The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[silver gurl]

Try that with a 130lb great dane.

He is a good 70 lbs.
He was raised outdoors and had to forge for food up North.

Day number 2 of me having him, he got loose. . I was running all over the neighbourhood. I would get close to grabbing his collar and he would run. I lost track of him.

He is the type of dog (atm. Training him) if he gets into the woods he is gone. I got home from chasing his ass, and there he was, on my steps with a dog food bag stuck on his head. Phew.

Do you have a Great Dane? They are awesome.

 

[spacekowboy]

He is a good 70 lbs.
He was raised outdoors and had to forge for food up North.

Day number 2 of me having him, he got loose. . I was running all over the neighbourhood. I would get close to grabbing his collar and he would run. I lost track of him.

He is the type of dog (atm. Training him) if he gets into the woods he is gone. I got home from chasing his ass, and there he was, on my steps with a dog food bag stuck on his head. Phew.

Do you have a Great Dane? They are awesome.

Two of them actually. Idiot behemoths.

 

[silver gurl]

Two of them actually. Idiot behemoths.

Ahhh, big lumps of love. I them

 

[silver gurl]

I also don’t know if this dog is French or English. So far he only responds to food.

 

[Dr. Groove]

I also don’t know if this dog is French or English. So far he only responds to food.

Sounds French to me...

 

[pink]

Two of them actually. Idiot behemoths.

I don't know if you are on Facebook or Instagram but there is a Great Dane named Dinky, his pet parents post great pics of him and his doggy sibling.

 

[pink]

I also don’t know if this dog is French or English. So far he only responds to food.

Me too.

 

[JaneyDoe56]

Bullshit.

 

[Dr. Groove]

I think the circular reasoning and false flag answers with United's customer service could be used for some sort of military IQ testing. That's how I'm going to look at it anyway....

I must get to the end, no matter how irrational, confusing, mis-directed and contradictory; or the terrorists win.

In order to continue, I must blurt - fuck these motherfuckers.

 

[TwinkleStars]

He is a good 70 lbs.
He was raised outdoors and had to forge for food up North.

Day number 2 of me having him, he got loose. . I was running all over the neighbourhood. I would get close to grabbing his collar and he would run. I lost track of him.

He is the type of dog (atm. Training him) if he gets into the woods he is gone. I got home from chasing his ass, and there he was, on my steps with a dog food bag stuck on his head. Phew.

Do you have a Great Dane? They are awesome.

Thanks for the smile.

 

[Spins]

Whoever makes days should probably be shot.

They are never what they need to be <nods>

 

[Wings]

I love houseguests that leave me a gorgeous bouquet of flowers. I would have preferred whiskey.

 

[silver gurl]

Sounds French to me...

Lol

Me too.

Lol

Thanks for the smile.

The dog food bag was really stuck over his head. Silly dog

 

[adrina]

I think the circular reasoning and false flag answers with United's customer service could be used for some sort of military IQ testing. That's how I'm going to look at it anyway....

I must get to the end, no matter how irrational, confusing, mis-directed and contradictory; or the terrorists win.

In order to continue, I must blurt - fuck these motherfuckers.

We blurt therefore we are.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Lol

Lol


The dog food bag was really stuck over his head. Silly dog

That's what made me smile and chuckle. I've watched many videos of dogs getting their heads stuck in stuff.

 

[Dr. Groove]

We blurt therefore we are.

I AM VICTORIOUS.

8-10 calls to two different airlines - all because my mileage acct name is shortened from my passport name.

Anyway, I finally found the smart agent who figured out how to beat the system.

THE EXIT ROW is ours.

 

[dolf]

Bursitis. Achilles bursitis.

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[RobDownSouth]

Checking in online...time to select your seat!
Hmmmm.....30 seats taken on a 150+ seat Boeing 757? Methinks the plane will be downsized tomorrow. $22 for a first class upgrade? Don't mind if I do!
Seat 3A is MINE!

 

[Que]

Checking in online...time to select your seat!
Hmmmm.....30 seats taken on a 150+ seat Boeing 757? Methinks the plane will be downsized tomorrow. $22 for a first class upgrade? Don't mind if I do!
Seat 3A is MINE!

In case y'all didn't catch the set-up. . .

Rob is not just going to the beach with cell-towers and "too busy with family and friends" to administer his army of sock-puppets, he wants to punctuate the point here:

Hey Queerbait, I am going to be out of the country for a long weekend until next Tuesday. No access to Lit. I'm heading to the airport now. I suggest you fire up all those "Rob alts" of yours you have, or you'll have no one to argue with this weekend. Of course, you could use the downtime to attempt to help social that feral youngest child of yours.

I can understand why you would want this set up to be more elaborate. No one bought the last, "Yawn- stretch- Did I miss anything while I was totes not here??"

A shame you can't spring for the in-flight Wi-Fi and will be in the only place on the planet without internet access. Have a good time in North Korea, chum!

 

[pointless]

no one fucking cares.

 

[Que]

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[ryan8558]

There are normal people here???



Who knew?

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Checking in online...time to select your seat!
Hmmmm.....30 seats taken on a 150+ seat Boeing 757? Methinks the plane will be downsized tomorrow. $22 for a first class upgrade? Don't mind if I do!
Seat 3A is MINE!

I understand your excitement, but I do wonder about the dynamic pricing or the lack thereof.

I probably should start investing in "insurance" for tickets, just so I can roll my 3 months prebooked tickets in for the paranoid a day before, no bastards gonna fly, 5 bucks, and we'll take change tickets.

 

[Que]

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