Hello from London!

[AlliaPotestas]

Diego Velazquez meets the Easter bunny.

My body is not quite a Velazquez...

If I were being kind to myself, I might suggest Rubenesque but Lucian Freud’s paintings of Benefits Officer Sue Tilley sleeping might be closer to the truth..

I had to google sassenach does the 16 represent something or were there 15 others?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

My body is not quite a Velazquez...

If I were being kind to myself, I might suggest Rubenesque but Lucian Freud’s paintings of Benefits Officer Sue Tilley sleeping might be closer to the truth..

I had to google sassenach does the 16 represent something or were there 15 others?

If you were really being kind to yourself, you'd get your vision checked, beautiful. You are a little on the thin side of Rubens. You'll get no complaints from me.

16 is just a special number. As for sassenach...American of eastern european heritage but 13 years of Catholic school with Irish nuns, then four years of college with Scottish Presbyterian heritage. We had a school tartan and highland pipes, drums, and dancers with the marching band. So, great appreciation for all things Hibernian and Caledonian. Outlander (books and show) is one of my guilty pleasures.

I'll admit, I googled your screen name as well.

 

[The_gladiator]

If you were really being kind to yourself, you'd get your vision checked, beautiful. You are a little on the thin side of Rubens. You'll get no complaints from me.

16 is just a special number. As for sassenach...American of eastern european heritage but 13 years of Catholic school with Irish nuns, then four years of college with Scottish Presbyterian heritage. We had a school tartan and highland pipes, drums, and dancers with the marching band. So, great appreciation for all things Hibernian and Caledonian. Outlander (books and show) is one of my guilty pleasures.

I'll admit, I googled your screen name as well.

Y'all are way less lazy than I am. I wouldn't have even thought to google them.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

If you were really being kind to yourself, you'd get your vision checked, beautiful. You are a little on the thin side of Rubens. You'll get no complaints from me.

16 is just a special number. As for sassenach...American of eastern european heritage but 13 years of Catholic school with Irish nuns, then four years of college with Scottish Presbyterian heritage. We had a school tartan and highland pipes, drums, and dancers with the marching band. So, great appreciation for all things Hibernian and Caledonian. Outlander (books and show) is one of my guilty pleasures.

I'll admit, I googled your screen name as well.

I didn’t know if I was supposed to be offended at the username since it is derogatory to the English... I’m not since nationalities are only an accident of birth and borders just a manmade concept... (and I happen to have more Irish blood than English but that’s besides the point)

Congratulations on surving the Irish nuns - bunch of mean motherfuckers (and before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, I was raised Catholic, it’s pretty ugly up close...). Or are Irish nuns different in the US?

Y'all are way less lazy than I am. I wouldn't have even thought to google them.

You should have definitely googled Allia - she may get on well with a gladiator

If you are too lazy to google, there is an explanation at the start of my thread (although that’s no quicker than googling...)

 

[The_gladiator]

I didn’t know if I was supposed to be offended at the username since it is derogatory to the English... I’m not since nationalities are only an accident of birth and borders just a manmade concept... (and I happen to have more Irish blood than English but that’s besides the point)

Congratulations on surving the Irish nuns - bunch of mean motherfuckers (and before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, I was raised Catholic, it’s pretty ugly up close...). Or are Irish nuns different in the US?



You should have definitely googled Allia - she may get on well with a gladiator

If you are too lazy to google, there is an explanation at the start of my thread (although that’s no quicker than googling...)

I'd actually not gone to your thread directly so never read the first post. I skimmed some of your posts in your post history but since it's a picture thread and I can't see pictures I never went to it directly.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I'd actually not gone to your thread directly so never read the first post. I skimmed some of your posts in your post history but since it's a picture thread and I can't see pictures I never went to it directly.

How come you can’t see pictures? I’ve gone to all the trouble of crucifixing myself for Easter Sunday and some people can’t even see them...

 

[The_gladiator]

How come you can’t see pictures? I’ve gone to all the trouble of crucifixing myself for Easter Sunday and some people can’t even see them...

Some of us are just not lucky enough to experience your beauty with our eyes. Don't worry, I get the loveliness of your personality though.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Some of us are just not lucky enough to experience your beauty with our eyes. Don't worry, I get the loveliness of your personality though.

I need to think before I type a bit more

I can start describing my pics for you but having just done so in a PM and realising how weird my “very silly crucifixion pic is me on a super imposed cross in a short black nightie, with one tit hanging out and a big rabbit head obscuring my face” sounds - maybe not a good idea (or maybe it is, would it rein me in or encourage me? )

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I need to think before I type a bit more

I can start describing my pics for you but having just done so in a PM and realising how weird my “very silly crucifixion pic is me on a super imposed cross in a short black nightie, with one tit hanging out and a big rabbit head obscuring my face” sounds - maybe not a good idea (or maybe it is, would it rein me in or encourage me? )

Wearing a pipe and erudite expression "it's a criticism of modern arts sell out to capitalist interpretation of a nervous celebrity chefs interpretation of the classic hot crisscrossed bun"

But seriously no pictures? How do you wank?

But seriously go to Rome... (We've done this right?)

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I need to think before I type a bit more

I can start describing my pics for you but having just done so in a PM and realising how weird my “very silly crucifixion pic is me on a super imposed cross in a short black nightie, with one tit hanging out and a big rabbit head obscuring my face” sounds - maybe not a good idea (or maybe it is, would it rein me in or encourage me? )

Encouraged encourage encounter encouragement... I'm on predicted text

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Wearing a pipe and erudite expression "it's a criticism of modern arts sell out to capitalist interpretation of a nervous celebrity chefs interpretation of the classic hot crisscrossed bun"

But seriously no pictures? How do you wank?

