Post baseless lies about the person above you - Version Three

Will have sex on the first date, but not on any subsequent dates

I keep wanting to join in on this thread, bit the only lies i think of are really fucking mean. And I don't want to be that mean to such a nice guy.....
 
She’s actually vanilla in search of spice!

(And those are actually nicer than any of my under wear)
 
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