Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

[Steelheart2018]

Thank you for showing that lovely ass of yours.
I can't wait to see your legs wearing stockings.

 

[ohverbatum7]

big ole butt

Will it do any good to protest? you have a butt of a teenager.

 

[ohverbatum7]

That winsome smile makes you appear so innocent.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Happy Thursday.

http://i.imgur.com/5iGjy5Sm.jpg

I swear there is a thong in there, it is red, my big ole butt just kind of ate it a little lol.

Well, I may have to dive in and see if I can find it. Or, just start eating and consider it an appetizer. It's a tough call, but I can make it!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Its always nice having friends where ever you go no matter the view,long lines or weather Justa.

so true, so true

Makes the Techs smile too!! And US!!!!

haha. yesterdays tech actually stopped by today. he notice a keyboard on on of the laptops I was using was in pretty rough shape. it is just a test laptop, barely used, so I never bothered to replace it. anyway, he brought me a keyboard and offered to swap it lol. also side note, when he was being me, watching me slide my phone and a pack of cigarettes into my back pocket, asked how women managed to keeps so much in their back pocket on jeans that were so tight, not that he was looking at my ass though. lol. I like the dell guys.

That is one fine ass!!!

well thank you

Your welcome! Thank your for so.many naughty thoughts!

you are welcome

Mmmmmm. Your "big ole butt" makes me want to go in search of your thong with my tongue.
Happy Thursday!

well I hope it takes you a long time to find it

You will look just great leaning into a cabinet in the store

thank you.

Thank you for showing that lovely ass of yours.
I can't wait to see your legs wearing stockings.

thank you. i am sure I have posted my legs in stockings before, but of course I have posted my tits and ass before, and you guys are still so nice when I post it again.

big ole butt

Will it do any good to protest? you have a butt of a teenager.

so nice. thank you

That winsome smile makes you appear so innocent.

I am totally fucking innocent obviously.

Well, I may have to dive in and see if I can find it. Or, just start eating and consider it an appetizer. It's a tough call, but I can make it!

number 2 please.

 

[Steelheart2018]

I'm sure I'll never get tired off seeing your legs in stockings and heels.
All ready for the weekend?

 

[WerdNerd]

so true, so true


haha. yesterdays tech actually stopped by today. he notice a keyboard on on of the laptops I was using was in pretty rough shape. it is just a test laptop, barely used, so I never bothered to replace it. anyway, he brought me a keyboard and offered to swap it lol. also side note, when he was being me, watching me slide my phone and a pack of cigarettes into my back pocket, asked how women managed to keeps so much in their back pocket on jeans that were so tight, not that he was looking at my ass though. lol. I like the dell guys.



well thank you


you are welcome



well I hope it takes you a long time to find it


thank you.


thank you. i am sure I have posted my legs in stockings before, but of course I have posted my tits and ass before, and you guys are still so nice when I post it again.



so nice. thank you



I am totally fucking innocent obviously.


number 2 please.

I would search high and low and deep and keep searching until you are weak in the knees.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so todays ramble...misadventures in sex, part 1. maybe part 2 will even come today too, i am in a mood to ramble. There has been nothing really overly exciting or special or bad, most of which just left me laughing, but I will share what I think of.

Falling off the bed. Well, of course, I have done that several times…ok many times. Most recent would have just been maybe a couple months ago. Riding hubby, climbed off for a position change, and yeah off the bed. It is all good, even though I pick on myself for being old, I still bounce usually. So it is just funny.

Falling because of “stripper” shoes. Yup, several times. Last time would be just a few weeks ago. I wasn’t actually dancing for hubby at the time, just walking. Now, I hate basic heels because they make my feet hurt, but “stripper heels” are kind of dangerous for me. These were 5 inch stilettos with a small platform. Nothing bad though, didn’t even spill a drop of wine. I felt that I had stepped wrong and would fall, so just dropped to my knees, as hate spilled wine, and didn’t think I’d recover.

And, of course, countless of bad strip teases and lap dances over my life, I am sure I slid off of several guys laps landing on my ass over the years. This is why I am not a fan shower sex, I am just not graceful.

