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Well. after observing cube boob you could take one pretty good guess at how I began my Tuesday...
Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.
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oh and in case anyone is wondering. it took me 2 tries to find a friend on the other site that shall rename nameless (myphreec4ms), though they hadn't been live in 4 years. I tried a few more names and found no one else I know, and they don't seem to have many chicks so my odds are probably not good for finding anymore.
side note. what is up with these cam sites referring to them as models. Models sell a product by standing there or walking, if anything, these chicks are actresses. if you are a high end model you get to walk in nice clothes, if you are a low end, you get to stand in a booth and wear suggestive logos on a tshirt. the bitches I am watching are not modeling shit but lots of acting going on.
and another side note. the worst of the worst shirts I had to wear. ok, again have never been a model, but sometimes when budget dictated, I got elected. like vanna white of animals, and eventually booth girl when companies ran out of money. I also found it quite humorous when male vps would ask me to fill in for a booth girl when broke, because of how they did it. like there was clearly a meeting of people discussing the most appropriate way to ask while not risking hr complaints. Then someone was elected and asked very gently, pointing out over and over it was being asked as a favor and not a job requirement, not a uniform, free to decline. damn it, just give me the t-shirt, how bad can it be.... well the worst 2 shirts were printed with......
large "imagine what a little head can do" across my tits. smaller font below "large diameter" and "self lubricating" and yes they totally intended it to sound pervy (even though the product launched was not a pervy product) but again, they intended to hire models to wear one and stand there.
next, my personal favorite because they did not at all mean it to sound pervy and had no idea it did sound pervy to some..... "User Friendly" across my tits. Funnier is my male friends begged for that shirt when I was done with it haha.
end rambling...well for now.
side note. what is up with these cam sites referring to them as models. Models sell a product by standing there or walking, if anything, these chicks are actresses. if you are a high end model you get to walk in nice clothes, if you are a low end, you get to stand in a booth and wear suggestive logos on a tshirt. the bitches I am watching are not modeling shit but lots of acting going on.
and another side note. the worst of the worst shirts I had to wear. ok, again have never been a model, but sometimes when budget dictated, I got elected. like vanna white of animals, and eventually booth girl when companies ran out of money. I also found it quite humorous when male vps would ask me to fill in for a booth girl when broke, because of how they did it. like there was clearly a meeting of people discussing the most appropriate way to ask while not risking hr complaints. Then someone was elected and asked very gently, pointing out over and over it was being asked as a favor and not a job requirement, not a uniform, free to decline. damn it, just give me the t-shirt, how bad can it be.... well the worst 2 shirts were printed with......
large "imagine what a little head can do" across my tits. smaller font below "large diameter" and "self lubricating" and yes they totally intended it to sound pervy (even though the product launched was not a pervy product) but again, they intended to hire models to wear one and stand there.
next, my personal favorite because they did not at all mean it to sound pervy and had no idea it did sound pervy to some..... "User Friendly" across my tits. Funnier is my male friends begged for that shirt when I was done with it haha.
end rambling...well for now.
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My god your beautiful and smart!
I hope you like nerdy pervs!
aww thanks. and nerdy pervs are what I look for in friends.
I hope your tuesday is going well then.
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My instincts would be always on your side, but on this occasion I have sympathy with your old man, as I can imagine at times your a bit of a handful, but in a good way of course.
My instincts would be always on your side, but on this occasion I have sympathy with your old man, as I can imagine at times your a bit of a handful, but in a good way of course.
Awesome! Do you still have those shirts? I love graphic tees or tees with words written on them stretched over big tits...
My friend in highschool had DD cups and she had a tight shirt from The Gap. That just said GAP stretched across her boobs. There were obvious jokes about me loving "The Gap" and needing to go to "The Gap."
Anyway its always been so hot to see that on women
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aww thanks. and nerdy pervs are what I look for in friends.
I hope your tuesday is going well then.
Well you certainly have found one here.
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I love your boobs. They are so amazing beautiful and delicious to me. I can not resist not getting turned on when I see you. Your personality adds so much sex appeal to your already amazing body.
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Happy Tuesday!! Titties and all!
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"User Friendly" across my tits. Love picturing this! I would be staring at your shirt...then up at your eyes! So fun!
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could play all day with your lovely titties.... been at the end of the bar with your beer that is getting warm by the way... titties.
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Stick something in your mouth....waffles sure and what else? That's a real head scratched Justa.....
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Justa said...
And Justa saw the boobies, and they were good.
Big boobs are impractical in many ways. It's great that you found some real use for them.
