Knife Control in London

[OldJourno]

That'll solve the problem!


https://www.dailywire.com/news/29179/londons-mayor-declares-intense-new-knife-control-emily-zanotti

 

[OldJourno]

I'm hearing much of the knife violence is black on black. Any Londoners here who can confirm or deny?

 

[OldJourno]

Personally, I find knife fighting to be abhorrent. Maybe we can round up some spare weapons and ammo and ship it to the London gangs and show those weenie Brits what neighborhood violence really looks like.
Why should Chicago have all the fun?
It's the Rahm and Kahn Show!

 

[Que]

Are they using high-capacity, rapid-fire blades?

Also: could you take a peek at your style guide? Voice-to-text assumes high-capacity requires a hyphen and rapid-fire does not?

Naturally, when I posted the query above it suddenly decided rapid fire requires the hyphen that I added manually above that. It appears that it doesn't know either and just simply alternates between each time you use the phrase rapid fire.

 

[Rightguide]

I'm hearing much of the knife violence is black on black. Any Londoners here who can confirm or deny?

It's a favored weapon of the Muslim as well.

 

[thør]

Ban those knives!

 

[eyerphobia]

From "No one needs an AR-15" to "No one needs a gun" to "No one needs a knife".

 

[Hypoxia]

Bludgeoning folks to death with raw broccoli can take years. I saw that in the National Enquirer. If you're in a hurry, use an icepick. If no hurry, feed them tainted broccoli.

 

[todski28]

Does any one mind if i copy this to the gun control thread in politics I made a passing comment regarding knife violence coming when guns are gone and this is too timely and hilariously apt for me to not copy a link

 

[Que]

Ban those knives!

. . and grinders.

...and abrasive sidewalks.

Nobody needs a weapon-of-warfare knife; they are designed for killing.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Roughly 3 mil in Chicago and 9 mil in London, similar to the population of New York, yet London has only had 7 people shot to death in 2018. Bring on strict knife laws.

 

[Aglaopheme]

It’s absolutely crazy that elected officials would aim to make it more difficult to kill people.

 

[BotanyBoy]

So when do we start banning pools, buckets, bath tubs and all sporting equipment?

Bats, billiards, golf, baseball, tennis.....CARS! Them mother fuckers need to be banned too!

Fuckin' vending machines......if it saves just one life!

MANDATORY BUBBLES FOR EVERYONE!!!
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9a/19/dd/9a19dd4ccd4dc82cceff7a2d5d1c97f6.jpg

 

[Aglaopheme]

So when do we start banning pools, buckets, bath tubs and all sporting equipment?

CARS! Them mother fuckers need to be banned too!

Fuckin' vending machines......if it saves just one life!

Okay, I’m all for banning vending machines, and all of the above, if you try and penetrate my body with one.

 

[todski28]

It’s absolutely crazy that elected officials would aim to make it more difficult to kill people.

Its absolutely crazy that we treat grown adults like infantalized children......

Dont worry helicopter mom the government will save us all from our own stupidity and increased government power never goes awry......

 

[todski28]

Okay, I’m all for banning vending machines, and all of the above, if you try and penetrate my body with one.

Shouldnt that post be in the kink thread

 

[BotanyBoy]

And the ASSAULT toasters....
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/21/57/d321574c18081823b407dfd8596f0956.gif

Nobody NEEDS that many carbs in their life...they must be banned.

High capacity models especially!
http://popsych.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bill-murray-toaster-bathtub.jpg

If you need to toast more than 2 pieces of bread at a time you're just compensating for your small penis!!!!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Its absolutely crazy that we treat grown adults like infantalized children......

Dont worry helicopter mom the government will save us all from our own stupidity and increased government power never goes awry......

You’re right! You get a gun!

https://media1.giphy.com/media/gqZLwdikMiJqg/giphy.gif

 

[todski28]

You’re right! You get a gun!

https://media1.giphy.com/media/gqZLwdikMiJqg/giphy.gif

Brilliant saving that gif

 

[Hypoxia]

It’s absolutely crazy that elected officials would aim to make it more difficult to kill people.