Let me see what else. Oh with this one man that someday I will tell you all about as I was with him on and off for quite a while. Was nude and handcuffed with my hands behind my back. So I stood up, to flip the handcuffs to in front of me (you know, lower your arms and step backward through them) well stumbled with the second leg, and of course fell, and landed on my ass as I didn’t even have hands free to attempt to catch myself. Again, all good, just funny

Same guy, ok, he was kind of significantly older than me, and rather uncomfortable about that fact, I was still living with my mom, and if my brothers’ school or day care was closed or they were sick, and my mom had to work, I would watch them. It was a holiday week, school was out, I had vacation from work, and so did she, so I was just enjoying my time and sort of vanished. Now, my pager had broke like 2 weeks prior and I just hadn’t replaced it yet. So, I was with one friend and coworker, met up with another, then another, then spent 2 days at this mans house. Well apparently, mom’s boss called her on late Thursday afternoon saying he needed her in Friday. Thus my mom starts trying to track me down. Calls my job, and someone volunteers last person they saw me with and gives home number, they say was but nope she then went with this chick, supply number, nope last place I saw her was with this chick, nope, last place we were was this dudes house, supply number. Anyway, so we are nude, he is on the couch, I am on my knees, blowing him, his phone rings, he actually answers it, while I continue, then he looks at me all awkwardly, and says “it is your mom”, and hands me the phone. So he listens to us argue as she is pissed I vanished and she had to go though all this effort to find me etc etc. yeah kind of killed the mood, though I thought it was funny as he was clearly uncomfortable. nothing like having your mom interrupt you when you are sucking some guys cock. mothers.

Next, oh I was seeing this man, and he rented a cabin in the Pocono’s for the weekend. It was winter, picturesque, tons of snow etc etc. Things were going well, but I ended up really really drunk. We were laying in bed after sex, and he said something that pissed of my drunk ass (neither of us knows what he said). So, I proceeded to decide I was walking like 70 miles home, in like 2 feet of snow, naked, not even shoes. Luckily, he was a big strong guy, as I start walking, he gets on some clothes, chases me down, tries to reason with me, which of course fails, so he just picks me up, tosses me over his shoulder, and carries me back inside. Puts me down, I immediately go right back outside and try to walk again, rinse, repeat. He finally just moved a dresser in front of door of the cabin. Which I could not move, and eventually accepted. Next night went much better. Lol. Hey, I said I could be a crazy bitch, it is just part of my fucking charm.

Another hubby one. We were staying at a fancy hotel, and had just gotten off a booze cruise. Which fyi, I am amazed people survive. Literally, the boat crew is about as drunk as the customers, as unlimited free booze and limbo, who doesn’t love drunken limbo. Then they chum the water, give the drunk customers snorkels and masks and send them into the ocean. Side note, don’t slip a booze cruise operator your number because your drunk ass thinks it is a good idea, he might just call you years later when he happens to be in the US. Anyway, just got off the boat, which was at our hotel, we go into the outdoor hot tub, screw, get re-situated, and then just relax in the hot tub. And we pass out. We wake up the next morning as the sun is coming out. My black swim suit is now a nude color and the fabric is really weak, like adjusting the straps or ass resulting in it starting to tear. ooops.

anyway, I am sure there are many more boring blurbs to come. but hey, I was laughing through them.

 

[rbijon]

Love your rambling

 

[kdunn762012]

Hold that pose Justa. I need just a second to slide my head under you. Now then, please have a seat.......on my face.

 

[Steelheart2018]

I'm laughing right along with you!
I would love to see you in the stripper shoes. Just so i can have a frame of reference.
And fun sexual adventures are always funny many years later.
So please keep rambling on!

 

[wickedpanda]

Justa my sexual waterloo was caused by the ex's purchase of silk sheets, no traction ruins certain acts and is not kind to a guy with rough skin ,working mans body, you get me.

Is this where I mention your sweet,sexy ass or just mention those lips that can be sweet snake charmers , just want to show some love for your other lusty parts.

