Ladies, pretend I’m blind. How would you describe your vaginas?

[IhateClowns]

Does it look like a catcher’s mitt? How about and overloaded roast beef sandwich? Maybe it looks like a blossoming flower. Maybe it’s your time of the month and it looks and smells like a bloody penny. I’m blind remember. Please describe your gashes to me in extraordinary detail.

 

[IhateClowns]

I forgot to mention, this is for research. It’s part of a government grant program. We are trying to understand the vagina and it’s many characteristics. Once again this is for research purposes only. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated. There is compensation involved.

 

[Farawyn]

*looks down*

It’s airbrused. Black and white. Small, but not too small. Labia adorabalis. With one single glimmering drip of cum tantalizingly about to fall onto the eager waiting tongue of all the married shcleps at work tapping away on their computers.

*closes my legs*

 

[IhateClowns]

*looks down*

It’s airbrused. Black and white. Small, but not too small. Labia adorabalis. With one single glimmering drip of cum tantalizingly about to fall onto the eager waiting tongue of all the married shcleps at work tapping away on their computers.

*closes my legs*

Thank you for participating. Was the cum placed there on purpose? Sort of like a beauty mark? Or were you the victim of a dry by cummer?

 

[Farawyn]

Thank you for participating. Was the cum placed there on purpose? Sort of like a beauty mark? Or were you the victim of a dry by cummer?

I don’t know. I’m just a mere woman and object.
I guess it appeared because every man here is just so hot I walk around in a state of perpetual dampness.

*bites my lip like they do in all the books*

 

[IhateClowns]

I don’t know. I’m just a mere woman and object.
I guess it appeared because every man here is just so hot I walk around in a state of perpetual dampness.

*bites my lip like they do in all the books*

Quivering and heaving. I get it. All the men are hot here like all the women are secretly yet publicly into women. I understand the constant state of bliss that you’re in. Do you put a miracle sponge in your panties before you leave the house? Oh I forgot. No one wears panties here. So how do you deal with your faucet always set to drip?

 

[Farawyn]

Quivering and heaving. I get it. All the men are hot here like all the women are secretly yet publicly into women. I understand the constant state of bliss that you’re in. Do you put a miracle sponge in your panties before you leave the house? Oh I forgot. No one wears panties here. So how do you deal with your faucet always set to drip?

Well, it smells like peaches, of course. So no one seems to mind.

 

[IhateClowns]

Well, it smells like peaches, of course. So no one seems to mind.

Ok. Peaches, but not Peach n’ Cream?

 

[fma20fma]

hi

vertical mouth of a bearded guy

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

"Cavernous"
You could squeeze a baby through it...

 

[Farawyn]

Ok. Peaches, but not Peach n’ Cream?

*leaves Lit in shame*

 

[Farawyn]

"Cavernous"
You could squeeze a baby through it...

Pity.
I’m split by a 4 inch weenie.



I can’t even type that without giggling.

 

[IhateClowns]

"Cavernous"
You could squeeze a baby through it...

How many sets of car keys have been lost?

 

[ydahecnot]

Y’all, you should just make him read it like Braille

 

[IhateClowns]

*leaves Lit in shame*

There are no wrong answers. It’s ok if you haven’t creamed your vagina yet. There are 1000’s of well equipped men in the PG that guarantee they can. They know what they’re looking and they don’t mind telling everyone about it.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Pity.
I’m split by a 4 inch weenie.



I can’t even type that without giggling.

is that four inches long or wide??

 

[Farawyn]

is that four inches long or wide??

That?
That would give me pause, my dear.

 

[Farawyn]

Y’all, you should just make him read it like Braille

I was gonna say that, but we don’t know each other. That would be rude.

 

[IhateClowns]

I was gonna say that, but we don’t know each other. That would be rude.

Very. Thank you for showing respect during this very important serious thread.

 

[Farawyn]

Very. Thank you for showing respect during this very important serious thread.

*curtsies low*
*readjusts my 9 inch girthy, meaty, hard as steel cock*

 

[IhateClowns]

*curtsies low*
*readjusts my 9 inch girthy, meaty, hard as steel cock*

And now we know the origin of the cum drop. Your vagina slurs it’s speech.

 

[Farawyn]

And now we know the origin of the cum drop. Your vagina slurs it’s speech.

That would be the teeth.

 

[IhateClowns]

That would be the teeth.

Oh you ave a legitimate snapper? Not just one that smells like a snapper. Your vagina is a researchers dream.

 

[formertroll]

Serious question, would it be possible to shave/ stubble a vagina into a Braille message?

 

[LiteralLily]

Does it look like a catcher’s mitt? How about and overloaded roast beef sandwich? Maybe it looks like a blossoming flower. Maybe it’s your time of the month and it looks and smells like a bloody penny. I’m blind remember. Please describe your gashes to me in extraordinary detail.

How do you know what a catcher's mitt or a flower looks like? Have you always been blind?