But seriously go to Rome... (We've done this right?)

I imagine he wanks with his hands like the rest of us... well not like me, I wank with a wacking great ‘greedy girl’ rabbit vibe because it was free and I can’t resist a freebie... but like most people anywhos....

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I imagine he wanks with his hands like the rest of us... well not like me, I wank with a wacking great ‘greedy girl’ rabbit vibe because it was free and I can’t resist a freebie... but like most people anywhos....

I'm being educated in the ways of 'eggs' on the toys thread...

Like a rubber doll, without the emotional attachment...

And personally I'd like to be a Hitachi wand woman... And no I've never.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I'm being educated in the ways of 'eggs' on the toys thread...

Like a rubber doll, without the emotional attachment...

And personally I'd like to be a Hitachi wand woman... And no I've never.

The wand’s too much... can’t do it on my own, not for long anyway - need a more persuasive extra pair of hands when the wand comes out...

 

[AngelicaS1780]

No offense intended

I didn’t know if I was supposed to be offended at the username since it is derogatory to the English... I’m not since nationalities are only an accident of birth and borders just a manmade concept... (and I happen to have more Irish blood than English but that’s besides the point)

Absolutely no offense was meant. Either to you, the OP, or anyone else of English birth who may be reading. In Outlander, the word, while initially used in a negative fashion, becomes a term of endearment. For myself, I feel like it has the significance of someone who is an outsider, or who doesn't necessarily belong in the place to which they feel drawn. More of a flow to it than "Daft Yank."


Congratulations on surving the Irish nuns - bunch of mean motherfuckers (and before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, I was raised Catholic, it’s pretty ugly up close...). Or are Irish nuns different in the US?

Handful of kind ones, handful of mean motherfuckers who weren't afraid to leave a mark on you.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I didn’t know if I was supposed to be offended at the username since it is derogatory to the English... I’m not since nationalities are only an accident of birth and borders just a manmade concept... (and I happen to have more Irish blood than English but that’s besides the point)

Absolutely no offense was meant. Either to you, the OP, or anyone else of English birth who may be reading. In Outlander, the word, while initially used in a negative fashion, becomes a term of endearment. For myself, I feel like it has the significance of someone who is an outsider, or who doesn't necessarily belong in the place to which they feel drawn. More of a flow to it than "Daft Yank."


Congratulations on surving the Irish nuns - bunch of mean motherfuckers (and before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, I was raised Catholic, it’s pretty ugly up close...). Or are Irish nuns different in the US?

Handful of kind ones, handful of mean motherfuckers who weren't afraid to leave a mark on you.

No offence taken - you’ve given me a new word, I love new words

Welcome to the OP’s thread, I am still hoping he reappears and we can find him a playmate, because I chatted to him and he is quite lovely. In the meantime we are generously keeping the thread warm for him,

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Is that the only thing being kept warm... Aye!?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Is that the only thing being kept warm... Aye!?

It is

My toes are cold but I cant be arsed moving to cover them up - I think that might be the ultimate laziness... I bet no one can top that...

 

[The_gladiator]

It is

My toes are cold but I cant be arsed moving to cover them up - I think that might be the ultimate laziness... I bet no one can top that...

I dunno, I'm pretty sure I've done that... oor not pulled up my blanket to cover my arms that were cold when I was already in bed under a blanket.

 

[where_is_RUTH]

The wand’s too much... can’t do it on my own, not for long anyway - need a more persuasive extra pair of hands when the wand comes out...

as long as the bed is big enough we can huddle to keep warm

besides, I might need someone else to hold her down while we use the wand! (What I thought that was an invitation!)

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Not that I’m changing the subject at all boys, but I’m checking out the itinerary for museums at night, do I go with a candle lit tour of an old infirmary or prosecco at the Victorian coffin factory?

(Spoiler alert - actually probably neither, because I wouldn’t advertise my movements on here if I was, but very tempted...)

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Not that I’m changing the subject at all boys, but I’m checking out the itinerary for museums at night, do I go with a candle lit tour of an old infirmary or prosecco at the Victorian coffin factory?

(Spoiler alert - actually probably neither, because I wouldn’t advertise my movements on here if I was, but very tempted...)

Coffin factory.
But can't we do both?

I'm not exactly Jack the Ripper

 

[AdamHaigh13]

Snowing again in Yorkshire....where is the sun?

Hope everyone else is enjoying the bank holiday

...did someone say Scrabble or was that me just making things up...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Coffin factory.
But can't we do both?

I'm not exactly Jack the Ripper

I’ve just realised they are different nights... infirmary on the Friday, Coffin Factory on the Saturday...

I saw a Jack the Ripper opera a few years ago, by the Tiger Lillies - t’was genius

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Snowing again in Yorkshire....where is the sun?

Hope everyone else is enjoying the bank holiday

...did someone say Scrabble or was that me just making things up...

We went with Strip buckaroo in the end

 

[where_is_RUTH]

I’ve just realised they are different nights... infirmary on the Friday, Coffin Factory on the Saturday...

I saw a Jack the Ripper opera a few years ago, by the Tiger Lillies - t’was genius

I do love the Opera. Can we have a box big enough for all of us (it's cheaper usually)

Way to go on subject changing