Vintage Literotica ~ for friends and admirers

Oh God! Do I remember that! Never had that fantastic a prostate massage. Never before and never since!

I just regret that Homo sapiens is the only Primate without a baculum; otherwise I could give Honey the time of her afterlife

I'm not looking that up because I am much too busy sitting on my bed in my bathrobe, sipping an iced coffee and conversing with sexy men, but thank you.

I guess you'll just have to do what you can to show me a good time before I buy the farm.
 
I'm not looking that up because I am much too busy sitting on my bed in my bathrobe, sipping an iced coffee and conversing with sexy men, but thank you.

I guess you'll just have to do what you can to show me a good time before I buy the farm.

The baculum is the penis bone. Humans don't have one. Maybe the Bible is wrong, and it wasn't a rib that man gave up (men and women both have 24 ribs) to make woman. Hey, the Greeks too - Aphrodite is born of Chronus' severed penis as it falls into the ocean. I see a monograph on the horizon. Now, off to the Canada Council for a research grant. :D
 
The baculum is the penis bone. Humans don't have one. Maybe the Bible is wrong, and it wasn't a rib that man gave up (men and women both have 24 ribs) to make woman. Hey, the Greeks too - Aphrodite is born of Chronus' severed penis as it falls into the ocean. I see a monograph on the horizon. Now, off to the Canada Council for a research grant. :D

Monograph?

If there's going to be a vocab quiz at the end of the week, I may need to do some work after school for extra credit.
 
Haha! Yes I do! :D

But elli has the most beautiful eyes... and porcelain skin... and long, thick hair... and a European accent that i simply cannot compete with.

She's a very beautiful woman. :heart:

there's one I wish was true and one I wish wasn't.
 
I'd accuse you if outing my geezer status, but that old dead horse was beaten for 30+ years.

Yes of course I remember it :p

Besides... I think geezer might officially be a bit older. I recently revealed here somewhere that my 40th birthday had passed.

In fact that was the impetus for cutting my hair.

Oh yes, of course! Why, you're just a young whippersnapper next to me. ;) :D

One of the songs ends with, 'INdubitablyyy,' but I can't remember which.
 
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