Get Da Fuck Off My Lawn!!!!
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I don't want to chat. I would just like to know what is going on with your lawn.
StarGazer58
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I think your cows wandered onto his lawn and left a few pies on the grass which he might have stepped in.
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"I came, I saw, I shat" in cow language
Oh, is that all it is?! LOL! My cows deposit premium dung! People pay $$$$ for this, especially the BS.
I think your cows wandered onto his lawn and left a few pies on the grass which he might have stepped in.
Oh, is that all it is?! LOL! My cows deposit premium dung! People pay $$$$ for this, especially the BS.
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Oh, is that all it is?! LOL! My cows deposit premium dung! People pay $$$$ for this, especially the BS.
I think you might need to send him a bill then because from what I heard, his yard is a mess of premium cows deposits plus a couple of bull ejaculations on the fence. lol
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It's sorta just a standard for old cranky men. They stay in and look out the window and if any kid runs across the grass they're out shaking their fist and screaming. Its like Homer Simpson's father out shaking his fist and yelling at the clouds.
Oh, is that all it is?! LOL! My cows deposit premium dung! People pay $$$$ for this, especially the BS.
It's sorta just a standard for old cranky men. They stay in and look out the window and if any kid runs across the grass they're out shaking their fist and screaming. Its like Homer Simpson's father out shaking his fist and yelling at the clouds.
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I was thinking of some book that I read years ago where a woman looked out the window to find a guy masturbating on her lawn. Can't remember the name of the book.
We have chatted but IIRC, we don't have much in common.
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I know.
I know. They were nice chats all the same. You're a great gal. Hope all is good!
I know.
They were nice chats all the same. You're a great gal. Hope all is good!
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I know.
All is very good here and seemingly getting better by the minute!
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Well, if that is what he saw, I could understand. From my female perspective however, I might have enjoyed the view and even have opened the windows to listen. Most probably.
Jada59
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No, no. This was the opening scene in some novel I read long ago.
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Naaa...
The ejacs are worthless on a fence. As for the cow poop, he's welcome to it.
When I was young, I once fell off a horse and my long hair landed in fresh cow dung. I let you close your eyes and imagine the clean up...
The ejacs are worthless on a fence. As for the cow poop, he's welcome to it.
When I was young, I once fell off a horse and my long hair landed in fresh cow dung. I let you close your eyes and imagine the clean up...
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Hmmm, might have to first hose off the big pieces
but after that I can tell you that I love to wash a woman's hair as the steam rises up around our naked bodies, the rivulets of water streaming over the soft curves of her body to end in soft drops of water splashing onto the shower floor. My fingers gently massaging her head as I work the shampoo into her hair, fingers flowing through the strands of her hair, the shampoos aroma filling my sense of smell. So yeah, I can imagine the cleanup.
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