If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[Taegul]

Jam session

I'll bring the peanut butter and we can feast on PB&J sammiches.

 

[PetiteMolly]

He would be bamboozled by the creativity of my challenging Easter egg hunt!

 

[Taegul]

He would be bamboozled by the creativity of my challenging Easter egg hunt!

Once I've found all the eggs, we can throw them at the island cannibals and giggle. I'm sure they won't get upset...

 

[papadoc19]

Drunken frisbee

 

[Taegul]

Drunken frisbee

Might as well build a Frisbee golf course then.

 

[JerseyJade]

Might as well build a Frisbee golf course then.

He can give me swimming lessons.

 

[VanGogh66]

He can give me swimming lessons.

I wouldn't mind being stranded forever

 

[Taegul]

I'd sell him to the island cannibals for some coconuts and a cellphone.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I'd make him my beach "boy" and have him serve me!

 

[Plane_Guy]

I'd make him my beach "boy" and have him serve me!

With a moniker like that, I doubt I'd go hungry.

 

[HBergeron]

How could we be stuck? He's got a plane! (Unless we crashed it getting here)
I guess we go look for island girls in grass skirts - or try to fix the plane... fuck it - island girls!!!

 

[Taegul]

I'll pay him in seashells for some guitar lessons.

 

[lurkingguy1978]

I'll pay him in seashells for some guitar lessons.

I would ask to borrow his sunglasses

 

[HBergeron]

Most likely, wouldn't know he was there at first, because he'd probably be lurking.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Most likely, wouldn't know he was there at first, because he'd probably be lurking.

I'd tackle hug him every day. Let him know he is appreciated. Keep his hair cornrowed. Cook whatever he finds for me to prepare for him possibly rape him a time or two but he'd probably let me

 

[HBergeron]

I'd tackle hug him every day. Let him know he is appreciated. Keep his hair cornrowed. Cook whatever he finds for me to prepare for him possibly rape him a time or two but he'd probably let me

I would put up stupid, pretend resistance... you can't rape the willing...

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I would put up stupid, pretend resistance... you can't rape the willing...

 

[HBergeron]

I've got a banana skirt waiting for you, just like Josephine's

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I've got a banana skirt waiting for you, just like Josephine's

Rooooooowwwrrrrr....I'm a coming! Yayus!!!!

 

[HBergeron]

Rooooooowwwrrrrr....I'm a coming! Yayus!!!!

Let's dance! (mostly you...)
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[Deleted member 3041612]

Let's dance! (mostly you...)
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Of course I've got to drop it like it's hot too. Update the dance just a tad bit. Show off the bubble in the back...

 

[HBergeron]

Of course I've got to drop it like it's hot too. Update the dance just a tad bit. Show off the bubble in the back...

I'll just sit back and sing
"Workin' on banana boat, all day long
Day-oh Da-a-ay-oh"

 

[snexxer]

Sit here wishing the lady of the island would return.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sit here wishing the lady of the island would return.

*Hugs you* but willing to move out the way, build a raft and go because your woman is special to youand she's very sweet.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

*Hugs you* but willing to move out the way, build a raft and go because your woman is special to youand she's very sweet.

I'd be disappointed that she's straight.