You made dude go caveman then beast mode you wicked girl

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm sure I'll never get tired off seeing your legs in stockings and heels.
All ready for the weekend?

well thanks. and i am asking if it is friday yet on monday.

I would search high and low and deep and keep searching until you are weak in the knees.

mmm yes please

Love your rambling

thanks, hope you get to laugh at me, or with me, or whatever.

Hold that pose Justa. I need just a second to slide my head under you. Now then, please have a seat.......on my face.

mmm. sounds um comfortable

I'm laughing right along with you!
I would love to see you in the stripper shoes. Just so i can have a frame of reference.
And fun sexual adventures are always funny many years later.
So please keep rambling on!

thanks.

and the stripper shoes
http://i.imgur.com/cT3Tx9Um.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/pzo7fGPm.jpg

if i die suddenly....50/50 they will be involved lol

Justa my sexual waterloo was caused by the ex's purchase of silk sheets, no traction ruins certain acts and is not kind to a guy with rough skin ,working mans body, you get me.

Is this where I mention your sweet,sexy ass or just mention those lips that can be sweet snake charmers , just want to show some love for your other lusty parts.

You made dude go caveman then beast mode you wicked girl

haha. yeah I like silk and satin sheets, hubby not so much. and thank you. mention whatever you wish. and yeah poor guy. Especially since apparently I refused to discuss. pretty much just like. you suck, you know what you said and I am going home. then in the morning, I only remember tiny flashes, so I can't tell him what he said that offended me enough to try to walk home naked in the snow. yup, I was that crazy bitch walking naked down the street in like 10 degrees though lol.

 

[kdunn762012]

I'll make it worth your while.

 

[Paul_Chance]

Loved the stories - LOL - life is wonderfully crazy.

And stripper heels are dangerous!

 

[Steelheart2018]

Well if you go while wearing them hopefully it is because it good sex! And not just tripping and falling!
You look very sexy in them too!

 

[pv2012]

so todays ramble...misadventures in sex, part 1. maybe part 2 will even come today too, i am in a mood to ramble. There has been nothing really overly exciting or special or bad, most of which just left me laughing, but I will share what I think of.

Falling off the bed. Well, of course, I have done that several times…ok many times. Most recent would have just been maybe a couple months ago. Riding hubby, climbed off for a position change, and yeah off the bed. It is all good, even though I pick on myself for being old, I still bounce usually. So it is just funny.

Falling because of “stripper” shoes. Yup, several times. Last time would be just a few weeks ago. I wasn’t actually dancing for hubby at the time, just walking. Now, I hate basic heels because they make my feet hurt, but “stripper heels” are kind of dangerous for me. These were 5 inch stilettos with a small platform. Nothing bad though, didn’t even spill a drop of wine. I felt that I had stepped wrong and would fall, so just dropped to my knees, as hate spilled wine, and didn’t think I’d recover.

And, of course, countless of bad strip teases and lap dances over my life, I am sure I slid off of several guys laps landing on my ass over the years. This is why I am not a fan shower sex, I am just not graceful.

Let me see what else. Oh with this one man that someday I will tell you all about as I was with him on and off for quite a while. Was nude and handcuffed with my hands behind my back. So I stood up, to flip the handcuffs to in front of me (you know, lower your arms and step backward through them) well stumbled with the second leg, and of course fell, and landed on my ass as I didn’t even have hands free to attempt to catch myself. Again, all good, just funny

Same guy, ok, he was kind of significantly older than me, and rather uncomfortable about that fact, I was still living with my mom, and if my brothers’ school or day care was closed or they were sick, and my mom had to work, I would watch them. It was a holiday week, school was out, I had vacation from work, and so did she, so I was just enjoying my time and sort of vanished. Now, my pager had broke like 2 weeks prior and I just hadn’t replaced it yet. So, I was with one friend and coworker, met up with another, then another, then spent 2 days at this mans house. Well apparently, mom’s boss called her on late Thursday afternoon saying he needed her in Friday. Thus my mom starts trying to track me down. Calls my job, and someone volunteers last person they saw me with and gives home number, they say was but nope she then went with this chick, supply number, nope last place I saw her was with this chick, nope, last place we were was this dudes house, supply number. Anyway, so we are nude, he is on the couch, I am on my knees, blowing him, his phone rings, he actually answers it, while I continue, then he looks at me all awkwardly, and says “it is your mom”, and hands me the phone. So he listens to us argue as she is pissed I vanished and she had to go though all this effort to find me etc etc. yeah kind of killed the mood, though I thought it was funny as he was clearly uncomfortable. nothing like having your mom interrupt you when you are sucking some guys cock. mothers.

