Allow me to bare my soul to you fine people

I keep it pretty close to the chest online cuz none of your damn business but since I already let this cat out of the bag I guess I should update...

I've fucked up. I've fucked up bad. This is the same level of bad as my on screen death and subsequent Wilhelm scream.
It's entirely possible I'm going to have a very angry husband/exhusband to deal with.
Everyone said "don't do it, Boba. " Not just here, at the bar, at work, on a couple other boards. "Don't do it, man. Bad things will happen."

Fuck a duck.

And good for you to make the attempt. You ain't the only one who learns things the hard way. Trying to stay a man and be true to yourself is what matters most. You really have no one to answer to but yourself and whomever you feel you should make amendments to.

Life's too short to please every dumb ass in the world.
 
I keep it pretty close to the chest online cuz none of your damn business but since I already let this cat out of the bag I guess I should update...

I've fucked up. I've fucked up bad. This is the same level of bad as my on screen death and subsequent Wilhelm scream.
It's entirely possible I'm going to have a very angry husband/exhusband to deal with.
Everyone said "don't do it, Boba. " Not just here, at the bar, at work, on a couple other boards. "Don't do it, man. Bad things will happen."

Fuck a duck.

Actions have consequences.
 
Jesus. I think I'm sheltered from this sort of objectification because I work with decent, educated, thoughtful people. I even sometimes think some women journalists are exaggerating, because I haven't seen or heard this sort of thing in decades. Stupid, I know, because it is unlikely to happen around me.

Then I read something like the above. I wonder if she knows this is what you think of her?

I wonder if you know I don't really give a shit. Sort of the point of the thread.
 
Jesus. I think I'm sheltered from this sort of objectification because I work with decent, educated, thoughtful people. I even sometimes think some women journalists are exaggerating, because I haven't seen or heard this sort of thing in decades. Stupid, I know, because it is unlikely to happen around me.

Then I read something like the above. I wonder if she knows this is what you think of her?

We come in all shapes and sizes.
 
Yes but it really is good pussy. Part of me thinks it's worth it. The other part of me is finding the keys to the gun safe just in case.

Goes back to me saying don't be a dick and be thinking with your dick.

Des has a point however. Risking so much, borrowing so much trouble, for what you refer to as "really good pussy" seems to be very foolish. I mean, surely by now you would realize the value of self control? Or you just like drama. Which if that is the case, well you're just one bad decision after the next waiting to happen. That would get very tiring very quickly.
 
So good, that now she wants to leave her husband for you? :rolleyes:

Don't buy the story. Sorry.

Nah, she was being that way before it even got offline. I knew what I was getting into, it's my bad. I didn't think the husband would find out tho. It's an issue.
 
" Originally Posted by FGB View Post
You are talking about poking some fun at her and she will get serious about it.

What could possibly go wrong?

Stalking, death..lawsuit, what about her man now? Are you ready to go through that hassle?

I don't know man but when your dick is not hard what are you thinking?
Holy fuck dude. That's like a worst case scenario I'd say."
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" Originally Posted by BobaFetaCheese View Post
Holy fuck dude. That's like a worst case scenario I'd say.
Been there done most of that.

One of my nicknames is TROUBLE.

Amazing how simple choices can start so much shit!

When you are somewhere you are not supposed to be, doing something you are not supposed to be doing ...with someone you are not supposed to be doing it with.

That is how a person gets into deep shit ... wear high boots and watch your back!"


I have been around awhile and along the way I did learn a few hard lessons!:D


I am going to call this one NAILED!:)
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Nah, she was being that way before it even got offline. I knew what I was getting into, it's my bad. I didn't think the husband would find out tho. It's an issue.

"When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who."
 
I don't think he'll bother me, I'm too far away but gonna take precautions for a bit just in case.
Fuckin told her husband. Who does that shit?
 
I don't think he'll bother me, I'm too far away but gonna take precautions for a bit just in case.
Fuckin told her husband. Who does that shit?

Dude!

"Bitches Be Crazy" is a saying for a reason!

She got some dick... Blamed the whole thing on you and Jackass sucked it up!

Live and learn!
 
Some married chick has been chatting me up for awhile now and she swiped my number from her work. She starts with some flirty texts and wants to hang out. Throughout the next few texts, she states that her man is deployed for 7 months and she is "free of the ball and chain". Then she says she's a big flirt and she's not "DTF". I'm like, you stole my number, flirt with me, tell me that you want to hang out and your man is gone for 7 months but you're "not down to fuck" :rolleyes:

Sunsets? Long walks on the beach? :eek:
 
Some married chick has been chatting me up for awhile now and she swiped my number from her work. She starts with some flirty texts and wants to hang out. Throughout the next few texts, she states that her man is deployed for 7 months and she is "free of the ball and chain". Then she says she's a big flirt and she's not "DTF". I'm like, you stole my number, flirt with me, tell me that you want to hang out and your man is gone for 7 months but you're "not down to fuck" :rolleyes:

Sunsets? Long walks on the beach? :eek:

We're all just hanging around here to watch you go through your next failed "relationship". :)
 
Right? :eek:

I take it all back, Bob. I had no idea your cock was part of an emergency medical procedure. But were there no other ways of getting the canine mucus out of her?

Form follows function. The bellend serves a purpose.
 
I keep it pretty close to the chest online cuz none of your damn business but since I already let this cat out of the bag I guess I should update...

I've fucked up. I've fucked up bad. This is the same level of bad as my on screen death and subsequent Wilhelm scream.
It's entirely possible I'm going to have a very angry husband/exhusband to deal with.
Everyone said "don't do it, Boba. " Not just here, at the bar, at work, on a couple other boards. "Don't do it, man. Bad things will happen."

Fuck a duck.

I told you so. :mad: Why does no one listen to my advice? sorry trying to lighten the mood but damn I hope you get out of this scrape without getting your ass handed to you. Next time maybe you will ignore your dick and avoid the fall out.

The grass is greener till the husband decides to give you a free haircut. ;)
 
Hey, won't you play another
Somebody done somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home
While I miss my baby, while I miss my baby.
 
Hey, won't you play another
Somebody done somebody wrong song
And make me feel at home
While I miss my baby, while I miss my baby.

For the record she's the one that done somebody wrong. I just sorta encouraged it a little. Ok a lot.
 
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