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I don't drink but a party could be fun.
point of order; you don't drink alcohol; or you aren't human and you don't drink period?
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I don't drink but a party could be fun.
Alcohol... last time I checked I'm human. Ishpoint of order; you don't drink alcohol; or you aren't human and you don't drink period?
Alcohol... last time I checked I'm human. Ish


In my book that makes you a cheap date. Along time ago when I was abstaining a friend proudly said "for someone who doesn't drink , you get pretty drunk"
State of mind my friend
I like this time of the day. Not many people about. The pace is a little slower. It's morning here and the cousins are (pretty much) sleeping. Best time of the day for fishing (apparently) and does anyone know where I put my rod![]()

Bloody hell man.. I haven't been able to get Hymns and Arias out of my head since yesterday and it's driving me nuts...

then you canna be Welsh, because I make love with that going around in my head all the time![]()
Yeah, I don't even drink soda anymore just water...In my book that makes you a cheap date. Along time ago when I was abstaining a friend proudly said "for someone who doesn't drink , you get pretty drunk"
State of mind my friend
I like this time of the day. Not many people about. The pace is a little slower. It's morning here and the cousins are (pretty much) sleeping. Best time of the day for fishing (apparently) and does anyone know where I put my rod![]()
You know this makes you our designated driver!Yeah, I don't even drink soda anymore just water...
but I would tend to agree with you, I don't need alcohol to act like an idiot. When I do drink people think I'm a light weight, I say not really its just that I have so little filter regularly that if you give me alcohol I stop caring completely. Like I madd up a song about breasts once, and I told people I would have done that stone cold sober, had someone given me the idea.
So it's down to Soho for the night,
to the girls with the shiny beads;
To the funny men with lipstick on,
with evil minds and deeds.
One said to Will from a doorway dark,
damn, she didn't have much on.
But Will knew what she wanted,
aye...his photo of Barry John!

This statement is hilarious to me because I know that even drunk you'd be a better driver than I ever would... but I will be the one sober enough to remember to call a cab for us.You know this makes you our designated driver!
This statement is hilarious to me because I know that even drunk you'd be a better driver than I ever would... but I will be the one sober enough to remember to call a cab for us.

Like they won't give me a license bad haha.So bad, like a stunt driver/comedian who's so good they can make it look bad... Or so bad, end up in ED bad?
And yeap, even drunk I can drive stick very well . you know what I mean!![]()
This statement is hilarious to me because I know that even drunk you'd be a better driver than I ever would... but I will be the one sober enough to remember to call a cab for us.

I don’t like being designated driver - but I’ll do it for a fee, just call Bab’s Cab’s
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Is that a guy or a girl... I think I can see boobs

Have you never seen league of gentlemen? You are in for a treat![]()
I hope this isn't heresy but I couldn't get on with the league of gentlemen... AHHH I can feel the flames of wrath burning around me as people who like them stare daggers at me...
So that's why I didn't see the reference...
AND while we are at it
THE Mighty Boosh are shit to!
Black Books, and the I.T. crowd are funny though!

Sunglasses?
Sure it's sunny today, but if I'm grinning at a pretty lady walking down the street and she smiles back; I'd like to see her eyes!
It’s not that sunny - sunglasses are weird when it’s not that sunny... perhaps she was famous and hiding behind her shades, who’d she look like?
au contraire mon ami. Yesterday was lovely. but she looked a little like Keira Knightley.
As the weather is getting better, anyone for strip scrabble?
