TSCLT 4.0: Bitchy Malevolent Baby Ducks

[Endrura]

They went because of the climate change issues, the pope was one of the supporters of forcing countries to recognized and protect the earth from pollution, but apparently, overpopulation wasn't on his agenda.

Right Turn Clyde

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[Wat_Tyler]

Yes, they could. Can.


But they'd lose count without their beads to guide them.


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[Wat_Tyler]

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[Que]

I laughed when they talked about the last earthquake creating a tsunami.
An impressive wave of about eight inches in height.

That's about twenty times the rise in sea level that keeps Frodo up at night.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Which sounds like a couple of bladdersfull.


Good thing I can sleep through a tsunami.


This chick is about to be washed away by it:


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[Endrura]

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[Wat_Tyler]

B00b bowls . . . . Hummm, okay.


Went to Taco Tuesday with the gang.


Saw a ghost. She's worse than ever. Time is not on her side at all.


Insh'Allah . . . .


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[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Wednesday!!!


Slept pretty decently. Today is the last day of cooler nights, at least down in the 50s still. Saturday looks like crank up the A/C day.


The little car is on the radar for today's fun and games. We'll see how that goes.


All the vehicles need a bath, between the damned pollen and the bird poop.


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[WoundedKnee]

That's about twenty times the rise in sea level that keeps Frodo up at night.

lol

That was some great early morning laugh material. Well done guys!

 

[WoundedKnee]

Which sounds like a couple of bladdersfull.


Good thing I can sleep through a tsunami.


This chick is about to be washed away by it:


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Not to worry, she is equipped with her floatation devices.

 

[WoundedKnee]

lol Endura

At the risk of being redundant, it's going to rain today. I don't mind that too much, but so far it hasn't rained enough to get the pollen off the Cougar. Then again, I keep it under the carport.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You know, when my shorts get twisted up around mah scrote and it starts to hurt . . .


I always reach down and untwist the damned things.


If hurts lesser for shorter that way.


Of course, if I just took a gun and shot someone because of it, I could use the twisted shorts as an alibi . . . .


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[WoundedKnee]

Better twisted shorts than a Twisted Sister?

I get to go in for another round of blood testing this morning.
I'm beginning to suspect that I might have something other than blood in my veins.
I might be one of Dem dare illegal, er, uh, (sorry SJWs) I mean "undocumented citizens."

 

[oggbashan]

...


Of course, if I just took a gun and shot someone because of it, I could use the twisted shorts as an alibi . . . .

Excuse? Perhaps.

Justification? Perhaps.

Alibi? No. An Alibi means that you can prove you weren't there when the crime was committed. In a woman's bed is a good one - if she'll admit she was with you.

 

[WoundedKnee]

You know that you can't take us literally.

Right?

We're just assing around here... A bunch of boobs.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Excuse? Perhaps.

Justification? Perhaps.

Alibi? No. An Alibi means that you can prove you weren't there when the crime was committed. In a woman's bed is a good one - if she'll admit she was with you.

Let's settle on rationalization and (an attempt at) Justification then.


No woman will claim me these days, and my Life is all the simpler for it.


I can show you a string of receipts for money I have spent on things I wanted without someone's saying, "no!" . . .


and the silence is deafening.


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[oggbashan]

You know that you can't take us literally.

Right?

We're just assing around here... A bunch of boobs.

I appreciate the boobs, lots of them.

But I'm an author, visiting from the Authors' Hangout. Exact use of words is important to me.

Pleading an alibi is a great way to get out of custody - if you can prove it. If a lady has to testify for you, because you were with her, your alibi might be problematical. If she's someone else's wife, or has an existing boyfriend, she might be reluctant to admit being fucked by you. If so? Your alibi is fucked too.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You know that you can't take us literally.

Right?

We're just assing around here... A bunch of boobs.

We're literal . . .


only when Wat gets the day of the week wrong.


It's improved since I've started asking the cat before I type anything.


He didn't even wake up when I asked him if I could buy the bike. Motorcycle, Harley fucking Davidson!!!


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[bellisarius]

lol Endura

At the risk of being redundant, it's going to rain today. I don't mind that too much, but so far it hasn't rained enough to get the pollen off the Cougar. Then again, I keep it under the carport.

You have to rub it in everyday, don't ya?

 

[WoundedKnee]

We're Americans.



Have you not witnessed our standards of language?

 

[WoundedKnee]

You have to rub it in everyday, don't ya?

Get the guns out. We used to have a saying,

"Red blood makes the grass grow green!
Gee I'm glad I joined the..."

 

[oggbashan]

We're Americans.



Have you not witnessed our standards of language?

Yes. We Brits can mangle English very well without your help. As for what happens to spoken English in South and East Asia? We need translators.

We need translators for internal mangling too - Scots, Geordies, Scousers and Ulster versions of English are *interesting*.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I appreciate the boobs, lots of them.

But I'm an author, visiting from the Authors' Hangout. Exact use of words is important to me.

Pleading an alibi is a great way to get out of custody - if you can prove it. If a lady has to testify for you, because you were with her, your alibi might be problematical. If she's someone else's wife, or has an existing boyfriend, she might be reluctant to admit being fucked by you. If so? Your alibi is fucked too.

Yes, you're right. I agree - words mean something. Lack of sufficient coffee is my . . .


excuse.


I'm reading a book now which bashes an organization which, apparently, the author hasn't talked to. I hate it when I know more than the published guy does, and it happens more frequently as I get older. And meaner.


So, a song about . . . alibis . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F-4rY4g4Do


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[WoundedKnee]

You want to talk about needing a translator?

Talk to anybody from Boston (Baahstan).

 

[WoundedKnee]

Yes, you're right. I agree - words mean something. Lack of sufficient coffee is my . . .


excuse.


I'm reading a book now which bashes an organization which, apparently, the author hasn't talked to. I hate it when I know more than the published guy does, and it happens more frequently as I get older. And meaner.


So, a song about . . . alibis . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F-4rY4g4Do


...

Just suck it up. What else should I write? What else should I be? All apologies?

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