Why does anyone NEED an assault abortion?

How am I supposed to defend myself from Missispi baptists intending to kill me for being an atheist without a box of aborted zygotes to throw at them?

You have no right to tell me I can't own assault abortions if I want to, its for self defence only.
 
You don't get to own women or control women's bodies, traitor. Not even impoverished North Korean women gifted to you by Kim for your treason. Give up.
 
You don't get to own women or control their bodies, traitor.

Democrats were the ones that originally wrote legislation that you COULD both own women and their bodies (Jim Crow laws), so long as they were black.
 
How am I supposed to defend myself from Missispi baptists intending to kill me for being an atheist without a box of aborted zygotes to throw at them?

You have no right to tell me I can't own assault abortions if I want to, its for self defence only.

Hahahahahahahaha for me this is the quote of my day :D
 
You don't get to own women or control women's bodies, traitor. Not even impoverished North Korean women gifted to you by Kim for your treason. Give up.

Now I agree with the fundamental rules of abortion i.e. womans body, womans choice, the woman bears all the physical risks and is more often than not the one that is given custody of the child.

But somewhere in here there has to be a look at the choices that are being made regarding contraception. Fuck i aint that smart and even I understand the fundamentals that if i stick my dick in my wife and dont pull out there may be a child meaning she has the full responsibility of raising the child. Now having a child you resent because you were forced to have it..... well thats not going tp be productive for mother, child or society

However abortion as a cure is pretty fucked when theres a pretty easy preventative, providing it is a concenting sexual encounter
 
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The 2nd Amendment guarantees women the right to bear arms in self-defense against womb intruders.
 
The 2nd Amendment guarantees women the right to bear arms in self-defense against womb intruders.
Naw, the 2nd-Amendment solution would be to arm all zygotes with mini-Uzis. Alas, most zygotes never make it to term, miscarrying along the way, so we'll have vast piles of unused mini-Uzis clogging public and private drainage systems.

Of course miniature anti-tyrannical self-protective firearms can't be issued until a zygote is known to exist. Thus all human females of potentially child-bearing age (about 7 to 77 years now) must be implanted with uterine pregnancy monitors, and signal LEDs set in earlobes like gems. If the light glows red, she's preggers, and taboo; isolate her. If the light burns steadily green, fuck-er. And if a red light turns green, execute her for pre-infanticide.

There's no "equal protection" for zygotes without the monitoring system. Have fundy jeezoids or other cretinists developed such a system yet? No? What lazy shits...
 
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