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[justcurious1972]

Shhhh, they'll be asking to navigate next. Just keep that between us, I'm sure they aren't listening.

What about man caves? Surely they are safe

 

[PertPerth]

What about man caves? Surely they are safe

I have one of those, too

Seriously. I have a garage. A shed, a man-cave and a study (which is more like a gaming room, but I call it a study because it makes me sound more like an adult)

 

[missswannie]

Awesome. I kind of spread myself over a few rooms, but in the non-rainy months camp out in the granny flat that is kitted out as a studio. Fortunately the intervals in between the "Mum where's the/what can I eat/take me to..." get longer every year

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

How wonderful that you could surprise yourself. I think you may have provided a few from that night as well as readers of this thread with new masturbation material. And now you have a good excuse to buy new clothes.

More strength to your arm!

(And nice to know there was a talented 'lovely lady wearing just pearls')

That particular detail didn’t go unnoticed here either...

 

[darkelf9]

I'm not your average woman. I can navigate, too. Sadly a dying art with GPS....
Funny, my grandmother used to always say that I should have been born a boy.

Well you're better than my sister, she is totally hopeless at navigating which I learnt the hard way. It was the one and only time I let her navigate anywhere.

Well if you were born a boy you wouldn't of been able to have babies and also you couldn't post that sexy av. So lots of positives being a girl

 

[darkelf9]

What about man caves? Surely they are safe

No where is safe! They can track you via your phone.... you can't hide.

Not sure how long we can hold on to the term "man cave", I'm sure it won't be long till it's called a "person space".

My man cave is my home, even the front door bell doesn't work and I've come to like that. Don't think I'll fix that since those 'Do not knock' stickers don't work.

 

[darkelf9]

Afternoon all,

Well it's still windy in Melbourne town and is supposed to rain at some stage which has been real guess work this Winter.

Saw an interesting talk on the TV this morning about The Third Industrial Revolution. Predictions of fossil fuels and nuclear power being outdated in the near future and removal of the current wealth/power bases. Won't impact me but something for the younger generations to think about. If I was staying in my current home then I would certainly invest in solar panels. If power companies want to stay in business they better get onboard or get left behind.

Winter sure has gone quickly and supposedly it will end in a few weeks. I'm sure those in the UK and in Europe will be glad to see the end of the Summer heat.

Hope your week goes well.

 

[UncleWayne]

Can’t wait for summer to arrive and get back to the nude beaches on the surf coast.
It’s not the same being naked around the house with the heater on full.

 

[missswannie]

Can’t wait for summer to arrive and get back to the nude beaches on the surf coast.
It’s not the same being naked around the house with the heater on full.

Might not be just yet. The fronts are still coming through here, which you lot get eventually, although the big high sitting in the middle pushes our rain down to Tassie instead of NSW and VIC like usual.
Over west, if the ocean temp is still warm from the Northern current then it is not yet about to turn the corner. Sometime during August you get the changeover weeks as it stops and the cycles to the southern cold current. Once the cold current is in the rain stops and the temperature rises. Takes about a week for your nips to calm back down in the first month of cold and cold when you swim, but at least the beach and temp is good to solar recharge.

Drop the kids at school, get in a nudie at the beach, coffee and hit the office later in the morning!

 

[Letmepleaseu01]

Hi fellow Aussies I hope everybody is well I hope the beginning of your week is going well all the best cheers

 

[UncleWayne]

Yeah the surf needs to have warm water I don’t need anything shrivelling up.
Was great years ago when it was possible to take the family to the nude beach not like these days when everything has changed.

There is no better way to meet anyone than everyone being naked with nothing to hide .

 

[missswannie]

Yeah the surf needs to have warm water I don’t need anything shrivelling up.
Was great years ago when it was possible to take the family to the nude beach not like these days when everything has changed.

There is no better way to meet anyone than everyone being naked with nothing to hide .

Still relatively friendly over here. Not nearly the same number of families as when I was a kid, granted, but plenty of young'uns trying it out, just at a later age

 

[UncleWayne]

Just not as friendly as it was there even trying to close some nude beaches down in Vic.
We became really close with a family we met at the beach and often spent long weekends with them until they moved and our kids grew older.

 

[missswannie]

Just not as friendly as it was there even trying to close some nude beaches down in Vic.
We became really close with a family we met at the beach and often spent long weekends with them until they moved and our kids grew older.

Friends and surf lifesaving acquaintances have always been into it, so it has been families at times, but leave it up to the kids if they want to or not or keep their gear on, as they get older

 

[UncleWayne]

That sounds like us, they didn’t want to join us at the beach anymore but we’re okay at being naked at home.
Now I’m older if I go to the beach alone I’m just considered a old perv and dirty old man.

 

[missswannie]

That sounds like us, they didn’t want to join us at the beach anymore but we’re okay at being naked at home.
Now I’m older if I go to the beach alone I’m just considered a old perv and dirty old man.

Or the sand dune dwellers (meercats) would come down to have a chat with you! Yes, solo female is sometimes easier.

 

[UncleWayne]

There was always a lot of activity in the dunes.
Don’t see many females alone at the beach these days.

 

[missswannie]

There was always a lot of activity in the dunes.
Don’t see many females alone at the beach these days.

