(M) Back again. 1 year, ~5 lbs, and some extra hair later

Anyhow, ignore the pasty whiteness. Sunglasses may be a good idea.
If you like any of my *cough* content let me know.
Give me some ideas, because it may have been over a year since I've been here, but I am still unimaginative.
Or just creep and lurk ;)
 
Or message me your requests,
I won't tell anyone how weird you are.

Scouts honor.
Post shower
 
You’re almost as much of a tease as I am.

I like what I’m seeing - very handsome!
 
I don't know about that, but I wouldn't get used to it. ;)
Soon as I figure out how to use imgur it's nonstop uncomfortable close ups of my junk.

You’re almost as much of a tease as I am.

I like what I’m seeing - very handsome!
 
mmm. very nice, and I like the extra hair. since you asked. I will take a side or back view please. oh and jeans. Thanks. (I'll wear my weird right out in the open if/when I go there)
 
I’ll take those too ; )
Oh no, she called my bluff D:
Now I have to take one.

mmm. very nice, and I like the extra hair. since you asked. I will take a side or back view please. oh and jeans. Thanks. (I'll wear my weird right out in the open if/when I go there)
I'm just glad the chest hair evened out :p
Might have to break out the jeans this afternoon.

Wonderful photos. :rose:
Thank you, hopefully they just get better.
 
Lol, I suppose 28 is young. Guess I have a few more years before crisis buying a motorcycle.

oh yes, hell, you probably have at least 10 years. It is not like I currently have a tab of local motorcycles for sale open right now. ok maybe I do, but I also have a tab for t-shirts, one for tassels, one for nipple clamps, one for lit, and one with a gif of a guy in a giant dick costume riding a bike...not sure how those factor into the level of my midlife crisis. I'd still totally rock the motorcycle though.

Anyway, please share more (i'll be over here continuing with the cougar thing I've got going.)
 
Oh goody! WB!

I'd like to vote for jeans pics as well.......On, off, piled on the floor....what ever......;)
 
Enjoy your poorly taken jean pictures. I hadn't realized till just now that most of my actual pants are for work.

Still trying to figure out how nsfw things are getting today
[Edit] they aren't bad because I didn't try,
they are bad because I am bad at photos.
 
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I swear I'll get to the jeans. I'm just too busy being lazy on the couch.

Enjoy your poorly taken jean pictures. I hadn't realized till just now that most of my actual pants are for work.

Mine too. I have more scrubs than actual clothes at this point.

Still trying to figure out how nsfw things are getting today
[Edit] they aren't bad because I didn't try,
they are bad because I am bad at photos.

Bad? What bad? Not bad at all.

Step one. Remove pants.

Are you ever getting to step two? I am enjoying the show though, so take your time.
 
I'm just saying, I shouldn't quit my day job. I'm no (insert famous photographer)

Step two, fully remove pants
 
I'm just saying, I shouldn't quit my day job. I'm no (insert famous photographer)

Step two, fully remove pants



No, but you’d do okay I think.


Honestly not to be a perve but these were nice and they brightened up my night a bit. Your wit is just as attractive as what’s in these photos.
 
No, but you’d do okay I think.


Honestly not to be a perve but these were nice and they brightened up my night a bit. Your wit is just as attractive as what’s in these photos.

You are honestly too kind, thank you.

But I had an idea, ready for the warm up round?
This small north American vertebrate eats thousands of ticks a year and is immune to many diseases, including rabies. For a reward, what is this animal? (No cheating, I'll probably find out)
 
Enjoy your poorly taken jean pictures. I hadn't realized till just now that most of my actual pants are for work.

Still trying to figure out how nsfw things are getting today
[Edit] they aren't bad because I didn't try,
they are bad because I am bad at photos.

well thanks, I am enjoying. and I don't think they are poorly taken, but when I think mine are, I just blame my piece of crap phone (well it is a samsung J3, so it is valid). It is all the phones fault, poor lighting, bad angles, looking chubby, it is all the phone.

Step one. Remove pants.

oh, I like step one.

I'm just saying, I shouldn't quit my day job. I'm no (insert famous photographer)

Step two, fully remove pants

mmmm.

I am not a patient man. :rolleyes:
nice and lol.
 
well thanks, I am enjoying. and I don't think they are poorly taken, but when I think mine are, I just blame my piece of crap phone (well it is a samsung J3, so it is valid). It is all the phones fault, poor lighting, bad angles, looking chubby, it is all the phone.

I had a Sony Ericsson slider till like 4 years ago. I remember the struggle.
Lol, If I ever have a non waterproof phone again I'm in trouble.
I swear it's not for watching porn in the shower :cool:

Pro tip- use a heavy glass cup as a phone stand and hope it's at the right height.
 
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