Bdsm out takes. When laughter takes over.

SalvDali

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So I tend to listen to Pandora when we play. A while back I had her tied down and was using the magic wand when “Good vibrations” starts playing and well we both lost it and went into hysterical laughter.

Had a few hahaha moments like this but that’s the one I recall the most. Anyone else have som funny moments to share?
 
Queefing in the midst of mindblowing sex....I lose it every time like a couple of 9 yr olds farting in the back of a classroom. It starts as snickering and just keeps growing until I'm almost snorting with laughter.
 
Queefing in the midst of mindblowing sex....I lose it every time like a couple of 9 yr olds farting in the back of a classroom. It starts as snickering and just keeps growing until I'm almost snorting with laughter.

Would you believe I'm the designated "the talk" giver in my neck of the woods before a woman gets married ( really conservative area) ... I make sure to explain the HIGH likelihood of that if changing positions because I remember being MORTIFIED the first time that happened. :eek:

Hmmm... Playing with my first Dom he had brought an outfit and asked me to roleplay Annette... I killed the mood and severely disappointed him when I had no clue who that was.
Happened to be the same occasion the hotel clerk made a comment about how nice it was to see a granddaughter with her grandad... I rolled with it... Pi**ed him off royally. Whoops!
 
Would you believe I'm the designated "the talk" giver in my neck of the woods before a woman gets married ( really conservative area) ... I make sure to explain the HIGH likelihood of that if changing positions because I remember being MORTIFIED the first time that happened. :eek:

Hmmm... Playing with my first Dom he had brought an outfit and asked me to roleplay Annette... I killed the mood and severely disappointed him when I had no clue who that was.
Happened to be the same occasion the hotel clerk made a comment about how nice it was to see a granddaughter with her grandad... I rolled with it... Pi**ed him off royally. Whoops!

Annette Funicello?
 
Queefing in the midst of mindblowing sex....I lose it every time like a couple of 9 yr olds farting in the back of a classroom. It starts as snickering and just keeps growing until I'm almost snorting with laughter.

Hahaha. This always makes me laugh. She was riding me once really hard and farted. She wanted to crawl under a rock she was so embarrassed but I just laughed and flipped her over and finished what she started.
 
Back in the day, my nose was pierced with a little post.

I was worshiping cock like the eager beaver I am. The post got caught up in his pubic hair.

He was deep in the throes of my magical mouth :rolleyes: so I didn't want to harsh his mellow by yanking on his pubic hair, but my rhythm got thrown wayyyy off.

At some point, it must've seemed like I was picking my nose as I tried to multi-task by stroking him and then maneuvering my post.

It was finally untangled and he was never the wiser.

What a champ!
 
My lady-love was tied spread-eagled to the bed. For some reason that I can't remember, I had to step into the next room for a moment. Maybe getting a glass of water for her or me? Something like that.

The dog, who'd been peacefully minding his own business elsewhere in the house, charged into the room, leapt onto the bed, licked her face all over (yes, her face), and then ran away again, all in a few seconds. The outraged helpless squeals were something to hear, and by the time I rushed back in he was gone.
 
Back in the day, my nose was pierced with a little post.

I was worshiping cock like the eager beaver I am. The post got caught up in his pubic hair.

He was deep in the throes of my magical mouth :rolleyes: so I didn't want to harsh his mellow by yanking on his pubic hair, but my rhythm got thrown wayyyy off.

At some point, it must've seemed like I was picking my nose as I tried to multi-task by stroking him and then maneuvering my post.

It was finally untangled and he was never the wiser.

What a champ!

Omg! The visuals have me in stiches!...:cattail:
 
My lady-love was tied spread-eagled to the bed. For some reason that I can't remember, I had to step into the next room for a moment. Maybe getting a glass of water for her or me? Something like that.

The dog, who'd been peacefully minding his own business elsewhere in the house, charged into the room, leapt onto the bed, licked her face all over (yes, her face), and then ran away again, all in a few seconds. The outraged helpless squeals were something to hear, and by the time I rushed back in he was gone.

New meaning to"doggie style" :D...:cattail:
 
My lady-love was tied spread-eagled to the bed. For some reason that I can't remember, I had to step into the next room for a moment. Maybe getting a glass of water for her or me? Something like that.

The dog, who'd been peacefully minding his own business elsewhere in the house, charged into the room, leapt onto the bed, licked her face all over (yes, her face), and then ran away again, all in a few seconds. The outraged helpless squeals were something to hear, and by the time I rushed back in he was gone.

thank goodness the face!!!!

:cattail:
 
Back in the day, my nose was pierced with a little post.

I was worshiping cock like the eager beaver I am. The post got caught up in his pubic hair.

He was deep in the throes of my magical mouth :rolleyes: so I didn't want to harsh his mellow by yanking on his pubic hair, but my rhythm got thrown wayyyy off.

At some point, it must've seemed like I was picking my nose as I tried to multi-task by stroking him and then maneuvering my post.

It was finally untangled and he was never the wiser.

What a champ!



That's talent!
 
;)
Annette Funicello?

Late reply is late: yes, apparently. Like I said, severely disappointed him that he had to explain who it was, and then even that didn't really help. Can't roleplay a character you've never seen. ... He was so excited too! Then the face of "I am disappoint". Poor thing. It didn't help that it was *right* after the clerk. I still laugh when I remember the look of " oh you are so dead" on his face. I'm not usually a brat either, it was just too good to pass up.
 
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