The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[pointless]

i miss squirrels. there's just as many in this town compared to where i used to live. probably too many piece of shit stray cats.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You can take your perfect days and cram them up your kiesters.
I'm in the midst of monsoon season... 6 weeks early.

Just stay outta them cave explorations, is all I'm gonna say!

 

[Cat Malojan]

i miss squirrels. there's just as many in this town compared to where i used to live. probably too many piece of shit stray cats.

Abandoned by their piece of shit owners no doubt.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Once, again, the tourists are getting
the wrong impression about Boston.
Stereotypical, perfect summer day.
Everything looks loveliest, when
the sun is shining.

Cafe lunches outside, under the shade
of cheerful beach umbrellas.
The city has spent a pretty penny,
on making everything selfie-perfect.

 

[TheJadge]

It's hot.

 

[HAL_9000]

i miss squirrels. there's just as many in this town compared to where i used to live. probably too many piece of shit stray cats.

Messy little tree rats.

 

[spacekowboy]

And here I am, over here not giving a single fuck about soccer.

 

[silver gurl]

You can take your perfect days and cram them up your kiesters.
I'm in the midst of monsoon season... 6 weeks early.

No worries. We are going into a humid hell of a heatwave, again

 

[Stain_mAnn]

Squirrels can go fuck themselves, they eat all my pears before I can get to them.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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[spacekowboy]

Squirrels can go fuck themselves, they eat all my pears before I can get to them.

A pellet gun is your friend.

 

[Stain_mAnn]

A pellet gun is your friend.

I thought about that but I don't want my sons seeing me kill things because they annoy me. Sometimes I trap them and release them far away.

 

[spacekowboy]

No worries. We are going into a humid hell of a heatwave, again

In that case forego the kiester cramming.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I thought about that but I don't want my sons seeing me kill things because they annoy me. Sometimes I trap them and release them far away.

It might keep the kids from annoying you.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*looks at weather*

Could be wet stuff, next week.

They said rain expected, but no puddles this morning.

 

[thør]

I thought about that but I don't want my sons seeing me kill things because they annoy me. Sometimes I trap them and release them far away.

Squirrel, it's what's for dinner.

Tastes a bit like pear.

 

[Que]

I always liked Bronzeage's maxim that the best insults are grounded in truth which is why nonsense like this:

Try not to be too hard on lil' Queefy. When he acts up like this, it's usually for one of several reasons. Either he's off the wagon and hopped up on meth, just lost another contract, or learning that the restraining order was extended, again. It's a sad life that poor Queefy leads.

. . .just makes you look like the small, bitter loser that you obviously are. Sad!

#HeFailsSoHard

 

[Stain_mAnn]

It might keep the kids from annoying you.

Brilliant!


Trap the kids, why didn't I think of that?

 

[Not Normal]

And here I am, over here not giving a single fuck about soccer.

Right there with you. And while I'm at it I'm not giving a shit about any sport.

The only reason I even know where ESPN is on my DirecTV is so I can watch the World Series of Poker.

 

[von_Bismarck]

I always liked Bronzeage's maxim that the best insults are grounded in truth which is why nonsense like this:

. . .just makes you look like the small, bitter loser that you obviously are. Sad!

#HeFailsSoHard

What does your unrequited, psychopathic, obsessive love for Rob say about you? Hmm?

#BetaMaleProblems

 

[spacekowboy]

Right there with you. And while I'm at it I'm not giving a shit about any sport.

The only reason I even know where ESPN is on my DirecTV is so I can watch the World Series of Poker.

Oh I love sports, but I just can not stand soccer. It isnt as though I haven't tried to give it a shot, but it is the most boring thing I have ever watched.

 

[Que]

What does your unrequited, psychopathic, obsessive love for Rob say about you? Hmm?

#BetaMaleProblems

"You" seem awfully vested in Rob's defense. Why is that?

I'm not sure "you" are actually helping "him". . .what with sounding exactly like him and all.. .

 

[schism666]

"You" seem awfully vested in Rob's defense. Why is that?

I'm not sure "you" are actually helping "him". . .what with sounding exactly like him and all.. .

that's not defending rob, q.

 

[schism666]

I always liked Bronzeage's maxim that the best insults are grounded in truth which is why nonsense like this:

. . .just makes you look like the small, bitter loser that you obviously are. Sad!

#HeFailsSoHard

bringing your manufactured drama to the iso isn't helping you, q.

 

[thehaircutgirl]

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