Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

[Paul_Chance]

So, last week I asked hubby to get cash back, to put in the card for the wedding tonight. Why, well like a year ago, my check card was cloned. Bank sent me a new one, and the note said the pin would come separately. it never did. so for a year, I have just always ran it as credit, because lazy.

And today, something happened that made something earlier in the week make total sense. ok, my driver license expires this year. so it is quite old. even better, you can renew your drivers license a certain number of times without going in, so my picture is 20 years old. Also of note, I keep my drivers license from 10 years ago in a pocket of my daily use purse. In case I lose my wallet, I, at least, have something. Thursday, I was asked for my drivers license, and the guy commented it was cool to see an old one, and i commented i was sad to renew this year as I would have to get a new picture and I like being forever 20.

Now, because of the wedding tonight, I am moving important things from my purse to a clutch, including my drivers license and check card. I look and see it is my drivers license that expired 10 years ago. guess i needed my license, it wasn't in my wallet, dug through my purse, thought I found it, and put the old one back in my wallet. So, i have been searching for my license for the past hour, and I finally found it....... in a purse I last used in April.

So i don't know my pin number, for 2 months my regular use id has been 10 years expired, and sometimes I can't even manage to button my shirt correctly....obviously I have my shit totally together

LOL - that is how the world works I think. I often joke that no one really has their shit together, we just don't know them well enough to realize that and only see their facade in comparison to our inner lives.

A few years back I had to leave the country for work, so I went to get my passport from the safe (I have a small safe at home). I could not find it. I looked everywhere I could think of and it just wasn't there. I went through the process of getting a replacement, paid the extra fees so I could get it right away, went on the trip, came home. Opened the safe to put my passport away - and there was my old passport, right where it should have been. I swear to all the gods of my ancestors it was NOT there when I looked for it. Gremlins. It has to be Gremlins.

Nice panty shot to start the day! Hope you have fun at the wedding, as much as possible.

 

[ohverbatum7]

My wife died last January, we were married 57 years, although a few times she thought of leaving but my charm won out.

 

[Todger65]

well happy saturday. some saturday morning mom panties

http://i.imgur.com/dZXQjvOl.jpg

I actually have a wedding to go to tonight. You'd think at my age, I'd be done with that. I mean all my friends should be settled with hubby number 2 and not quite ready for hubby number 3, or even if on 3, you stop having weddings. But she did come to my wedding 15 years ago (with number one) and has been living with number 2 for 14 years, just never married. they might have been making sure it works haha. so anyway, yeah, night time wedding, I have to wear heels and keep my kid behaved, ugh fun fun.

Love them.

 

[JJonah]

This is a fantastic pic. What's your set-up to take ass pics at your work station?

So sexy.

Florida has never been my favorite state. Until now.

You’re quite a woman.

 

[CanadianM]

So, last week I asked hubby to get cash back, to put in the card for the wedding tonight. Why, well like a year ago, my check card was cloned. Bank sent me a new one, and the note said the pin would come separately. it never did. so for a year, I have just always ran it as credit, because lazy.

And today, something happened that made something earlier in the week make total sense. ok, my driver license expires this year. so it is quite old. even better, you can renew your drivers license a certain number of times without going in, so my picture is 20 years old. Also of note, I keep my drivers license from 10 years ago in a pocket of my daily use purse. In case I lose my wallet, I, at least, have something. Thursday, I was asked for my drivers license, and the guy commented it was cool to see an old one, and i commented i was sad to renew this year as I would have to get a new picture and I like being forever 20.

Now, because of the wedding tonight, I am moving important things from my purse to a clutch, including my drivers license and check card. I look and see it is my drivers license that expired 10 years ago. guess i needed my license, it wasn't in my wallet, dug through my purse, thought I found it, and put the old one back in my wallet. So, i have been searching for my license for the past hour, and I finally found it....... in a purse I last used in April.

So i don't know my pin number, for 2 months my regular use id has been 10 years expired, and sometimes I can't even manage to button my shirt correctly....obviously I have my shit totally together

Too funny... I am glad I am not the only one who forgets to do things that need doing...

 

[pv2012]

Now my cousin, the man she just married as hubby 3, was also hubby 1. Now that is interesting. Let's see if it holds through the 40s and into the 50s lol.

I guess your cousin is into recycling

So, last week I asked hubby to get cash back, to put in the card for the wedding tonight. Why, well like a year ago, my check card was cloned. Bank sent me a new one, and the note said the pin would come separately. it never did. so for a year, I have just always ran it as credit, because lazy.

