...

 

[Eisranac]

I don't know about that...I like Ruben sandwiches, but not sure I'd call it my signature...

There was a fellow on here who liked to call me Ruben... not sure why, since there's not a female alive who goes by that name..
But..
Whatevs...
To each their own.

If I were to have a signature anything...it might be lemon poundcake.
Dunno... my likes and dislikes change with the wind.

https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names-ruben-104535.htm

Well.
Damn.

Ok then.

I'll go listen to some Johnny Cash, now...

I have a feeling Ruben...um...I mean RubenesqueAphrodite...was referring to A Boy Named Sue.

That lemon poundcake sounds pretty good right about now. I just wonder why anyone would be compelled to pound a cake.

 

[formertroll]

For crimes against your family..
You are henceforth banished...

banished from family thanksgiving or from sharing my troll stories?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I have a feeling Ruben...um...I mean RubenesqueAphrodite...was referring to A Boy Named Sue.

That lemon poundcake sounds pretty good right about now. I just wonder why anyone would be compelled to pound a cake.

You may call me "RA".., just not 'Ruben.'

And yes, that is the song to which I was alluding.

Poundcakes originally weighed about 4 pounds due to the ingredient list consisting of one pound each flour, butter, sugar, and eggs. I've actually made mine that way before, with a little tinkering here and there for flavor. But, they are extremely dense little fuckers...