Hitler Was The Best Blah Blah Blah And He Sucked

[FEELINGLUCKYPUNK]

I tossed a fat Hitler bio (Brit) in the trash because the Slimey Limer author added HITLER REALLY SUCKED to every flattering word said about Adolf.

All the world knows Hitler was as bad as Jesus but each had a few talents.

Keep your PC Limey opions outta your books.

 

[KeithD]

I edited the biography of Hitler's pilot for Brassey's eighteen years ago. Hitler's Personal Pilot: The Life and Times of Hans Baur, by C.G. Sweeting, which you might find interesting. Since you're steeping yourself in Hitler stuff.

 

[FEELINGLUCKYPUNK]

I edited the biography of Hitler's pilot for Brassey's eighteen years ago. Hitler's Personal Pilot: The Life and Times of Hans Baur, by C.G. Sweeting, which you might find interesting. Since you're steeping yourself in Hitler stuff.

Hitlers transformation from war hero to madman is abrupt and surprising. More...plenty of the Allies were criminals at best. Churchill tops the villain list. I wanna know what flipped Hitler.

 

[KeithD]

He probably came flipped. The difference was in public perceptions guided by who won and who lost. I just finished a Mary Westmacott (Agatha Christie) novel from 1930 that, in a section, goes after Winston Churchill as a WWI war criminal.

 

[IsItBad]

Hitlers transformation from war hero to madman is abrupt and surprising. More...plenty of the Allies were criminals at best. Churchill tops the villain list. I wanna know what flipped Hitler.

what flipped hitler?
as if he didn't hate Jews from the start?

just interested in your perspective or question.....

reminds me of some years back when i was in bamburg sitting in a bar drinking beer and struck up a conversation with some old locals.....they felt sure that the biggest travesty ever was that the war ended before they could kill all of the Jews...…


near as i can tell....hitler was the closest thing to a living satan as we have seen in human form......for one to decide themselves that millions of people should be exterminated......well, that's sort acting like Satan himself

 

[SimonDoom]

. I wanna know what flipped Hitler.

I'm trying to tease a meaning out of that and can't do it.

Hitler published Mein Kampf in 1925, years before he became chancellor or before World War 2 started. He never "flipped." He was always an evil man, with evil plans.

Churchill had a lot of ideas, some of them bad. He was an unreconstructed imperialist. But in World War 2 he was, indisputably, on the right side, and he helped the good guys win. It's no surprise if history tends to overlook his flaws.

 

[Alice_Rosaleen]

All the world knows Hitler was as bad as Jesus but each had a few talents.

This line is the real treasure waiting to be unpacked.

Jesus's Talents:
Wine making
Fish and Loaf multiplication
Giving sermons
Carpentry
Raising the Dead
Walking on Water
Fishing
Befriending Prostitutes
Rolling Boulders
Breakdancing (I can only assume)

Hitler's Talents:
Struggling (Mein kampf means my struggle, and apparently the struggle was real)
Hate mongering
Mustache trimming
Murder
Suicide

 

[KeithD]

His paintings sell well. However, this being the AH, one wonders what he has to do with erotica.

 

[TxRad]

His paintings sell well. However, this being the AH, one wonders what he has to do with erotica.

You're wondering that on a JBJ thread. You know better than that.

 

[SimonDoom]

Breakdancing (I can only assume)

I want to know where you go to worship. That sounds like a place worth trying out.

 

[LupusDei]

His paintings sell well. However, this being the AH, one wonders what he has to do with erotica.

He also did building drawings. Really, really epic buildings, and totally unreasonable.

He had strange ideas. Still, a lot of the insanity come from his three offices, he never properly merged, competing for his attention.

As to erotica, there plenty. They tried to replace Christianity with kind of pseudo paganism, and their torch marching often featured bare bteasted women in the head.

Also they organised nude summer camps for schools. Many girls end up pregnant, and were dubbed 'Hitler's brides.'

 

[Alice_Rosaleen]

I want to know where you go to worship. That sounds like a place worth trying out.

If you go to the right Penecostal Holiness or A.M.E Church (at least in the South) there will be dancing.
I like to imagine Jesus as some dude with a boombox, pulling out a piece of cardboard to show his righteous moves to the Philistines. And they're all like, "Lord, where did you learn to dance?" and Jesus says, "My dad taught me, and yea shall I teach you too."

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

And what in the name of Hugh Hefner has this got to do with matters at hand? I'm here for well-written depictions of people engaging in Chesterfield Rugby, and guidance on how to create it myself.

Although, since Norm Abram is no longer on TV, I'll take carpentry tips from The Lord.

Dancing? That would be a miracle...

 

[JaneRamsey]

Whose seen "Adolf Hitler: the greatest story never told"?

It's a documentary on YouTube.

 

[JaneRamsey]

Erotica Hitler could get real disturbing real fast....

 

[KeithD]

Erotica Hitler could get real disturbing real fast....

My father was an American army officer in the occupation of Germany after the war and we got to tour a lot of castles and haunts of Hitler's friends before they were cleaned up and opened to the public. A displaced Czech countess guided us through Bavaria a couple of times. We went to Hitler's Eagle's Nest on the summit of an alp, Kehlstein, above the Nazi leadership retreat village of Obersalzberg. She was trying to put the make on my father and while we were touring there, she told us of some of the kinky sex that went on up there. I was only ten, but even then I couldn't imagine some of what she said Hitler and Eva Braun would do. Eventually, they ended up dead and burned together.

 

[Oblimo]

Hitler has only got one ball
Göring has two but very small
Himmler is rather sim'lar
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

 

[FEELINGLUCKYPUNK]

I studied Hitler since 1960. Virtually every word from historians is HITLER SUCKED.

I get it, I'm no Holocaust denier. Yet since 1990 or so Soviet archives seriously alter the thesis: Plenty of others sucked as bad as Hitler, tit for tat. And WINSTON CHURCHILL Fields the great comic was their fueher. A few myths died.

Hitler wasn't Jewish according to his y chromosome he shared with plenty of male kin. He wasn't gay, he was a closet stud.

My original point is don't fill your writing with TRUMP SUX or BUSH IS HITLER or STALIN ROCKS.

 

[KeithD]

Well, OK, although one of my accounts has put Goering in a dress (Puttin on the Ritz), I'll do what I can to keep Hitler out of my erotica, James--just because it seems important enough for you to post to it on the AH.

 

[FEELINGLUCKYPUNK]

Hitler has only got one ball
Göring has two but very small
Himmler is rather sim'lar
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

Josef Gerbils Coat of Arms says, E PLURIBNUS UNUM, translated means I GET MORE PUSSY THAN OBLIMO.

 

[KeithD]

Time to get off the sauce, climb back in the trailer, and go to bed (alone again), James.

 

[SimonDoom]

My original point is don't fill your writing with TRUMP SUX or BUSH IS HITLER or STALIN ROCKS.

I'm fairly certain that my stories are free of these themes, or variations on them. They're all erection-killers for me.

But it's sound advice, for sure.

 

[FEELINGLUCKYPUNK]

Time to get off the sauce, climb back in the trailer, and go to bed (alone again), James.

Yuh gotta practice a lot if you wanna stay in the ring with me.

 

[FEELINGLUCKYPUNK]

You're wondering that on a JBJ thread. You know better than that.

I read Mogen David changed the name of its main wine stuff to MuacxtEX

 

[FEELINGLUCKYPUNK]

I read Mogen David changed the name of its main wine stuff to MuscaTEX