And today, something happened that made something earlier in the week make total sense. ok, my driver license expires this year. so it is quite old. even better, you can renew your drivers license a certain number of times without going in, so my picture is 20 years old. Also of note, I keep my drivers license from 10 years ago in a pocket of my daily use purse. In case I lose my wallet, I, at least, have something. Thursday, I was asked for my drivers license, and the guy commented it was cool to see an old one, and i commented i was sad to renew this year as I would have to get a new picture and I like being forever 20.

Now, because of the wedding tonight, I am moving important things from my purse to a clutch, including my drivers license and check card. I look and see it is my drivers license that expired 10 years ago. guess i needed my license, it wasn't in my wallet, dug through my purse, thought I found it, and put the old one back in my wallet. So, i have been searching for my license for the past hour, and I finally found it....... in a purse I last used in April.

So i don't know my pin number, for 2 months my regular use id has been 10 years expired, and sometimes I can't even manage to button my shirt correctly....obviously I have my shit totally together

I've done similar things. It usually works great as long as you're not aware of it yourself.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I hope so! I'm all tingly all over in anticipation.

well now, that is too much pressure

Now THAT is a voyage I'd love to take over and over again ... *GRINNING*

mmm. well thank you

LOL - that is how the world works I think. I often joke that no one really has their shit together, we just don't know them well enough to realize that and only see their facade in comparison to our inner lives.

A few years back I had to leave the country for work, so I went to get my passport from the safe (I have a small safe at home). I could not find it. I looked everywhere I could think of and it just wasn't there. I went through the process of getting a replacement, paid the extra fees so I could get it right away, went on the trip, came home. Opened the safe to put my passport away - and there was my old passport, right where it should have been. I swear to all the gods of my ancestors it was NOT there when I looked for it. Gremlins. It has to be Gremlins.

Nice panty shot to start the day! Hope you have fun at the wedding, as much as possible.

haha. so true, I think I am worse than most though. but yes missing passport when I had to travel would so stress me out

and thank you. and I had a good time

My wife died last January, we were married 57 years, although a few times she thought of leaving but my charm won out.

I am sorry. wow, that is a long time. given the years, I can assume you are in your late 70s or early 80s, have you considered another relationship?

Love them.

thank you

So sexy.

Florida has never been my favorite state. Until now.

You’re quite a woman.

thanks, and Florida rocks, if you can cope with the heat and crazy.

Too funny... I am glad I am not the only one who forgets to do things that need doing...

it is one of my skills

I guess your cousin is into recycling

I've done similar things. It usually works great as long as you're not aware of it yourself.

haha. she actually picked up a new hobby of making art with trash and rocks. i don't ask. and lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so wedding was fun. my kid looking sooo friggin cute. but here is what i wore

http://i.imgur.com/5LJhIPGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RDBwAqwm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WwgqdGYm.jpg?1

and this morning at 6:15, kid crawls into my bed, showing me this page in a magazine and telling me all about the lizards. in the dark, just being woken up, all I could think is why does my kid have a picture of a dick, worm, and lizard. of course, I didnt actually care, because asleep and 6:15 but ya know.

http://i.imgur.com/mMvfkH3m.jpg

 

[JJonah]

Of course. You look great in clothes, too.

My kid came into bed this morning whining that a moth was going to kill him. So you’re one up on me.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Of course. You look great in clothes, too.

My kid came into bed this morning whining that a moth was going to kill him. So you’re one up on me.

Well thanks. Haha. Mine would have caught it, climbed into my bed with it, and showed it to me while telling me all about it. He knows I hate bugs but just doesn't get why so he insists on trying lol.

 

[JJonah]

Well thanks. Haha. Mine would have caught it, climbed into my bed with it, and showed it to me while telling me all about it. He knows I hate bugs but just doesn't get why so he insists on trying lol.

Mine is just starting to talk.

Which means he’s JUST NOW able to shriek enough to let us realize that a moth is on the same level as a tarantula in his book.

His sister found a flyswatter to give him yesterday, “for protection.” I thought that was about right.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Subscribing to this thread in the here and now, because I can't believe my titty-worshipping ass hadn't come across it before!

Mighty good stuff here, milady Justa.

 

[Steelheart2018]

Well, I must admit that reality far outstripped my imagination!

You look stunning for the wedding!

