Dear Litster... (continued)

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I just realised that’s an actual arse hole.

Dear singing voice,

I hereby name you Memefinder General.

The pay sucks.

Sorry.
Dap Doc

of course not..
Pay always sucks...

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

I have the strangest boner right now

That did just make me snort!!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

That did just make me snort!!

You are full of interesting sound effects. Never know what I might squeak out of you

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

You are full of interesting sound effects. Never know what I might squeak out of you

Ohh its true... i could give you references

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Ohh its true... i could give you references

We could sample them and make fascinating synth music.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

We could sample them and make fascinating synth music.

well call me DJ PLP...

Dear, signed, etc...
For decorum

 

[TheFirmHand80]

Right?!

You also have a boner!?!

 

[TheFirmHand80]

well call me DJ PLP...

Dear, signed, etc...
For decorum

I'd lay down a drum beat but it would be pretty...

Heavy handed

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Yup it's the bad guys like me, that are really the nice guys

Yeah, you're a real nice guy. I love the way you treat SKS behind the scenes, you fucking piece of shit.

You're a hypocrite of the worst fucking kind, and you should be ashamed of yourself. You're nothing more than a neanderthal. If people dislike me after this, so fucking be it.

I'm sorry for part of my rant. I never should have insulted the Neanderthals like that.

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Lister,

Guess you're not looked upon, as the nice guy

Signed,
Taking the heads up, and running with it.

Litster,

Meow?

Litster

 

[ExiledWelshman]

of course not..
Pay always sucks...

Dear Memefinder General,

You can always ask for a pay rise.

I mean, you'll probably be laughed out of the room, but you can always ask.

Dap Doc

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear Mr grizzly bear of awesome,
Thank you for pillow forts and hugs and making me feel better. You give good hugs.

~ the giver of sprite and marshmallows

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Dear Mr grizzly bear of awesome,
Thank you for pillow forts and hugs and making me feel better. You give good hugs.

~ the giver of sprite and marshmallows

Dear custodian of pillow castle,

You're welcome.

Are there books in the fort?

There had better be books.

Signed,

Grumpy and cynical.

 

[Angedesoleil]

Dear grumpy,
I'm a teacher... of course there are books. All sorts...
Pablo Neruda, a lot of classical literature, a few French novels, whoops *hides the Dr. Seuss* ... yeah books are good.

~ signed,
Grateful for kind friends who step in

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Dear grumpy,
I'm a teacher... of course there are books. All sorts...
Pablo Neruda, a lot of classical literature, a few French novels, whoops *hides the Dr. Seuss* ... yeah books are good.

~ signed,
Grateful for kind friends who step in

Dear custodian of pillow castle,

Can I bring some Russian literature?

And a book full of football stats?

Grumpy

 

[BadAmy]

Dear you,

Good picture.

Plus I still love your singing voice. I demand an encore.

Signed,

Me

Dear you.
Agreed.
Signed
Not you.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear grumpy,
I'm a teacher... of course there are books. All sorts...
Pablo Neruda, a lot of classical literature, a few French novels, whoops *hides the Dr. Seuss* ... yeah books are good.

~ signed,
Grateful for kind friends who step in

*finds the Dr Seuss*
Books in a pillow fort *happy sigh*

I offer up my complete book collection to share in the pillow castle.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear grumpy,
I'm a teacher... of course there are books. All sorts...
Pablo Neruda, a lot of classical literature, a few French novels, whoops *hides the Dr. Seuss* ... yeah books are good.

~ signed,
Grateful for kind friends who step in

*finds the Dr Seuss*
Books in a pillow fort *happy sigh*

I offer up my complete book collection to share in the pillow castle.

*curls up to listen to Tink read*

The Foot Book, please.
It's my favorite.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Dear Dr Seuss fans,

I don't get Doctor Seuss.

Maybe it is because I'm a Brit.

Signed,

Seuss Schmeuss

 

[LostGirlTink]

*curls up to listen to Tink read*

The Foot Book, please.
It's my favorite.

I will read to you any time!

Dear Dr Seuss fans,

I don't get Doctor Seuss.

Maybe it is because I'm a Brit.

Signed,

Seuss Schmeuss

Dear not getting it...
I prefer fairy tales but Dr Seuss will do.
Book nerd litster

 

[Angedesoleil]

*curls up to listen to Tink read*

The Foot Book, please.
It's my favorite.

Dear Seus fans and captive grizzly bear,
He makes a good pillow.
I agree Tink is designated orator... but I want the sneeches after the foot book...
Or the velveteen rabbit.

~ signed
Sleepy but happy

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I will read to you any time!


Dear not getting it...
I prefer fairy tales but Dr Seuss will do.
Book nerd litster

Dear book nerd Litster,

I can't remember any fairy stories.

I know a good one about the devil and a massive talking black cat with a gun pitching up in Moscow.

Not much of a fairy story though.

Humble apologies.

Bookish Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

I will read to you any time!


Dear not getting it...
I prefer fairy tales but Dr Seuss will do.
Book nerd litster

I have "Corduroy" - the 40th Anniversary edition. I can bring it.

Dear Seus fans and captive grizzly bear,
He makes a good pillow.
I agree Tink is designated orator... but I want the sneeches after the foot book...
Or the velveteen rabbit.

~ signed
Sleepy but happy

That's a good book, too!

Dear book nerd Litster,

I can't remember any fairy stories.

I know a good one about the devil and a massive talking black cat with a gun pitching up in Moscow.

Not much of a fairy story though.

Humble apologies.

Bookish Litster

How about a British story, or a Welsh one... just read. Lol

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I have "Corduroy" - the 40th Anniversary edition. I can bring it.



That's a good book, too!




How about a British story, or a Welsh one... just read. Lol

Maybe the Legend of Gelert

 

[Eisranac]

Dear Dr Seuss fans,

I don't get Doctor Seuss.

Maybe it is because I'm a Brit.

Signed,

Seuss Schmeuss

Dear Seuss Schmeuss,

A Seuss is like a goose on the loose
But without the abuse of a noose
Or being revved up like a deuce
And once you spruce the juice
Then perhaps one could deduce opening a sluice to a truce
Especially for earlier in this thread.

Signed,
Rodoeht LeSieg