Sausage Party

[TheFirmHand80]

This thread is for straight men to constantly bump their own posts and make short, uninspired placeholder replies. Bonus points if they completely ignore anything said by a Y chromosome, but only serve to nudge oneself to the top of the thread in shameless desperation that a potentially sexually available woman actually notices you.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Bumpy bump

 

[Deacon_Voss]

News flash, women are here for the same thing Mr. Desperate, lol.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

I have external genitalia!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

I am employed and possess some teeth

 

[TheFirmHand80]

OMG! Have you ever seen such a sausage party? Who chased away all the neglected MILFs, lonely housewives, and creative ladies?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Isn't this thread due for a bump?

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Isn't this thread due for a bump?

Absolutely.

See? This guy gets it!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Absolutely.

See? This guy gets it!

HA.
I got you!!!
You did not ignore my post.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Bump (/ignore)

 

[neakman]

women are not interested in sex, everyone knows that.

Prove me wrong ladies.

 

[TheFirmHand80]

*flops my dong on the office table*

Me: What's the first order of business?

My kid's second grade teacher: .....

 

[JugheadJane]

I’m here for the sausages! Oh, wait... I thought this was a barbeque... Now what am I going to do with all this coleslaw?!

 

[FortybutNice]

I’m here for the sausages! Oh, wait... I thought this was a barbeque... Now what am I going to do with all this coleslaw?!

I’m sure I can find somewhere for you to put it...

 

[JugheadJane]

I’m sure I can find somewhere for you to put it...

Oh, excellent! You must have been the one in charge of bread rolls and baked potatoes.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Oh, excellent! You must have been the one in charge of bread rolls and baked potatoes.

*swarms* femalefemalefemalefemale

 

[BradBigBrain]

https://www.southsidemarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/HeroFinal-35.jpg

 

[JugheadJane]

https://www.southsidemarket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/HeroFinal-35.jpg

What I’d give for a heap of juicy meat in my mouth right now.

 

[BongoGal]

https://i.imgur.com/XsJwA0q.gif

 

[Babylon_Ishtar]

This thread is funny AF! Thanks guys, hope you don't mind a bump from the ladies

 

[Erotically_Yours]

https://i.imgur.com/XsJwA0q.gif

And every man in the room winces.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

And every man in the room winces.

*raises hand* I absolutely did. Haha

 

[CuckIndianHubby]

No sausages?

 

[Apisto42]

No sausages?

Hey, there’s boobs on your avatar! Wink wink nudge nudge.

 

[tolyk]

And every man in the room winces.

I just wondered what those meat tubes are glued down with that the parts stayed standing