And I just love when my daughter wakes me up at 5 am asking about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Mine is just starting to talk.

Which means he’s JUST NOW able to shriek enough to let us realize that a moth is on the same level as a tarantula in his book.

His sister found a flyswatter to give him yesterday, “for protection.” I thought that was about right.

Haha. So is the fly swatter working? Hum. When my son was just learning to talk, he chased me around the yard with a moldy rotting lemon. OK, we have a ton of different fruit trees on my property, including lemons. Kid was probably 18 months and found a yucky rotting one on the ground from last season and keeps trying to show it to me. OK rotting moldy fruit means bugs, so I am yelling at him to put it down, yucky, stay back, running away as he keeps chasing me, trying to show me this lemon. So this goes on for several minutes and I finally accept I am going to have to man up. So I decide I will quickly run up and smack it out of his hand. As I do, it hits the ground, spraying mold dust all over my bare legs and, of course, a couple bugs come running out near my feet. So now I am doing the girlie flailing to shake of imaginary bugs, while shrieking, and jumping etc. As my poor kid is just totally confused, as he had been for a while, when I didn't want to see this neat yucky lemon he found.

It has been downhill from there. Every once in a blue moon, he throws fake bugs at me. Frequently brings me live ones to look at. Um once while vacuuming, I kept jumping back because of seeing a bug, then realized it was fake, so pick it up, and toss into a toy box. There were a few fake frogs and lizards too. Then there was the fake frog that was really a real dead frog. Yuck. I like frogs and lizards, but hate anything dead, because dead often means bugs. The time he said he had a surprise for me, and gave me a dead squirrel, while my husband filmed, laughing his ass off. Yeah. That's my life.

Subscribing to this thread in the here and now, because I can't believe my titty-worshipping ass hadn't come across it before!

Mighty good stuff here, milady Justa.

Well thanks. Not seeing it before is surprising, given the amount I ramble, it is usually on the active thread list. Of course, the 200k views are all people here for my funny, witty, timeless stories, and not for the tit pics and pervy videos

 

[Todger65]

so wedding was fun. my kid looking sooo friggin cute. but here is what i wore

http://i.imgur.com/5LJhIPGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RDBwAqwm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WwgqdGYm.jpg?1

and this morning at 6:15, kid crawls into my bed, showing me this page in a magazine and telling me all about the lizards. in the dark, just being woken up, all I could think is why does my kid have a picture of a dick, worm, and lizard. of course, I didnt actually care, because asleep and 6:15 but ya know.

http://i.imgur.com/mMvfkH3m.jpg

Lovely outfit, gorgeous legs.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well, I must admit that reality far outstripped my imagination!

You look stunning for the wedding!

And I just love when my daughter wakes me up at 5 am asking about George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

Thank you. You are too kind. I hated the look, but I wasn't going to accomplish better without a magic wand, so ya know. The only thing worse than formal wear is beach wear.

I tried putting an echo in the play room, so he could bother Alexa. But first she didn't understand him saying "Alexa" so I had to change it to "echo" and go through voice training with them (he was nearing 4 at the time). Then he would quiz her, but she would give "incorrect" answers based on semantics like he asked biggest animal, really meant heaviest, and she interpreted longest. And she didn't know a lot of the questions, and kept adding things like Giant Batman Godzilla to my shopping list, and in the end he decided she was "stupid" and "didn't know anything". Thus I never get to sleep in.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Lovely outfit, gorgeous legs.

Thank you. Yeah I wasn't a big fan of it, but I had nothing more appropriate. Yes, I have dressers and closets full of clothes and constantly have "nothing to wear"

 

[Todger65]

Thank you. Yeah I wasn't a big fan of it, but I had nothing more appropriate. Yes, I have dressers and closets full of clothes and constantly have "nothing to wear"

Even though I thought it was a lovely outfit, I much prefer your ‘nothing to wear’ outfits.

 

[Steelheart2018]

Thank you. You are too kind. I hated the look, but I wasn't going to accomplish better without a magic wand, so ya know. The only thing worse than formal wear is beach wear.

I tried putting an echo in the play room, so he could bother Alexa. But first she didn't understand him saying "Alexa" so I had to change it to "echo" and go through voice training with them (he was nearing 4 at the time). Then he would quiz her, but she would give "incorrect" answers based on semantics like he asked biggest animal, really meant heaviest, and she interpreted longest. And she didn't know a lot of the questions, and kept adding things like Giant Batman Godzilla to my shopping list, and in the end he decided she was "stupid" and "didn't know anything". Thus I never get to sleep in.

