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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Sunday!!!


The car fired on the first crank, like in .87 seconds. Not bad for an American made POS. Mopar, motherfuckers!!!


Had to run to the store to get dairy products for coffee.


The upstairs is open and airing. Kitteh is resting. It's a beautiful Sunday morning with a potential bike ride looming.


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[bellisarius]

All quiet here. The monsoons have arrived, tons of rain all around me so I'm waiting for "my fair share." Is there a government agency I can file a complaint with about that?

No big plans for today, just puttering about the house and some minor yard work before it gets too hot, or Allah willing rain.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm getting a stimulus payment.


From my bank for "escrow overages."


Thousands, not hundreds.


Thanks be to Allah for Federal Oversight and Regulations . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

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[bellisarius]

I'm getting a stimulus payment.


From my bank for "escrow overages."


Thousands, not hundreds.


Thanks be to Allah for Federal Oversight and Regulations . . . .

So you can afford to buy me an inch of rain then. I mean it's only fair, right?

 

[nowisthetime]

This is it!

The final competition for the World Cup.

Watch the racist RIGHTISTS blow a gasket if France wins.

I'm here for it if that happens

 

[Endrura]

One minor rain in the last 6 weeks, I'm loving it. No grass to cut, few weeds to deal with and with only my potted garden not much maintenance there either. Lots of rain has passed near me but Allah has been merciful to our location.

 

[silver gurl]

Need rain. The grass is brown. Fires are starting.

But no lawn mowing!

 

[nowisthetime]

Good France!


Winners!


Lol! FakeNews is choking right now.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Need rain. The grass is brown. Fires are starting.

But no lawn mowing!

Day AV, tho. Damn!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So you can afford to buy me an inch of rain then. I mean it's only fair, right?

Well, that depends. I'm thinking that this new(er) Heritage softail would look good with me living here, and with me sitting on it. That, and I just may be more entitled than you.


Went for a nice ride down to the former capitol, the one 50-odd miles away, with all the restored shit. I got a lovely pic of "teh bike" in front of one of the oldest buildings in the country.


I stopped to get a Coke on the way out of town, parking in the only speck of shade in the entire parking lot. It was "bike" sized. So I'm leanin on "teh bike," drinking my Coke and this coal train came past on the tracks behind the store. So I watched the long-ass coal train go by, thinking about how for an industry that was supposed to be killed, that was sure many assloads and metric shit-tonnes of Flammable Dirts-n-Rocks going past, all to be exported, of course. A car pulled u beside me with a granny, her two teen kids in it, and Teh Baby, who was just at talking age. They stopped so Junior could watch the train go past, just like Teh Wat was doing. Then it was done - no caboose, either.


As they wee getting ready to leave, Granny asked Junior, "what's that man leaning on?" Junior, after some coaxing, said, "motorcycle." I was going to explain that it's a Harley fuckin' Davidson, but . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

Need rain. The grass is brown. Fires are starting.

But no lawn mowing!

If you had been here, I would have let you come along, you know . . . .


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[silver gurl]

If you had been here, I would have let you come along, you know . . . .


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I need some wind in my hair.

You need to come a little North and need to go a little South.

 

[Endrura]

I need some wind in my hair.

You need to come a little North and need to go a little South.

OH hell, we all need to go on vacation!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I need some wind in my hair.

You need to come a little North and need to go a little South.

OH hell, we all need to go on vacation!

You're both welcome to Chez Wat, such as it is.


Of course, that means as north as I go is to wherever the plane lands or the train unloads.


And your papers have to be in order.


Dang furrinurz . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

Took the cat's girlfriend out for dinner and a milk shake. We had a terrific visit. All manner of catching up.


And there are leftovers for later this week.


The cat would've taken her out, but his Check doesn't come in until next week.


That and I have suspended his driving privileges . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Monday!!!


Waiting for the coffee to kick in.


Have a follow-up appointment with the bonesaw butcher.


Should I Harley it to the doctor's???


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[Endrura]

I doubt he cared as long as one of you used the can opener for him when you got back.

I put on a dull movie and fell asleep on the couch, I am well rested for today at least

 

[bellisarius]

Mornin' folks

I have a doctors appt. this AM myself. No big deal, routine check-up. Be nice to just phone it in but he'll probably want to use his stethoscope just so he can feel all doctorly and such.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

He's a happy fellow being home.


He was in pulling up the hall carpet a few minutes ago.


I've sieved through a few weeks worth of mail. Ninety percent of it is crap.


What else is new???


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[Wat_Tyler]

Mornin' folks

I have a doctors appt. this AM myself. No big deal, routine check-up. Be nice to just phone it in but he'll probably want to use his stethoscope just so he can feel all doctorly and such.

I think I get x-rayed.


Maybe they'll bring in the machine that goes "ping!"


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[bellisarius]

Oh NO, the dreaded 'ping' machine. The only thing worse is the 'glopata' machine.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yes, that, too.


I need to get the Chrysler in for state inspection. I may get them to do the serpentine belt while they're under the hood.


Also, it'll give them something to charge me for so's maybe they won't look so hard for other shit.


Meanwhile, next door, I have no idea what I'm going to do yet, but I'm past the point now . . . .


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[Endrura]

I'd give advice but what do I know. BACON!!

Breakfast must be done bbl

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah . . . no . . . .


Bacon will do until something else comes along, but oatmeal is calling me this morning for some reason.


Perhaps an extended drought is the explanation.


There hasn't been a weasel in sight all day . . . .


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