Next, oh I was seeing this man, and he rented a cabin in the Pocono’s for the weekend. It was winter, picturesque, tons of snow etc etc. Things were going well, but I ended up really really drunk. We were laying in bed after sex, and he said something that pissed of my drunk ass (neither of us knows what he said). So, I proceeded to decide I was walking like 70 miles home, in like 2 feet of snow, naked, not even shoes. Luckily, he was a big strong guy, as I start walking, he gets on some clothes, chases me down, tries to reason with me, which of course fails, so he just picks me up, tosses me over his shoulder, and carries me back inside. Puts me down, I immediately go right back outside and try to walk again, rinse, repeat. He finally just moved a dresser in front of door of the cabin. Which I could not move, and eventually accepted. Next night went much better. Lol. Hey, I said I could be a crazy bitch, it is just part of my fucking charm.

Another hubby one. We were staying at a fancy hotel, and had just gotten off a booze cruise. Which fyi, I am amazed people survive. Literally, the boat crew is about as drunk as the customers, as unlimited free booze and limbo, who doesn’t love drunken limbo. Then they chum the water, give the drunk customers snorkels and masks and send them into the ocean. Side note, don’t slip a booze cruise operator your number because your drunk ass thinks it is a good idea, he might just call you years later when he happens to be in the US. Anyway, just got off the boat, which was at our hotel, we go into the outdoor hot tub, screw, get re-situated, and then just relax in the hot tub. And we pass out. We wake up the next morning as the sun is coming out. My black swim suit is now a nude color and the fabric is really weak, like adjusting the straps or ass resulting in it starting to tear. ooops.

anyway, I am sure there are many more boring blurbs to come. but hey, I was laughing through them.

I'm tempted to ask a dumb and/or geeky question again: What was the reason for the swimsuit malfunction ?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'll make it worth your while.

yes please

Loved the stories - LOL - life is wonderfully crazy.

And stripper heels are dangerous!

yes it totally is. I am glad I was prone to leaping first then looking lol, but just say no to the stripper shoes

Well if you go while wearing them hopefully it is because it good sex! And not just tripping and falling!
You look very sexy in them too!

yeah, they make my legs look pretty awesome.

I'm tempted to ask a dumb and/or geeky question again: What was the reason for the swimsuit malfunction ?

many public hot tubs have very high (too high) concentrations of chlorine because, in general, they are kind of gross. many people in them, often some indecent activity (me never, ok I lie, a few places). this specific one had a very very high chlorine rate even for a public hot tub, I had noticed that earlier, and we were in it for hours. it also had a lower temp like 97 degrees, hence not overheating while we were in it. soak a colored t-shirt in bleach for hours and see what you get. not only does it remove stains, but also the color of dyes and keep in in there, it eats the fibers of fabric, and you can easily pull the shirt apart in shreds.

 

[kdunn762012]

Awesome, you're like Mr. Science, except with huge tits and a smoking hot ass.

 

[Steelheart2018]

Your legs are awesome without them, but they make you legs super awesome!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sexual misadventures part 2. Sometimes sexual misadventures is sometimes just about the person you decided to screw.

Let me see, ok this isn’t actually a sexual as never slept with him, but I think it is a funny relationship story from my very young years. The story about the super rich guy and how I disappointed both my parents, separately.

