Snowflakes melt at the White House Correspondents' Dinner

[BoyNextDoor]

"She burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye," Wolf said. "Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies."

"I'm never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders," she continued. "Is it Sarah Sanders? Is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Is it Cousin Huckabee? Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what's Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women?"

Maybe if they watched thew WH briefings they'd get the joke?

 

[Carnal_Flower]

I watched about 5 mins of Michelle Wolf and thought she was just stupid and silly. I couldn't stand her little girl voice. Come on, woman, you're not 5 years old. If you're going to do this then be smart.

But as for Sanders, please. Wolf was extremely nice to the Village Idiot. Sarah Sanders sneers and berates and condescends and lies every time her fat ass gets up there. We are held hostage to that fucking school marm disrespecting the free press while meanwhile lying and spewing propaganda nonstop.

She's a menace to America. She had no business being at that dinner and she certainly should not have expected decent treatment. Tough shit. Those reporters sit there like little sheep taking her abuse day after day. Wolf should have been much tougher on her.

"She burns facts and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye," Wolf said. "Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies."

"I'm never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders," she continued. "Is it Sarah Sanders? Is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Is it Cousin Huckabee? Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders? Like, what's Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women?"

Maybe if they watched thew WH briefings they'd get the joke?

 

[phrodeau]

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I watched about 5 mins of Michelle Wolf and thought she was just stupid and silly. I couldn't stand her little girl voice. Come on, woman, you're not 5 years old. If you're going to do this then be smart.

Who's making personal remarks now?

https://thecraftylass.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/madhatter_sm.jpg

 

[nowisthetime]

I watched about 5 mins of Michelle Wolf and thought she was just stupid and silly. I couldn't stand her little girl voice. Come on, woman, you're not 5 years old. If you're going to do this then be smart.

But as for Sanders, please. Wolf was extremely nice to the Village Idiot. Sarah Sanders sneers and berates and condescends and lies every time her fat ass gets up there. We are held hostage to that fucking school marm disrespecting the free press while meanwhile lying and spewing propaganda nonstop.

She's a menace to America. She had no business being at that dinner and she certainly should not have expected decent treatment. Tough shit. Those reporters sit there like little sheep taking her abuse day after day. Wolf should have been much tougher on her.

You sound really triggered.

But I bet if she were making fun of Obama, she'd be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

You rightists are so stupid.

And no one is a menace to America, but your racist Fuhrer.

You're calling her childish, when you just made a sexist remark about her ass.

Who looks dumb now?

 

[KeithD]

Uh, Carnal Flower is no rightist. If someone doesn't post strictly along "team" lines here, that throws their ass onto the opposite team, right?

I didn't think that what little I've heard of Michelle Wolf's correspondents' dinner remarks were particularly funny, clever, or delivered well either. Guess that makes me alt-right, right?

 

[JackLuis]

I wonder if Silver Mike will come next year, after the impeachment?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I watched about 5 mins of Michelle Wolf and thought she was just stupid and silly. I couldn't stand her little girl voice. Come on, woman, you're not 5 years old. If you're going to do this then be smart.

But as for Sanders, please. Wolf was extremely nice to the Village Idiot. Sarah Sanders sneers and berates and condescends and lies every time her fat ass gets up there. We are held hostage to that fucking school marm disrespecting the free press while meanwhile lying and spewing propaganda nonstop.

She's a menace to America. She had no business being at that dinner and she certainly should not have expected decent treatment. Tough shit. Those reporters sit there like little sheep taking her abuse day after day. Wolf should have been much tougher on her.

I thought she was funny - I think I laughed harder when the room was getting uncomfortable. And yes she could have been much worse and still have been on point and "in bounds"

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I wonder if Silver Mike will come next year, after the impeachment?

I am still hoping for the smoking gun that takes him out too - like evidence he was accepting of and complicit in Russian election interference.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

Maybe my post was confusing. Sarah Village idiot Sanders is the one with a fat ass and a menace to America. I wish Wolf had gotten much meaner. I absolutely can't stand Sarah. She's probably 2nd to the Orange Idiot. It is revolting and insulting that we have to deal with her on a daily basis.

