barefootgirl69
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E just taught me a new song...
"Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bed post over night?"
What Made You Say Fuck Today.
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E just taught me a new song...
"Does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bed post over night?"
OldUncleJack
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A classic!
angelofthenorth
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by Lonny Donegan
if your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite
can you catch it on your tonsils can you heave it left or right
does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost over night!!
ta-dah!!!
barefootgirl69
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by Lonny Donegan
if your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite
can you catch it on your tonsils can you heave it left or right
does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost over night!!
ta-dah!!!
That's the one!
angelofthenorth
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That's the one!
never eard of it
No, it's a good song like my ole mans a dustman
Pantyboy74
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never eard of it
No, it's a good song like my ole mans a dustman
I like roll me over.
Oh, this is number one,
And the fun has just begun.
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
Chorus:
Roll me over
In the clover,
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
Oh, this is number two,
And my hand is on her shoe.
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
Oh, this is number three,
And my hand is on her knee.
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
Oh, this is number four,
And I'm really hot for more.
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
Oh, this is number five,
And my hand is on her thigh.
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
Oh, this is number six,
And I'm really in a fix.
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
Oh, this is number seven,
And I feel like I'm in heaven.
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
Oh, this is number eight,
And the doctor's at the gate.
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
Oh, this is number nine,
And the baby's doing fine.
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
Oh, this is number ten,
And it's time to start again.
Roll me over, lay me down
And do it again.
angelofthenorth
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sunbunny3
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by Lonny Donegan
if your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite
can you catch it on your tonsils can you heave it left or right
does your chewing gum lose it's flavour on the bedpost over night!!
ta-dah!!!
This made me smile.. and laugh.. and fucking cry a bit.
My Dad wasn't known for his sense of humor but he use to sing this to us when we were kids. Lost him this month in 2004.. still miss him
OldUncleJack
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This made me smile.. and laugh.. and fucking cry a bit.
My Dad wasn't known for his sense of humor but he use to sing this to us when we were kids. Lost him this month in 2004.. still miss him
Awwww..sweet memories..hugs bunny.
Pantyboy74
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Seems that way.
sunbunny3
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Awwww..sweet memories..hugs bunny.
Thank you!
AlwaysSoaked
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sunbunny3
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*hugs*
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Farawyn
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Talk to me, Goose.
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NorthRockJohnson
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This here work project is giving me the blues. Faaaaaawwwwkkkk
makemewet69
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I just accidentally took my night meds instead of my day meds...fuck 
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stu_gats_2000
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I just accidentally took my night meds instead of my day meds...fuck
that sucks, will through your schedule right off
JaneyDoe56
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Wondering just how many.
RjThoughts
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Fucking 8 year old boy almost running into me to get a cart at the supermarket.
His Sunshine mommy telling ME I was rude for wisecracking that I "do hit rude little boys with my cart."
Moonbeam grandmother swearing at me.
Thank GOD an older man told grandmother to take more meth or the kid's ADHD meds and shut the fuck up!
His Sunshine mommy telling ME I was rude for wisecracking that I "do hit rude little boys with my cart."
Moonbeam grandmother swearing at me.
Thank GOD an older man told grandmother to take more meth or the kid's ADHD meds and shut the fuck up!
Beachgirl22
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Well fuck..it just sunk in....i have to go back to work tomorrow. Good thing its only for 3 days
lacandy
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Spilled jewelry cleaning fluid on my bedspread. It’s ruined.
That's a sad thing...finding the right bedspread is a beautiful thing. RIP Ems bedspread...
My Fuck was coming home from work - after a crazy busy day and an hour of traffic to get home - and finding a pissy husband waiting for me... *sigh*
Emboldened1
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Going for a run and straining a quad...
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