Don't get disturbed by anyone over here but can't speak for other places in Aust. The SAS have fenced off a lot of the dunes over autumn so the meercat environment might be constrained here now. Or become target practice

 

[warrior queen]

My man cave is my home, even the front door bell doesn't work and I've come to like that. Don't think I'll fix that since those 'Do not knock' stickers don't work.

I have a sign on my front door that says "STOP!!! Before you knock. Shift worker sleeping inside! Please do not disturb unless it is an emergency. Thankyou."
It has been up for over a year and has worked perfectly
(No, none of us are shiftworkers!)

 

[UncleWayne]

Looks like it’s a good morning in Melbourne except for the chance of hail storm.
I just need to wait five minutes for everything to change before getting dressed for the day.

 

[missswannie]

opp here. Rain and strong wind forecast, actual was blue sky and warm day! Bring your dog to work day today so his majesty thought he was the king of all snoring and farting next to the desk.

 

[darkelf9]

I have a sign on my front door that says "STOP!!! Before you knock. Shift worker sleeping inside! Please do not disturb unless it is an emergency. Thankyou."
It has been up for over a year and has worked perfectly
(No, none of us are shiftworkers!)

Hey WQ

Unfortunately these days nobody respects signs on doors and with more houses not having front gates and fences you can't keep people out of your front yard. Most of the house rebuilds I've seen go right to the pathway as everyone wants a bigger house.

 

[darkelf9]

Afternoon all,

Well it finally rained in Melbourne during the day and wouldn't you know it I was out shopping during that one hour period. Had just stepped into Woolies and down it came rather hard. On the upside the car got a wash. It was looking a bit dirty with all that wind blowing crap and dust around the place.

The heater saga is over. The call out fee as usual was more than the cost of the replacement part. Found it difficult to get up that early plus it was cold and obviously couldn't turn the heater on to warm the place up. Has been an expensive month already as all the major bills came in this month as well.

I've decided that my spirit guide is going to be Glenfiddich 21 yr old scotch. I may move on to the 30 yr old but may have to make a sacrifice to the gods...unfortunately human sacrifice is frowned upon these days, which is a shame as I had a few people in mind which the world would be better of without.

Noticed over the last few months that we have new VIC licence plates which now start with a digit, previously they were three letters followed by three digits. They may have run out of that combination. Not sure what will happen when Melbourne gets to 8 Mill, might have to include your pet's name.

Hope your weekend is good. Our little corner of the country seems to be only place that Winter persists.

 

[missswannie]

Afternoon all,

Well it finally rained in Melbourne during the day and wouldn't you know it I was out shopping during that one hour period. Had just stepped into Woolies and down it came rather hard. On the upside the car got a wash. It was looking a bit dirty with all that wind blowing crap and dust around the place.

The heater saga is over. The call out fee as usual was more than the cost of the replacement part. Found it difficult to get up that early plus it was cold and obviously couldn't turn the heater on to warm the place up. Has been an expensive month already as all the major bills came in this month as well.

I've decided that my spirit guide is going to be Glenfiddich 21 yr old scotch. I may move on to the 30 yr old but may have to make a sacrifice to the gods...unfortunately human sacrifice is frowned upon these days, which is a shame as I had a few people in mind which the world would be better of without.

Noticed over the last few months that we have new VIC licence plates which now start with a digit, previously they were three letters followed by three digits. They may have run out of that combination. Not sure what will happen when Melbourne gets to 8 Mill, might have to include your pet's name.

Hope your weekend is good. Our little corner of the country seems to be only place that Winter persists.

Hail storms and ice snowmen being made in Perth, snow down south in WA. Dare say you are going to cop it today onwards. But we are going to have 4 or 5 days of blue skies and 22 deg on Monday so predict a bunch of sickies and people thawing out on the beach in the sun. Might as well call an office meeting down at a beach cafe, I will probably have less absentees from the team.

 

[darkelf9]

Afternoon all,

Well the footy regular season is just about over, all done by next weekend. The finals will actually finish in Sept like the old days. And here in Melbourne town next month will be time for the Royal Melbourne Show, might even go this year although these days it seems to be more of a food festival than emphasis on the agricultural part. About the only time city kids get to see farm animals and experience their smells. Have to watchout for those cow patties.

Apparently we are getting some rain in Melbourne town tonight and tomorrow. Will see what that actually means. Got some sprinkles on the car windscreen driving the city centre yesterday but it was more like a kid using a water pistol, although they are probably banned these days. So crazy that NSW is having bushfires in Winter and there is no rain on the horizon for them during Spring.

As for politics well they're back in the gutter again. No wonder the younger generation doesn't trust any form of govt. They can have all the codes of conduct they like in Canberra but it won't change what has now become acceptable speech making just to generate click bate news. Fucking annoyed I still have to pay tax to employ those fuckwits. If voting wasn't compulsory, I wouldn't. Condoning hate speech under the umbrella of "free speech" is not acceptable.

On a happier note I cracked open my 21yr old Scotch last week to take off the chill of the night. It was chilly so a had to have a couple of glasses purely to warm up of course. Purchased a bottle of the new bourbon Gentleman Jack since it was on special this week. Already have a couple of open bottles of bourbon so one must show restraint.

Hope your weekend goes well.