Fortunately, Team Tromp is fixing that. Soon every Amerikkkan will be free to shoot, stab, bludgeon, poison, irradiate, stir-fry, strangle, eviscerate, drown, gas, immolate, crush, explode, overwork, or freeze solid anyone, everyone. I'll start with the neighbors and a Molotov cocktail. Who's next?

Broccoli can be deadly in long-term bludgeonings. Ban broccoli for humanity's sake.

 

[Aglaopheme]

And the ASSAULT toasters....
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/21/57/d321574c18081823b407dfd8596f0956.gif

Nobody NEEDS that many carbs in their life...they must be banned.

High capacity models especially!
http://popsych.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bill-murray-toaster-bathtub.jpg

If you need to toast more than 2 pieces of bread at a time you're just compensating for your small penis!!!!

Yes! Do it!

Which do you think is more likely to kill you? A toaster or Islamic extremist terrorism? The answer may surprise you.

Security guru Bruce Schneier has written a piece entitled Terrorism in the U.S. Since 9/11. As a critic of the excesses of the United States of America’s response to the events of September 11, 2001, Schneier compares the spending on anti-terrorism with the number of lives saved.

In my opinion, the most interesting part was where he refers to a Comparison of Annual Fatality Risks published deep inside Hardly Existential: Terrorism as a Hazard to Human Life by John Mueller and Mark G. Stewart:



You have a 1 in 1,500,000 chance of being killed by a home appliance every year in the United States, but only a 1 in 3,500,000 chance of being killed by terrorism.

Wait though, how many of them are murdered by toasters?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Okay, I’m all for banning vending machines, and all of the above, if you try and penetrate my body with one.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/c79d00c280b0ab5abf1e3844dca772db/tenor.gif?itemid=9684526

You’re right! You get a gun!

https://media1.giphy.com/media/gqZLwdikMiJqg/giphy.gif

Let's soak 'em all!

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http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk65ssZQbM1qdaaw6o1_500.gif

 

[BotanyBoy]

Okay, I’m all for banning vending machines, and all of the above, if you try and penetrate my body with one.

Other people have killed with them.

I don't have to penetrate a person to kill them.

Why not ban all the deadly things???

Lead pipes....pressure/rice cookers....most household chemicals, sanitation can be dangerous!!! You must hire government licensed toilet scrubbers because some asshole/moron hundreds if not thousands of miles away fucked up or came unglued so the government decided you're too stupid to do it yourself. Now any time you want a clean shitter that's an 80 dollar service call fee + 120/hr with a minimum of a one hour charge....plus tax of course.

At what point do we stop banning anything and everything because it's scary and can hurt people?

Where do YOU personally draw the legal line in how far the government restricts/prohibits/controls it's people in order to protect people from known-unkown threats/crazy and or their own stupidity?

Personally I think we should keep everyone but government officials in padded rooms and government camps. All males should be castrated at birth though because they could be rapist.

Women have a propensity for poison people so we can't allow any females any access to any dangerous chemicals. Male doctors and pharmacists only from now on.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Other people have killed with them.

I don't have to penetrate a person to kill them.

Why not ban all the deadly things???

Lead pipes....pressure/rice cookers....most household chemicals, sanitation can be dangerous!!! You must hire government licensed toilet scrubbers because some asshole/moron hundreds if not thousands of miles away fucked up or came unglued so the government decided you're too stupid to do it yourself. Now any time you want a clean shitter that's an 80 dollar service call fee + 120/hr with a minimum of a one hour charge....plus tax of course.

At what point do we stop banning anything and everything a nut job or an evil fucker use to do horrible things?

Where do YOU personally draw the legal line in how far the government restricts/prohibits/controls it's people in order to protect people from known-unkown threats/crazy and or their own stupidity?

Let’s see, I’ve an inkling to off you. Perhaps my belongings will become collectibles down to the road. What is the first tool that comes to mind? My rice cooker? No. My toilet brush? Not really.

Not everything that can be dangerous rises to the status of an actual weapon.

I know you can see the difference of something made to inflict harm, and inflict it does, and a handy tool in the moment.

Hey, link me to the last mass murder by toaster.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Thousands die from choking every year.....
https://media.giphy.com/media/l4FGomWEnxS1uv2Ok/giphy.gif

BAN SOLID FOOD!!!!

It's too dangerous for civilians!