... and there were boobies.
And Justa saw the boobies, and they were good.
Big boobs are impractical in many ways. It's great that you found some real use for them.
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My instincts would be always on your side, but on this occasion I have sympathy with your old man, as I can imagine at times your a bit of a handful, but in a good way of course.
Me, a handful, never
I do not, I gave away the User Friendly shirt to a male friend, and my Slik Tip shirt back to the company. guess you will have to settle for things like "less whine, more wine"
I did have a Guess shirt once, but you know how that went lol (ok I didn't really have a guess shirt)
I do also have a t-shirt with traced hand prints over my tits, and a whole lot of dirty and illegal references. (the matching jeans are the same) Long story short, my senior year of high school I could not afford a yearbook, so I had everyone sign and decorate my outfit instead. It is a very interesting shirt
Well you certainly have found one here.
always keeps things interesting
Well thanks. I do enjoy turning people on.
thank you. yippie titties
haha. yeah it was funny, again mostly because the old people who designed it didn't quite get it
well thanks. I could use a beer.
Stick something in your mouth....waffles sure and what else? That's a real head scratched Justa.....
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oh yes, that is a real conundrum....what could I get in her mouth today to make her shut up? I still think my ice cube boob gif must be better than his ice cube boob cartoon. but maybe I need to redo it as a movie and add music.
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Justa said...
... and there were boobies.
And Justa saw the boobies, and they were good.
Big boobs are impractical in many ways. It's great that you found some real use for them.
lol.
and yeah, the have a lot of usage though. primarily table, flotation, and storage. being meaning to see if I can hide a bottle of wine and some snack under there.
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Just what I needed to cheer me up after a shitty day.
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well, glad to help. wonder if flashing random men who look like they are having a bad day counts as a random act of kindness lol.
what was bad about your day?
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Had to visit sis in law and listen to the two of them non stop rabbiting. My poor ears
Haha ive never thought of actually guessing when someone was wearing a GUESS shirt... I wonder if anyone would think to guess 32J (or whatever you are i know youve said it somewhere on here)
As long as there is nothing too personal on that yearbook shirt, it would be the best if you posted a pic of it. Whether its on you or not...sounds hilarious
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Justa, you are a baddass momma! I could not take my eyes off your thread today, you are quite captivating. Love your style, wit, and humor. You look amazing all dolled up and when "homely" looking, with no makeup or filters. If I were your husband we would have a giant litter of kiddos, I wouldn't be able to take myself out of you. Is your husband interested in taking coupled pics of yourselves?
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Justa, you are a baddass momma! I could not take my eyes off your thread today, you are quite captivating. Love your style, wit, and humor. You look amazing all dolled up and when "homely" looking, with no makeup or filters. If I were your husband we would have a giant litter of kiddos, I wouldn't be able to take myself out of you. Is your husband interested in taking coupled pics of yourselves?
I salute you with a big sha-wing! You have gained another subscriber. <3
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So basically you are saying your bad day was listening to women talk. Awwww poor you, where is my little violin lol
Well I know if I wore a guess shirt, I'd hear guesses. I hang with enough smart asses. And while I don't know exactly where the shirt is at the moment, you are in luck because last June I redid the pictures taken 21 years ago on yearbook day and posted to Facebook, so I have both the originals and the redos on my phone. Will post tomorrow.
Well thanks. Though truth be told I don't know if you have seen a picture of me dolled up, as I haven't been in forever, though slutted up is probably close enough.
And hubby, God no. I did try to get him to join me or at least permission to be here, he denied both. Obviously I listen well. But glad you find me entertaining
I have found my happy place... I am so not worthy...
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Well thank you. You have a lot of fun pictures yourself.
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Flashing random me who are having a bad day
As I generally don't have bad days, what can you do for me? how about a quick lick of my lollypop on the back seat of my car. Do you need a translation?
As I generally don't have bad days, what can you do for me? how about a quick lick of my lollypop on the back seat of my car. Do you need a translation?
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Well that is usually reserved for friends having bad days
ok, or if I am in a mood.
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Put me down for one of your mood days and for one of your days when you just need a tongue planted between those sweet legs of yours....
There has to be some give and take or it makes me selfish.....
why does that word make me think of elfish...so random and now back to lust thoughts of Justa......
There has to be some give and take or it makes me selfish.....
why does that word make me think of elfish...so random and now back to lust thoughts of Justa......
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Hi, my name is Kevin and I would really like to be your friend. I'm not having a bad day yet but I could go shoot myself in the foot or smash my finger with a hammer if thats what friends of yours is for.
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