Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

God, you have no idea how much I love noises.

Thank you. Now is it the moaning, squishy wetness, or the crime drama on tv haha

Justa if guys come up talking to me about the van I'm in the wrong park , I want taco's at the drive through know what I'm sayin sexy girl?

Eagle ,polar bear close enough
https://www.ebay.com/sch/items/?_nk...12&_fpos=&_fspt=1&_sadis=&LH_CAds=&rmvSB=true

Well who doesn't love tasty tacos in a vehicle. Or on a vehicle.

And you browse as much random shit as I do lol.

 

[wickedpanda]

Its a sickness, random interweb crap!
Your boobs are helping as are you videos, your doing good work here helping out guys like me!

 

[EndlessNameless]

Thank you. Now is it the moaning, squishy wetness, or the crime drama on tv haha

The crime drama, obviously! Just something about hearing "freeze!" followed by several gunshots. No, it is definitely the squishy wetness. Now that's worth burying your face into even without getting anything out of it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Its a sickness, random interweb crap!
Your boobs are helping as are you videos, your doing good work here helping out guys like me!

My boobs should get a Nobel peace prize for all the support they lend to males across the globe. Though by that logic maybe my bras should win as all they support, it is a tough job.

 

[kdunn762012]

Haa I had a truck in high school. Though for Junior prom I took a van. Turned out to be a smart move.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The crime drama, obviously! Just something about hearing "freeze!" followed by several gunshots. No, it is definitely the squishy wetness. Now that's worth burying your face into even without getting anything out of it.

Well they do have all those men and handcuffs in crime dramas. And oh so selfless but we have already found that i'd probably return the favor. OK I guess there was an after lunch finger fucking with the ex coworker who I am actually not into at all that I didn't return the favor, but he caught me in a mood and I shouldn't have let him go there anyway, but again, in a mood. Most times I return the favor.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Haa I had a truck in high school. Though for Junior prom I took a van. Turned out to be a smart move.

Well I can't say that I have never utilized the back of a pickup either. Obviously, I'm classy like that.

 

[kdunn762012]

I only did once. Like most exotic places people fantasize about having sex it ws nothing to write home about. There is a reason the stereotype is that people have sex in beds, it's because they are fucking comfortable. And at the end of the day don't we all want comfort when we are bumping uglies?

 

[EndlessNameless]

Well they do have all those men and handcuffs in crime dramas. And oh so selfless but we have already found that i'd probably return the favor. OK I guess there was an after lunch finger fucking with the ex coworker who I am actually not into at all that I didn't return the favor, but he caught me in a mood and I shouldn't have let him go there anyway, but again, in a mood. Most times I return the favor.

Hahaha. Lucky coworker. So all I have to do is like pretend to get caught masturbating by you, right? Fun times.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I only did once. Like most exotic places people fantasize about having sex it ws nothing to write home about. There is a reason the stereotype is that people have sex in beds, it's because they are fucking comfortable. And at the end of the day don't we all want comfort when we are bumping uglies?

Well I used to have a thing for semi public places. Probably still do, just haven't gotten to indulge it in a few years. The whole responsible adult thing.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hahaha. Lucky coworker. So all I have to do is like pretend to get caught masturbating by you, right? Fun times.

Well I have never picked up any of the strange men who decided to "get caught" jacking off in front of me. I am not really one who gets irresistibly turned on by visual stimuli. Physical stimuli, well that is a different story lol.

 

[kdunn762012]

Yeah it's a barrel of fun. I have indulged in the workplace bathroom fuck. And the movie theater fingerbanging session. I think women generally get off on that more than guys do. I could be wrong. I just want to be able to relax and work my magic lol

 

[EndlessNameless]

Well I have never picked up any of the strange men who decided to "get caught" jacking off in front of me. I am not really one who gets irresistibly turned on by visual stimuli. Physical stimuli, well that is a different story lol.

Damn, I need to change my plans! Okay, pretending to trip and land between your legs and or pretending to crawl under your desk works, right? Good thing I can ask all these questions.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yeah it's a barrel of fun. I have indulged in the workplace bathroom fuck. And the movie theater fingerbanging session. I think women generally get off on that more than guys do. I could be wrong. I just want to be able to relax and work my magic lol

Well I think there are a lot of men who like putting on a public show too. I will admit I bought a camcorder just for my bedroom though in the days before digicams.