I haven't tried that yet, even though in have thought about it a lot!

And for something you just threw together, you look awesome!

 

[JJonah]

Haha. So is the fly swatter working?

No. But it’s only been a day. I’m not optimistic, though.

It’s got to end somewhere. It started with a ladybug on his bed. I spent half an hour explaining how ladybugs are lovely and harmless, and even helpful; how there our friends, and all that shit. Then I taught him to shoo.

He was fine

Next night? Same thing.

So the flyswatter is probably not gonna work. But when he gets into moldy citrus, I’ll know things have gone too far.

 

[heathrowinneo]

so wedding was fun. my kid looking sooo friggin cute. but here is what i wore

http://i.imgur.com/5LJhIPGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RDBwAqwm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WwgqdGYm.jpg?1

and this morning at 6:15, kid crawls into my bed, showing me this page in a magazine and telling me all about the lizards. in the dark, just being woken up, all I could think is why does my kid have a picture of a dick, worm, and lizard. of course, I didnt actually care, because asleep and 6:15 but ya know.

http://i.imgur.com/mMvfkH3m.jpg

you look stunning clothed and unclothed... prefer the latter though... love the posts

 

[scootch00]

so wedding was fun. my kid looking sooo friggin cute. but here is what i wore

http://i.imgur.com/5LJhIPGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RDBwAqwm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WwgqdGYm.jpg?1

and this morning at 6:15, kid crawls into my bed, showing me this page in a magazine and telling me all about the lizards. in the dark, just being woken up, all I could think is why does my kid have a picture of a dick, worm, and lizard. of course, I didn't actually care, because asleep and 6:15 but ya know.




http://i.imgur.com/mMvfkH3m.jpg

You look very pretty, you are so sexy, i for one would love to photograph you.
For real, and I do mean dressed, not naked, not that I would love to take very
sexy photos of you naked. You are just a very pretty woman..

 

[pv2012]

Haha. So is the fly swatter working? Hum. When my son was just learning to talk, he chased me around the yard with a moldy rotting lemon. OK, we have a ton of different fruit trees on my property, including lemons. Kid was probably 18 months and found a yucky rotting one on the ground from last season and keeps trying to show it to me. OK rotting moldy fruit means bugs, so I am yelling at him to put it down, yucky, stay back, running away as he keeps chasing me, trying to show me this lemon. So this goes on for several minutes and I finally accept I am going to have to man up. So I decide I will quickly run up and smack it out of his hand. As I do, it hits the ground, spraying mold dust all over my bare legs and, of course, a couple bugs come running out near my feet. So now I am doing the girlie flailing to shake of imaginary bugs, while shrieking, and jumping etc. As my poor kid is just totally confused, as he had been for a while, when I didn't want to see this neat yucky lemon he found.

It has been downhill from there. Every once in a blue moon, he throws fake bugs at me. Frequently brings me live ones to look at. Um once while vacuuming, I kept jumping back because of seeing a bug, then realized it was fake, so pick it up, and toss into a toy box. There were a few fake frogs and lizards too. Then there was the fake frog that was really a real dead frog. Yuck. I like frogs and lizards, but hate anything dead, because dead often means bugs. The time he said he had a surprise for me, and gave me a dead squirrel, while my husband filmed, laughing his ass off. Yeah. That's my life.

Ah, so fear of bugs is your weakness. I was starting to think you didn't fear anything.

Well thanks. Not seeing it before is surprising, given the amount I ramble, it is usually on the active thread list. Of course, the 200k views are all people here for my funny, witty, timeless stories, and not for the tit pics and pervy videos

Do we have to choose ? I like both.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Contrary to earlier statements you look great in a dress, and I like that you found it irresistible to show a delightful glimpse of thy.

 

[Vincius]

so wedding was fun. my kid looking sooo friggin cute. but here is what i wore

http://i.imgur.com/5LJhIPGm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/RDBwAqwm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WwgqdGYm.jpg?1

and this morning at 6:15, kid crawls into my bed, showing me this page in a magazine and telling me all about the lizards. in the dark, just being woken up, all I could think is why does my kid have a picture of a dick, worm, and lizard. of course, I didnt actually care, because asleep and 6:15 but ya know.

http://i.imgur.com/mMvfkH3m.jpg

You look cute!
I is a bad habit to complement you when clothed , but I can't help it!