800th post

[DMBFFF]

[size=+1]and this concludes my posting for a day or two—maybe more. So long, folks.


As usual, you might want to post your 800th post here, and then have a rest while others take note of it.[/size]






Here are some other threads and like I started.

Who is harder to understand: Stevie Nicks or Elizabeth Fraser?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1475133

the Melania Trump and Melisa Mendini thread
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1475100

My second post on this thread will be my 750th ever on Literotica forums.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474977

Without actually watching the YT video the first time it plays, click, listen, and..,
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474983

700th post
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474892

Reload this Page Should Larry Flynt run against Trump in the 2020 primaries?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474889

Songs from 1 January 1980 to 30 April 1983 (first third of the 1980s)
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474841

The Lit Playground CMNF Club thread
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474836

What do you think about my chapters about Melania and Ivanka thatI uploaded on Chyoa?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474821

It's between 2 AM and 4 AM where you live. What are you listening to?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1461880

My 600th post.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474720

CMNF club
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1461593
Story Ideas

This will be my 502nd post
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1468576

It's the 1850s and you're witnessing a massive slave auction.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1461651

500th post
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1462867

Why does Lauren Southern, a Canadian, support Trump, who opposes NAFTA?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1462532

Hey conservatives, what percentage of Trump's bullshit do you actually believe?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1462478

Is Donald Trump a cuck?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1461654

It is a place where women rule.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1461371
Story Ideas




and in Chyoa:

Melania Trump
https://chyoa.com/chapter/Melania-Trump.382835

Ivanka Trump
https://chyoa.com/chapter/Ivanka-Trump.389452

She did it for the Trump name. (She did it for Daddy)
https://chyoa.com/chapter/She-did-it-for-the-Trump-name--(She-did-it-for-Daddy).389453

The CMNF Club (my CHYOA experiment)
https://chyoa.com/story/The-CMNF-Club-(my-CHYOA-experiment).13945






more entertainment:

https://www.xvideos.com/video7831665/naked_woman_dances
Likely Russian lady doing cover of Marilyn Monroe's I want to be loved by you.
She's apparently wearing nothing but earrings and glasses.
3:05

https://xhamster.com/videos/4-sexy-kinky-russian-girls-hot-nude-dance-2-6008106
4 sexy kinky russian girls hot nude dance 2
dance to some sort of acoustic Russian rap song and then some Tom Jones Sex Bomb.
share a banana, some breast play, good genitalia shots
5:45

https://xhamster.com/videos/4-sexy-kinky-russian-girls-hot-nude-dance-4297467
4 sexy kinky russian girls hot nude dance
4:01
mostly to Tom Jones
Lots of bouncing tits in this one.

https://xhamster.com/videos/getting-naked-for-friends-at-party-3-3350618
Getting Naked for Friends at party 3
country
1:26

https://enf-cmnf.com/2012/11/nude-woman-dances-for-a-single-fully-clothed-male-spectator/
Nude woman dances for a single fully clothed male spectator
song sounds French
(can be downloaded as many on this site)
1:04

https://xhamster.com/videos/naked-dance-3262989
Naked Dance
outdoors, vintage
8:45

https://xhamster.com/videos/white-girls-naked-twerking-6369538
White girls naked twerking
some kind of rap music
3:52
her dance mate joins her around 1:44

https://xhamster.com/videos/fine-redbone-naked-twerk-5985740
Fine Redbone Naked TWERK
She wears a belly chain; I kinda like the rap song in it.
4:08

 

[beew]

You're into Russian girls, huh?

 

[toeskr]

[size=+1]and this concludes my posting for a day or two—maybe more. So long, folks.


As usual, you might want to post your 800th post here, and then have a rest while others take note of it.[/size]






Here are some other threads and like I started.