OK I was young. My mom worked at a factory, and wasn’t together with my dad. One thing to know about my parents, the primary lesson my mom tried to drill into my head was not to get pregnant young, because it will ruin your life (thanks mom) The primarily lesson my dad tried to drill into my head…marry young for money. “you are pretty enough, find a rich guy and marry him fast, even if you can’t stand him, and just fake it for a few years, then turn 25, divorce him and do what you want, never having to work” (yeah thanks dad). Now really, I tended to date low class to mid class guys. I was never about the money. I won’t lie, looking back I can say there were 2 relationships where clearly the men thought the only reason I stayed around was because what they gave me, though it wasn’t true in my mind. It was just nice of them in my mind. But also remember, I am a low class girl, so a new off the rack dress and dinner at red lobster and a kmart low end diamond tennis bracelet, makes me feel like a fucking princess.

Anyway, my mom worked at factories all my life. Primarily on the line, but was usually senior, a lead, and had some extra responsibilities, thus a small desk. I am working at a restaurant. One night a man comes in. he gets all chatty Kathy for a little than leaves. I had just gotten my learners permit and after work, coworkers would let me drive around for practice. Well, chatty Kathy pulls up next to me at a light in a fucking expensive sports car (expensive enough that I still am not sure what it was). Funky doors that lift up and shit. I think some kind of Porche maybe. Anyway, he did that whole engine reving thing, I duplicated and when the light turned green, his car completely blew the $500 piece of crap I was driving away. end of interaction, of so I though. Next night, he comes into the restaurant again. Comes up to me and says “you are (justa’s moms name) daughter, aren’t you?” I answer in the affirmative and he explains he has seen my picture on her desk. He is her boss, his family owns the factory. He had left for college and after graduation, went back in and that was like 2 years prior. Yada yada. Anyway he asks me out for Friday night, I accept. I don’t remember his name, but I will call him Bob. Next day, I tell my mom that I this guy Bob she works with. She goes on a huge tirade of how she hates the fucking arrogant little prick, doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the wall, only has his job because his parents own the place, born with a silver spoon and has never done a damn bit of work his whole god damn life, yada yada. So when she is done, I am all “yeah, I am going out with him Friday night” so of course she is all oh fucking no, me all I’ll do what I want, you can’t, I will, he is an asshole, that’s your opinion yada yada. Eventually she snaps back into the reality that telling any teenage girl, most especially me, whom she cannot date, is going to end up with her marrying the dude just for spite, so she backs off.

Friday night, he takes me to the family manor for a tour, dinner from the chef, shows off the swanky digs while I drink a lot of fancy shit that I will never appreciate. Turns out though, he was an arrogant douche bag with nothing of interest and no personality. So next day, mom asks if I had a good night, I shrug, asks if we are going out again, I say no, asks why, because you were right, mom. I know my mom was doing the I told you so dance in her head and absolutely giddy. But with grace, just "yeah that is the problem being born wealthy"

So that is how I disappointed my mom by going out with her boss, and disappointed my dad by not continuing to do so, tricking him in to marrying me, taking half of everything he has, and being dad's ticket out. Totally worth it though, because the family that owned the factory had a tradition, that on an employee’s tenth anniversary, they would host a fancy dinner in their mansion. So I got to joke with my mom and her third husband (who she met there) that I got to party at the mansion before either of them and I didn’t have to put in 10 years lol. yeah I was a total pain in the ass. amazing she survived lol. and my brothers, they were worse, she is still down in that with the youngest who has a lot of legal and money problems.


Then there is one of my business trip adventures, nothing really to tell. Picked up a guy in the hotel bar, ending up screwing in the stairwell, but it just didn’t work for me. I have gotten off at least once with every man I have ever been with, every single time, except this guy. I was just fucking bored. Didn’t help that it was from behind and my hands were holding me up on the steps, so I really couldn’t take matters into my own hands. I didn’t help matters either though. I shared it wasn’t working for me, but did not offer a better suggestion. Then might have asked more than once (ok several times) if he could just hurry up, because I was bored and this wasn’t working for me. Still not really sure what exactly was wrong about the situation for me, but complete waste of a business trip fling.


