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Questions answered folks. Whadja wana know?
Dear magic 8 ball, will I get laid tomorrow?
I’ll shake my ball when I get home and see if it was right...
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I’ll shake my ball when I get home and see if it was right...
That is properly fascinating... who knew that I’d learn the origins of boveril from a sex site...
Thank you,
Took me by surprise too!
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Disaster - I can’t find my magic 8 ball! I thought it was with my furby but no... so I checked if it was with my Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo but nope... nor is it with bagpuss and the dancing Mexican hamster...
These are my the only sensible places for the magic 8 ball to live - where else would I have put it?... I can’t imagine in a clearing frenzy I chucked it, because I still have the dancing hamster and I think I’d ditch him before the magic 8 ball... (obviously the furby, Mr Hanky and Bagpuss are going nowhere... grown women with stuffed toys annoy me a little (I know - judgy) but bagpuss doesn’t count...)
This is a shame because I wanted to see if the magic 8 ball was right about Ruth... I shall have to search a bit harder over the weekend because I think a thread with Allia’s magic balls would be fun...
These are my the only sensible places for the magic 8 ball to live - where else would I have put it?... I can’t imagine in a clearing frenzy I chucked it, because I still have the dancing hamster and I think I’d ditch him before the magic 8 ball... (obviously the furby, Mr Hanky and Bagpuss are going nowhere... grown women with stuffed toys annoy me a little (I know - judgy) but bagpuss doesn’t count...)
This is a shame because I wanted to see if the magic 8 ball was right about Ruth... I shall have to search a bit harder over the weekend because I think a thread with Allia’s magic balls would be fun...
I took the liberty of asking the online Magic 8 ball (www.ask8ball.net) the question "Did Ruth get laid yesterday" and the reply was "Signs point to yes".
I have my doubts about the accuracy of such oracle - but would be delighted to hear an affirmative from Ruth!
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An online eight ball cannot be as much fun as my upcoming three titted thread...
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A gentleman never tells. But the answer was indeed yes (cowgirl for those taking notes)
Personal I have 2, they are both within arms reach. But who knew there was an online 8ball ! See I learned something!!!
Who writes with 3 exclamation marks
Oh and on the subject of Teddy's, I have 2, one as old as me, and one almost as old as me. So no, it's not weird.
Further question : I've just read that there is a thing called 'Toblerone tunnel’ (a variation of the 'thigh gap' phenomenon )
I love toblerone, and I love what is called the toblerone tunnel. I'm just relieved I now can explain it simply, and not say, you know, the gap, when you stand right, and look through a skinny birds legs... Fwwwrrrr, egnnn egnnn,
Personal I have 2, they are both within arms reach. But who knew there was an online 8ball ! See I learned something!!!
Who writes with 3 exclamation marks
Oh and on the subject of Teddy's, I have 2, one as old as me, and one almost as old as me. So no, it's not weird.
Further question : I've just read that there is a thing called 'Toblerone tunnel’ (a variation of the 'thigh gap' phenomenon )
I love toblerone, and I love what is called the toblerone tunnel. I'm just relieved I now can explain it simply, and not say, you know, the gap, when you stand right, and look through a skinny birds legs... Fwwwrrrr, egnnn egnnn,
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I just asked if it is as good as my three titted thread - and it said outlook good... which is clearly the wrong answer... online 8 ball is rubbish
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When you find your 8ball, are you going to take a photo of it nestled??? In your bosom? Noooooo, that's where my face should go
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I just asked if it is as good as my three titted thread - and it said outlook good... which is clearly the wrong answer... online 8 ball is rubbish
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A gentleman never tells. But the answer was indeed yes (cowgirl for those taking notes)
Personal I have 2, they are both within arms reach. But who knew there was an online 8ball ! See I learned something!!!
Who writes with 3 exclamation marks
Oh and on the subject of Teddy's, I have 2, one as old as me, and one almost as old as me. So no, it's not weird.
Further question : I've just read that there is a thing called 'Toblerone tunnel’ (a variation of the 'thigh gap' phenomenon )
I love toblerone, and I love what is called the toblerone tunnel. I'm just relieved I now can explain it simply, and not say, you know, the gap, when you stand right, and look through a skinny birds legs... Fwwwrrrr, egnnn egnnn,
Two! You haven’t nicked mine have you?
Tobelerone tunnel is a new one on me... and now I’m hungry... on the choo choo to somewhere new but only likely to see the inside of a meeting room...
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I was thinking it might be three magic balls - then I can write my own answer when I don’t like the magic one
A gentleman never tells. But the answer was indeed yes (cowgirl for those taking notes)
Personal I have 2, they are both within arms reach. But who knew there was an online 8ball ! See I learned something!!!
Who writes with 3 exclamation marks
Oh and on the subject of Teddy's, I have 2, one as old as me, and one almost as old as me. So no, it's not weird.
Further question : I've just read that there is a thing called 'Toblerone tunnel’ (a variation of the 'thigh gap' phenomenon )
I love toblerone, and I love what is called the toblerone tunnel. I'm just relieved I now can explain it simply, and not say, you know, the gap, when you stand right, and look through a skinny birds legs... Fwwwrrrr, egnnn egnnn,
Toblerone Tunnel! (I would use three exclamation marks too but for fear of ridicule). What a fantastic phrase! A friend of mine always referred to it as the spark gap...
And at a tangent could someone explain what strange algorithm has led to the ghastly people at Wowcher targeting this ad at me?? Anti-Chafing Thigh Bands £4.99 | Rattan Furniture Set £529 | 4 Bunion Toe Correctors £2.99 | 12 Virtuoso Wines £39 | Unicorn/Flamingo Pool Inflatable £5.98
What could I possibly have done to prompt this?
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But you're OK with the rattan/wine/flamingos combos?
Its like an Argos generation game "higher than a 6!"
(I love doing this, anyone not British just won't get it)
On a sad related line. Junior work colleague (24) this week didn't know who Nina Simone was (hang your head in shame)
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But you're OK with the rattan/wine/flamingos combos?
Its like an Argos generation game "higher than a 6!"
(I love doing this, anyone not British just won't get it)
On a sad related line. Junior work colleague (24) this week didn't know who Nina Simone was (hang your head in shame)
I briefly worked with a teen apprentice and my favourite game was throwing names at him to see who he’d never heard of... Terry Wogan, how are there people living in Britain that have never heard of Sir Terry...
I can almost understand/forgive about Nina Simone but Terry Wogan?
Mention Harry Worth to anyone under 40 and you'll probably be met with a blank stare - whereas most of my contemporaries would probably try to recreate his opening scene involving the shop window...
And for anyone unfamiliar with that... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f189hOfyYSY
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Who’s Harry Worth?
. I am ever so slightly the wrong side of 40 and I didn’t know... thanks for the clip, xxWho’s Harry Worth?
You're welcome. To be honest I have little recollection of him either - except for the opening sequence which was quite possibly the only funny part of the show...
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Trying to get out of mother in laws visit so I can have fun... not being very successful. Any tips for being more persuasive? Does not seem to be my strong point...
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11 book read this year.
My target was one a month.
My target was one a month.
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Any good recommendations?...
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The Presidents hat, Antoine Laurain.
Ready player one soon, I'll let you know if it lives up to my friends hype.
Thug by agie Thomas, and Chicago PD tried to get it bumped off a high school ready list... When the police try to ban books you know you have to read it.
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