Who is harder to understand: Stevie Nicks or Elizabeth Fraser?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1475133

the Melania Trump and Melisa Mendini thread
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1475100

My second post on this thread will be my 750th ever on Literotica forums.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474977

Without actually watching the YT video the first time it plays, click, listen, and..,
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474983

700th post
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474892

Reload this Page Should Larry Flynt run against Trump in the 2020 primaries?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474889

Songs from 1 January 1980 to 30 April 1983 (first third of the 1980s)
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474841

The Lit Playground CMNF Club thread
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474836

What do you think about my chapters about Melania and Ivanka thatI uploaded on Chyoa?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474821

It's between 2 AM and 4 AM where you live. What are you listening to?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1461880

My 600th post.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1474720

CMNF club
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1461593
Story Ideas

This will be my 502nd post
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1468576

It's the 1850s and you're witnessing a massive slave auction.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1461651

500th post
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1462867

Why does Lauren Southern, a Canadian, support Trump, who opposes NAFTA?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1462532

Hey conservatives, what percentage of Trump's bullshit do you actually believe?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1462478

Is Donald Trump a cuck?
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1461654

It is a place where women rule.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1461371
Story Ideas




and in Chyoa:

Melania Trump
https://chyoa.com/chapter/Melania-Trump.382835

Ivanka Trump
https://chyoa.com/chapter/Ivanka-Trump.389452

She did it for the Trump name. (She did it for Daddy)
https://chyoa.com/chapter/She-did-it-for-the-Trump-name--(She-did-it-for-Daddy).389453

The CMNF Club (my CHYOA experiment)
https://chyoa.com/story/The-CMNF-Club-(my-CHYOA-experiment).13945






more entertainment:

https://www.xvideos.com/video7831665/naked_woman_dances
Likely Russian lady doing cover of Marilyn Monroe's I want to be loved by you.
She's apparently wearing nothing but earrings and glasses.
3:05

https://xhamster.com/videos/4-sexy-kinky-russian-girls-hot-nude-dance-2-6008106
4 sexy kinky russian girls hot nude dance 2
dance to some sort of acoustic Russian rap song and then some Tom Jones Sex Bomb.
share a banana, some breast play, good genitalia shots
5:45

https://xhamster.com/videos/4-sexy-kinky-russian-girls-hot-nude-dance-4297467
4 sexy kinky russian girls hot nude dance
4:01
mostly to Tom Jones
Lots of bouncing tits in this one.

https://xhamster.com/videos/getting-naked-for-friends-at-party-3-3350618
Getting Naked for Friends at party 3
country
1:26

https://enf-cmnf.com/2012/11/nude-woman-dances-for-a-single-fully-clothed-male-spectator/
Nude woman dances for a single fully clothed male spectator
song sounds French
(can be downloaded as many on this site)
1:04

https://xhamster.com/videos/naked-dance-3262989
Naked Dance
outdoors, vintage
8:45

https://xhamster.com/videos/white-girls-naked-twerking-6369538
White girls naked twerking
some kind of rap music
3:52
her dance mate joins her around 1:44

https://xhamster.com/videos/fine-redbone-naked-twerk-5985740
Fine Redbone Naked TWERK
She wears a belly chain; I kinda like the rap song in it.
4:08

Dude, you're killing it.

Does your mother sever your Internet connection at 900 posts?

 

[RocketLauncher]

800

 

[RocketLauncher]

Well, that didn't last long.

 

[HisArpy]

Well, that didn't last long.

I think the trick to making is last longer is to slow down and enjoy the ride. But what do I know, I'm still new here.

 

[RocketLauncher]

I think the trick to making is last longer is to slow down and enjoy the ride. But what do I know, I'm still new here.

Slow down? Honey Child, I live in the fast lane.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Well, that didn't last long.

He was a proud member of the GB 750 Club yesterday. Everyone needs a goal.

 

[HisArpy]

Slow down? Honey Child, I live in the fast lane.

Member since 2015 with a total of 805 posts? That ain't even close to the definition of fast anything.

But you can do better. I'm sure BB can show you how to really get your post count up into the stratosphere almost overnight.

Of course he gets banned a lot, so you might want to take his posting techniques with a grain of salt.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Member since 2015 with a total of 805 posts? That ain't even close to the definition of fast anything.

