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Tallulah82

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Well, it seems that you wankers have ran my first thread into the 5k zone, and being a responsible Litster I am, I’m being a good girl and setting up camp all over again.

So, without further ado, I raise the curtains, take a bow, and welcome you to my world. Again. :D

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Oooh a shiny new room! I can't wait until I cum all over the windows...

Tallulah82 said:
Flowers tend to wilt quicker when you pee on them. Use the toilet next time. :p
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But...but... oh stuff it. I'm Wonky and I have a problem...
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Oooh a shiny new room! I can't wait until I cum all over the windows...



But...but... oh stuff it. I'm Wonky and I have a problem...
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At least you're admitting it, finally.

Yeah, I know you're going to stink the place out quick. That's why I don't bother putting much effort into it. You're like an old dog, I'll get the nice carpets and furniture once you're buried in the garden. :eek:
 
Tallulah82 said:
At least you're admitting it, finally.

Yeah, I know you're going to stink the place out quick. That's why I don't bother putting much effort into it. You're like an old dog, I'll get the nice carpets and furniture once you're buried in the garden. :eek:
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You're gonna bury me?

❤❤❤

I love you! I thought you were gonna chuck me in the bin.
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
You're gonna bury me?

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I love you! I thought you were gonna chuck me in the bin.
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If you want cremating, you're going in the bin. If you want to be a bag of bones, you go into the garden to be fertiliser. Your choice.
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Whilst both sound appealing, I'll go for #2. That way you can make a little headstone for me.



Run Steve. Run!!!
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Headstone? WTF? If I had to give a headstone to every fucker buried in my garden, I'd have no space for my rose bushes!

Eejit.
 
Life is good, the Ale's better and all my daughters live in another state so life's going great and I even get some rest now:D
 
Once you posted " please don't post here" on your original thread, I felt like posting there lol. Once you made it forbidden, I became like a fat kid in a candy store lmao. I have self control and respect, so I'll show you proper courtesy, even though I am a brute.
 
Ok perverts - you have 60 seconds to check out my profile pic!

Tick, tock, tick, tock...

:p
 
SoulAssasin247 said:
Once you posted " please don't post here" on your original thread, I felt like posting there lol. Once you made it forbidden, I became like a fat kid in a candy store lmao. I have self control and respect, so I'll show you proper courtesy, even though I am a brute.
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Haha! I'm shocked that you'd want to rebel :p

I'm impressed with your self control. :cool:
 
Tallulah82 said:
Ha! You were looking at your own profile pic there. Again. I said look at MINE.

I had those nipple tassles you like. :cool:
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It wasn't my profile pic, look at mine. ;)

I missed the tassles?!?!?! Oh I'm not happy now... *sobs*
 
Ah ha!!! Clever twist to the thread title by the way. I like it. :D
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
It wasn't my profile pic, look at mine. ;)

I missed the tassles?!?!?! Oh I'm not happy now... *sobs*
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I was wearing the same set that you have. I know now what you mean about them sticking to your nipple hair. I'm all patchy now. I might have to shave again. Sigh.

tnman03 said:
Ah ha!!! Clever twist to the thread title by the way. I like it. :D
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I'm glad you do. :D :kiss:
 
Tallulah82 said:
I was wearing the same set that you have. I know now what you mean about them sticking to your nipple hair. I'm all patchy now. I might have to shave again. Sigh.



I'm glad you do. :D :kiss:
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Don't shave!! All the lads love a hairy chest, don't we lads?
...

Lads? Hello?

Oh just me then...
 
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