The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[Cat Malojan]

Hallelujah praise the lord!

It reminds me of the part in Stranger Things 2 when Winona Ryder is cooking the monster out of the little boy with the heater.

Your wallpaper is like the monster, darling. Hang some crucifixes sweetheart it will have the same effect

Actually it came down last year. Only to be replaced with even nicer wallpaper! I've never watched Stranger Things.

Now shut the fuck up and make me a pav.

 

[Cat Malojan]

Your cats are morons?

 

[girlsmiley]

Actually it came down last year. Only to be replaced with even nicer wallpaper! I've never watched Stranger Things.

Now shut the fuck up and make me a pav.

You know what? I haven’t had pav in such a long time. That’s a great idea.

We’re having hangi today. It’s traditional Maori food. Pork and brisket and chicken and stuffing and potato and pumpkin cooked in the ground. It’s going to be amazing. One of my girlfriends is fundraising for her league team. She’s the coach. Looking forward to lunchtime. Pav tonight tho for sure.

Oh! The missus is taking me ice skating this arvo. I said please God no but she said I’ll be fine. I’m not going to be fine I’m going to die. I’m going to slip and fall and crack my head open on the ice and you’re going to see me on the news.

 

[Cat Malojan]

You know what? I haven’t had pav in such a long time. That’s a great idea.

We’re having hangi today. It’s traditional Maori food. Pork and brisket and chicken and stuffing and potato and pumpkin cooked in the ground. It’s going to be amazing. One of my girlfriends is fundraising for her league team. She’s the coach. Looking forward to lunchtime. Pav tonight tho for sure.

Oh! The missus is taking me ice skating this arvo. I said please God no but she said I’ll be fine. I’m not going to be fine I’m going to die. I’m going to slip and fall and crack my head open on the ice and your going to see me on the news.

You dramatic cunt. If I can survive a fucking small crusty loaf you can handle the ice. Just if you slip under don't do that crawling along scratchy thing they do in Dead Zone and other horrors, it's creepy petal.

I'm off to watch a scary flick.

Laters, love you loads you mad cunt.

 

[girlsmiley]

Enjoy love I’ll catch up with you later xx

 

[Luk]

Mac & Cheese Shots

 

[Bookishleigh]

Actually it came down last year. Only to be replaced with even nicer wallpaper! I've never watched Stranger Things.

Now shut the fuck up and make me a pav.

You should be banned just for this.

 

[Cat Malojan]

You should be banned just for this.

I put it on for ten minutes and it was like E.T. Fucking kids running around on bikes. Not my thing.

 

[spacekowboy]

I see your Aston Martin send raise you this sexy piece of ass.

https://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/IMG_0052.jpg

 

[nowisthetime]

Oooo wee, saw a trailer for a new Mary, Queen of Scots film!

Queen "Bess" (the first) was looking a little salty.

I live for historic drama!!!

 

[spacekowboy]

I put it on for ten minutes and it was like E.T. Fucking kids running around on bikes. Not my thing.

It's ET meets Stephen King. Some of us were kids in the 80's, not the 70's ye old bat!

 

[Bookishleigh]

I put it on for ten minutes and it was like E.T. Fucking kids running around on bikes. Not my thing.

Fine. I'll take my Teddy Ruxpin and go home.

 

[spacekowboy]

Fine. I'll take my Teddy Ruxpin and go home.

You haven't lived till you've played a Black Sabbath cassette through your Teddy Ruxpin.

 

[Luk]

It's ET meets Stephen King. Some of us were kids in the 80's, not the 70's ye old bat!

On point, funny, truthiness. Especially the old bat part.

 

[Cat Malojan]

On point, funny, truthiness. Especially the old bat part.

Cunt.

 

[spacekowboy]

On point, funny, truthiness. Especially the old bat part.

I can get away with that because even though she may dislike me for saying it, she still wants to ride the hogleg.

 

[Cat Malojan]

I can get away with that because even though she may dislike me for saying it, she still wants to ride the hogleg.

Is that at Alton Towers?

 

[spacekowboy]

Is that at Alton Towers?

There is a height and age limit to ride that ride.

 

[Luk]

There is a height and age limit to ride that ride.

I hope she doesn't break a hip.

 

[spacekowboy]

I hope she doesn't break a hip.

Just a cracked pelvis. No biggie.

 

[Luk]

Just a cracked pelvis. No biggie.

Cool. It will match the crack in her cheater spectacles.

 

[Wings]

My neighbors have a mechanical bull at their birthday party. I’ve never put my contacts back in and put some more clothes on faster in my life. I love my neighborhood.

 

[Luk]

My neighbors have a mechanical bull at their birthday party. I’ve never put my contacts back in and put some more clothes on faster in my life. I love my neighborhood.

#instagramthatshit

 

[Aglaopheme]

It’s so cold here I went to woolies earlier and nearly keyed my car with my nipples

Pic or it didn’t happen.

It's so hot here my fucking wallpaper is coming off.

My face has melted off.

Korean BBQ

Woot!

Jelly. It’s been a bit since I’ve made, it even had, bulgogi.

It treated myself to some snazzy new creepers after 6 hours at the Mall of America today. I like to shop, but that place is pure torture.

 

[Bookishleigh]

*Major shoe envy from below*

I don't know if I should find something to watch, take a bath, or just call it a night and go to bed.

I'm soooooooo bored.