But you can do better. I'm sure BB can show you how to really get your post count up into the stratosphere almost overnight.

Of course he gets banned a lot, so you might want to take his posting techniques with a grain of salt.

Some people get a slow start. Look at me.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Member since 2015 with a total of 805 posts? That ain't even close to the definition of fast anything.

But you can do better. I'm sure BB can show you how to really get your post count up into the stratosphere almost overnight.

Of course he gets banned a lot, so you might want to take his posting techniques with a grain of salt.

Lol. Word. But in my defense it's metaphorical not literal, in my mind I'm zooming.

BB? As in BBX45676896460? He's my hero. It's not often people with Tourettes are willing to put themselves out there and embrace their disability so courageously.

 

[HisArpy]

Some people get a slow start. Look at me.

Thank you but I'd rather not.

It's not that you aren't, uh, whatever you think, but I have enough problems staring myself in the face in the mornings.

But thanks for the invite anyway!

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

Slow down? Honey Child, I live in the fast lane.

*note to self: Rocket likes the fast pace*

 

[jezzilee]

*note to self: Rocket likes the fast pace*

30 seconds of thunder?

or

15 seconds of hot monkey sex (not with a monkey, that's just gross.)

 

[RocketLauncher]

*note to self: Rocket likes the fast pace*

And likes it rough, otherwise I wouldn't post here.

Missed you Chancey, you been stepping out on me?

 

[RocketLauncher]

30 seconds of thunder?

or

15 seconds of hot monkey sex (not with a monkey, that's just gross.)

30 seconds of thunder? You must mean Phrodeau aka Thunderballs.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Thank you but I'd rather not.

It's not that you aren't, uh, whatever you think, but I have enough problems staring myself in the face in the mornings.

But thanks for the invite anyway!

https://terminallance.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/GIF-gag-Jim-Carrey-Dumb-Dumber-GIF.gif

 

[HisArpy]

https://terminallance.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/GIF-gag-Jim-Carrey-Dumb-Dumber-GIF.gif

Aww, now my feelers are hurt.

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

30 seconds of thunder?

or

15 seconds of hot monkey sex (not with a monkey, that's just gross.)

How about 30 minutes of hot monkey sex.

And likes it rough, otherwise I wouldn't post here.

Missed you Chancey, you been stepping out on me?

Without tit pics, what's there to keep me loyal?

 

[RocketLauncher]

How about 30 minutes of hot monkey sex.



Without tit pics, what's there to keep me loyal?

Hmmm, I'm a technophobe so embedding pics ain't my strong suit. Prolly a good thing, I have a propensity towards aesthetically disturbing images.
Sigh, I suppose with your charm monogamy would be out of the question. Silly me.

K, my naivete is showing. Wth is hot monkey sex?!

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

*note to self: Rocket likes the fast pace*

*note to self: Star Wars dude wants Rocket to sit on his face.*

30 seconds of thunder?

or

15 seconds of hot monkey sex (not with a monkey, that's just gross.)

Yeah right? Not enough time in the day.

Aww, now my feelers are hurt.

Meanie. Just you wait. I'll tell someone.......I'll have to ask some lefties how to handle this.

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

Hmmm, I'm a technophobe so embedding pics ain't my strong suit. Prolly a good thing, I have a propensity towards aesthetically disturbing images.
Sigh, I suppose with your charm monogamy would be out of the question. Silly me.

K, my naivete is showing. Wth is hot monkey sex?!

Urban Dictionary to the rescue.

S'okay. I'm not sure you could handle my hot monkey sex.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Urban Dictionary to the rescue.

S'okay. I'm not sure you could handle my hot monkey sex.

Lol, I've never howled like a deranged monkey, we'll have work up to that level of intensity, but if anyone can make me purr like a kitty it'd be you.

 

[HisArpy]

Meanie. Just you wait. I'll tell someone.......I'll have to ask some lefties how to handle this.

They'll tell you "with your right hand".