Damn, I need to change my plans! Okay, pretending to trip and land between your legs and or pretending to crawl under your desk works, right? Good thing I can ask all these questions.

That would likely work better. I must admit to using the pretend stumbling into, falling into, bumping into technique to pick up men. I can't remember a time it didn't work. Where as I have always just been a little confused by the strange men jacking off. Like do they expect me to be so turned on that I must lend a hand, and does it ever work. Or do they expect me to see it is just so massive, that I get scared, scream, and run away. Yeah, I generally pick the ignore path. Yup will even continue to hold a conversation with them as I ignore. I treat it the same way as random suddenly now naked man.

 

[EndlessNameless]

That would likely work better. I must admit to using the pretend stumbling into, falling into, bumping into technique to pick up men. I can't remember a time it didn't work. Where as I have always just been a little confused by the strange men jacking off. Like do they expect me to be so turned on that I must lend a hand, and does it ever work. Or do they expect me to see it is just so massive, that I get scared, scream, and run away. Yeah, I generally pick the ignore path. Yup will even continue to hold a conversation with them as I ignore. I treat it the same way as random suddenly now naked man.

LOL I prefer some type of connection with people even if I had just literally gotten to know them that same night. Depends on time and place, but catching a woman masturbating could be hot. So visual works more with men, obviously.

 

[kdunn762012]

We ae wired to be visual. Women not as much. One of God's little jokes on us.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

LOL I prefer some type of connection with people even if I had just literally gotten to know them that same night. Depends on time and place, but catching a woman masturbating could be hot. So visual works more with men, obviously.

Well yes, you can often identity connection on some level in minutes. More interesting question, you catch a strange female masturbating, do you watch intently, flee, offer to lend a hand. What is protocol

 

[kdunn762012]

Well give me a heads up to where you might be next time and we can establish a protocol. I believe in trial and error.

 

[Shadow701]

First impressions can be everything. That subtle look across the bar can mean a lot. For that brief moment you two look at each other, I think you can tell a lot. Kudos for that guy coming up with a memorable pick up line, I’d never think of that. Though I wouldn’t mind feasting like he did, I’ve been in a mood lately lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

We ae wired to be visual. Women not as much. One of God's little jokes on us.

Yeah, suspect that makes it easier for us chicks to pick up men though.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well give me a heads up to where you might be next time and we can establish a protocol. I believe in trial and error.

Well in bed in 15 minutes, in the shower at 6am. Have a meeting at 11 that I expect will be boring. Then i need to check my calendar. But bed time and morning shower are almost guaranteed daily

First impressions can be everything. That subtle look across the bar can mean a lot. For that brief moment you two look at each other, I think you can tell a lot. Kudos for that guy coming up with a memorable pick up line, I’d never think of that. Though I wouldn’t mind feasting like he did, I’ve been in a mood lately lol

Yes they can. And I did enjoy his ballsiness on bargaining from a no.

 

[kdunn762012]

I'm going to guess that the meeting would be my best bet lol

 

[bone251]

so monday's movie choice is dark and pervy. hey, at least i was nice enough to hold my phone and hit the record button. I could have been using 2 hands instead. Anyway this was friday night and there was a part 2, as after this, I grabbed some items from my drawer, however, that one was so dark I couldn't lighten it to make anything viewable. guess I shifted out of the light from the tv. And don't ask me what was on the tv, as I have no idea. I just have a fan and the tv running to dampen the sound from my room. odds are high that it was ion, usa, or hln as that is what my bedroom tv is normally on.

https://www.***********/s/babpjempqep704w/2018-5-5-8-9-34.mp4

and no gif because lazy. enjoy your monday.

 

[Shadow701]

Not to self then. Be ballsy lol

 

[londoner2]

so monday's movie choice is dark and pervy. hey, at least i was nice enough to hold my phone and hit the record button. I could have been using 2 hands instead. Anyway this was friday night and there was a part 2, as after this, I grabbed some items from my drawer, however, that one was so dark I couldn't lighten it to make anything viewable. guess I shifted out of the light from the tv. And don't ask me what was on the tv, as I have no idea. I just have a fan and the tv running to dampen the sound from my room. odds are high that it was ion, usa, or hln as that is what my bedroom tv is normally on.

https://www.***********/s/babpjempqep704w/2018-5-5-8-9-34.mp4

and no gif because lazy. enjoy your monday.

I'm enjoying my Tuesday now!