Another back in the day, my first married man, who I didn’t know he was married, even though he didn’t hide being married, who was also my first boss relationship. Yes, a restaurant. Fyi, restaurants, full of debauchery and shenanigans. Even more than retail. I had so much fun. Too bad the pay was crap. Anyway, He never lied to me, I was just a little naive. He actually talked about his wife fairly often, but he was always out with me, took me to his house often, constantly buying me things (looking back he is one of the two that clearly thought I was around for what he would give me, I wasn’t but my reasons weren’t much deeper, I was bored, he was there, and nice, and something to do). I assumed he was recently separated because not yet used to adding ex in front of wife, and why would a not separated married man be with me. I mentioned I was maybe a little naive lol. He was significantly older than I normally would have considered and my biggest age difference to date at more than twice my age, but he acted a little younger. It just basically started with working together, goofing off, us talking a lot, him being friendly, buying me things relevant to my interests or things he thought I would like, then playful flirting etc etc, 2 or 3 months in it was a full blown affair, thus my recently separated assumption. That was until a few months later, he brought his wife into the restaurant, specifically to meet me. He introduces us, which obviously I am just shocked, and looking to him to see how I am supposed to play this. He shows no discomfort at all. I try to look busy to duck away just in case. He tells us to chat, sees the side eye I am giving him, tells me it is all good, and walks away himself…leaving me to talk with her. She asks me all sorts of questions about my life, plans for the future (which was to leave the state within the year). I use what I know about her and her family to continue the polite conversation. She is nice and friendly then says nice meeting me, goodbye and leaves. So then I question him, like what just happened, yeah they live together, she knows all about me, and wanted to meet me. This was just so odd to me, but I did keep seeing him for months. Eventually, I got a better job, someone better to do came along, and that was it. The story of the one and only time I have been the other woman in a more serious type affair and the start of my boss trend lol.

And just some basic misadventures

There is the time, random children came into our hotel room while hubby and I were screwing. Probably shared this before, but hubby and I were not yet married, and were living in this god forsaken skanky hotel. Many other people lived there too, including a few families. The types of people who live in hotels generally have issues. I used to often feed several of the kids, nothing fancy as I was pretty broke too and no stove, but at least ramen or pop tarts. I also had a Super Nintendo and would let the kids play, just hang out in my room etc. Anyway, when you live in a hotel, you end up with dozens of room keys. Every time you forget yours, you walk to the desk, they make you another. Then I walk in and throw it on the dresser with the pile of keys I accumulated over the months. One day, hubby and I were having some late afternoon fun, when someone knocks on the door. I assume it is one of the kids, and we decide just to be really quiet and they will walk away and come back later. Well it was two siblings, an older boy and younger girl. I didn’t notice the boy took one of my keys, no idea how long he had had it. When we don’t answer, he opens the door and they walk in. Awesome.

another guy that will be featured in some rambles again as he was also on and off for years. Also, one ramble will include him and hand cuff guy from my prior ramble today (and yeah it is along the lines of what you are probably thinking) Anyway, You ever open like a pack of M&Ms and they fly out as you used too much force, because initially, it wouldn’t open. Well, I was opening a condom about to put it on him, and same thing, as it flew and hit him in the forehead. Cue my hysterical laughing for a few minutes.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Awesome, you're like Mr. Science, except with huge tits and a smoking hot ass.

I am. my tire shop was next to a dollar general. one day while waiting, I taught the employees all about toilet bowl cleaner bombs (the store was dead so we made some in the parking lot). though interestingly enough. it did not work with dollar general brand toilet bowl cleaner, even though the ingredients were correct. thus i think they lie. had to go back in for the brand name stuff.

next week. bleach and brake fluid fun.

Your legs are awesome without them, but they make you legs super awesome!

thank you. yeah way better with the hazardous shoes.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

and work is not over without a shot of the current thong

http://i.imgur.com/anAEOT7m.jpg

and today's cube boob
http://i.imgur.com/lFjTXuDm.jpg

 

[Steelheart2018]

If you fall I hope to be there to catch up and pick you up.
Or maybe I'll just tie you up for your own protection.

 

[Steelheart2018]

and work is not over without a shot of the current thong

http://i.imgur.com/anAEOT7m.jpg

and today's cube boob
http://i.imgur.com/lFjTXuDm.jpg

My god that is one heavenly butt.