And I didn't like Wolf because I thought she wasn't mean enough, and because whatever she had to say was undercut by her bizarre demeanor, which I thought was childish and disheveled. I would have liked her to act smart and at least get her fake eyelashes on straight.

She's no Amy Schumer.

You sound really triggered.

But I bet if she were making fun of Obama, she'd be the greatest thing since sliced bred.

You rightists are so stupid.

And no one is a menace to America, but your racist Fuhrer.

You're calling her childish, when you just made a sexist remark about her ass.

Who looks dumb now?

 

[DMBFFF]

It's an indication that not only will the Republicans win in 2020, Trump might win again—and November might not be as good as the Democrats anticipate.

Now granted, I only know what I've heard on the radio, but if this lame-ass quality of Democrat humour is indicative of things, then the party has yet to get its act together. Obama was far better in roasting Trump, and he was busy with other things at the time.



Years ago, a Tory ad seem to have made fun of Chretien's semi-paralyzed face. I think it was during the election where Chretien soon after won a majority and the Tories lost all but 2 seats.

Toronto's NOW magazine somewhat fat-shamed Rob Ford. Years later, his brother Doug almost won the mayoralty. In June he might become premier.




Get your fucking act together Democrats!








Now, that said, my SHS-related plugging:

I've been thinking of a chapter on SHS in my story-of-sorts in Chyoa:

Yes, I want to read stories about celebrities
https://chyoa.com/chapter/Yes,-I-want-to-read-stories-about-celebrities.381133

I did one on Melania.
Melania Trump
https://chyoa.com/chapter/Melania-Trump.382835

I then did one-plus chapter for Ivanka.
Ivanka Trump
https://chyoa.com/chapter/Ivanka-Trump.389452

She did it for the Trump name. (She did it for Daddy)
https://chyoa.com/chapter/She-did-it-for-the-Trump-name--(She-did-it-for-Daddy).389453

My drafts on SHS try to steer away about her eye or body type—at least not (too) negatively; but what she had to do to get her job and how she might try to deal with Trump's fickleness in replacing people.

(Maybe this should go into Story Ideas.)

 

[KeithD]

This was the Washington Correspondents' Association dinner, not the Democratic Party. I see that Trump has managed to coopt your brain.

And it's only the last day of May, not November. Americans are fickle and have a short attention span. Nobody at this point knows or even intelligently can guess what's going to result from the November elections--if, indeed, we're even here in November.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

Let's backtrack.

Me, personally, I didn't care for Michelle Wolf, but that's besides the point. And it's not because she was too harsh to poor old lyin' Sarah.

Conservative hypocrites are so desperate for any controversy they're falsely claiming Wolf made fun of Sarah's "appearance." She didn't. Not one bit. Wolf referenced her smoky eye look make-up, and not in a mean way. She criticized her for LYING, true, because Sarah does LIE, every day.

Considering that it's the same people who were perfectly ok with Grab 'Em by the P and making fun of a disabled reporter, they're just being hypocritical snowflakes, as usual

 

[Hypoxia]

I recall a media website slogan: We watch Fox News so you don't have to. I will read online reports of media events like the above, and press conferences and briefings, and rallies, but I won't suffer through them. Vicarious experiences can be prudent. And I can easily switch to LOLcats.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Uh, Carnal Flower is no rightist. If someone doesn't post strictly along "team" lines here, that throws their ass onto the opposite team, right?

I didn't think that what little I've heard of Michelle Wolf's correspondents' dinner remarks were particularly funny, clever, or delivered well either. Guess that makes me alt-right, right?

Yes, Mr. KeithD. Most of us are aware of this.

I've reserved this special time for you. We share a special bond among a select few and we leave no one behind. I understand the voices in your head, but they're not mine.

From one war horse to another, thank you for your service. Let the new kids step in and do their thing. Perhaps they can succeed where we have failed.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/01/health/veterans-mental-health-care-federal-investigation/index.html

 

[LincolnDuncan]

I was distracted while it was on live but what I could hear sounded funny. I cringed when she said something about the eye that is the white elephant in the room. But when I was able to hear her words I thought she was clever to make that joke and to be able to say, I was just paying her a compliment. The sycophants always have an excuse for Trump's vulgar behavior. Sarah was holding up an mirror to any hypocrite in the room, including the media.