Allow me to bare my soul to you fine people

[BobaFetaCheese]

I know what will happen but I got nothing to do since this whole craigslist thing went down so figured I'd give your troll-dom something to eat.
So a while back I look up an ex on facebook.
like long ago ex. 19 or 20 years old. ancient fuckin history.
There was no ill intent on my part. I was genuinely curious how she was doing in life. Mostly how she was doing without my dick in her and what could we do to remedy that.

Anyway yadda yadda yadda married, still got a kidlet at home, talking about running the fuck away with me. Wait..fucking what? Haven't even met her yet. Just some fucking bullshit on fucking facebook.
On the one hand, I obviously can get the ass so do I continue long enough to tap it and satisfy that craving many of us have for that one ex you really just wanna fuck again and then say "sorry baby it just aint gonna work out."
Or do I act like a human being and tell her "sorry baby it just aint gonna work out" before I get my dick wet.

I present my dilemma to you for your judgement and probably seriously fucked up advice.

 

[EternalFantasies]

Without pictures, my hands are just tied pal.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Without pictures, my hands are just tied pal.

And I have some but alas I cannot share. But yes, I got the pics and they so fucking fine. This is not a drill. She kept her looks in face and body both.

 

[Liar]

This is like the plot premise of a sub par Fatal Attraction reboot. Do you have a rabbit?

 

[EternalFantasies]

And I have some but alas I cannot share. But yes, I got the pics and they so fucking fine. This is not a drill. She kept her looks in face and body both.

Cover the face and f... err, sorry, and show the base.

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

This is like the plot premise of a sub par Fatal Attraction reboot. Do you have a rabbit?

Yeah see that sorta crossed my mind, too. I got a cat.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Life is short.
Take risks.

 

[Chancellor_Palpatine]

Life is short.
Take risks.

Like faking cancer?

 

[Comshaw]

I know what will happen but I got nothing to do since this whole craigslist thing went down so figured I'd give your troll-dom something to eat.
So a while back I look up an ex on facebook.
like long ago ex. 19 or 20 years old. ancient fuckin history.
There was no ill intent on my part. I was genuinely curious how she was doing in life. Mostly how she was doing without my dick in her and what could we do to remedy that.

Anyway yadda yadda yadda married, still got a kidlet at home, talking about running the fuck away with me. Wait..fucking what? Haven't even met her yet. Just some fucking bullshit on fucking facebook.
On the one hand, I obviously can get the ass so do I continue long enough to tap it and satisfy that craving many of us have for that one ex you really just wanna fuck again and then say "sorry baby it just aint gonna work out."
Or do I act like a human being and tell her "sorry baby it just aint gonna work out" before I get my dick wet.

I present my dilemma to you for your judgement and probably seriously fucked up advice.

Personally I'd go with them,"Sorry baby but it ain't gunna work out, but I still want to fuck" option. I'm not into or like to hurt others for my own gratification. But that's me. If you can live with yourself for doing it and don't mind the heart break and drama after, fuck her then tell her that. I couldn't but then it ain't my choice.


Comshaw

 

[EternalFantasies]

Like faking cancer?

Will you get over yourself already? A broken record is shinier than you.

 

[FGB]

You are talking about poking some fun at her and she will get serious about it.

What could possibly go wrong?

Stalking, death..lawsuit, what about her man now? Are you ready to go through that hassle?

I don't know man but when your dick is not hard what are you thinking?

 

[EternalFantasies]

Personally I'd go with them,"Sorry baby but it ain't gunna work out, but I still want to fuck" option. I'm not into or like to hurt others for my own gratification. But that's me. If you can live with yourself for doing it and don't mind the heart break and drama after, fuck her then tell her that. I couldn't but then it ain't my choice.


Comshaw

Yep.

And, incidentally, that's probably how Comshaw gets to be in-love with them all. equally too

Cheers!

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

You are talking about poking some fun at her and she will get serious about it.

What could possibly go wrong?

Stalking, death..lawsuit, what about her man now? Are you ready to go through that hassle?

I don't know man but when your dick is not hard what are you thinking?

Holy fuck dude. That's like a worst case scenario I'd say.

 

[Comshaw]

Yep.

And, incidentally, that's probably how Comshaw gets to be in-love with them all. equally too

Cheers!

“It does take great maturity to understand that the opinion we are arguing for is merely the hypothesis we favor, necessarily imperfect, probably transitory, which only very limited minds can declare to be a certainty or a truth.”
― Milan Kundera


Comshaw

 

[Debbie]

Anyway yadda yadda yadda married, still got a kidlet at home, talking about running the fuck away with me. Wait..fucking what? Haven't even met her yet.

Say no. She's a train wreck just waiting to happen.

 

[EternalFantasies]

“It does take great maturity to understand that the opinion we are arguing for is merely the hypothesis we favor, necessarily imperfect, probably transitory, which only very limited minds can declare to be a certainty or a truth.”
― Milan Kundera


Comshaw

Oh please,

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ib3jUO101rtlett.gif

 

[BobaFetaCheese]

Say no. She's a train wreck just waiting to happen.

I know that. I really do. But...damn. I mean she's the literal one for me when you think of that one person who just rocked your world in bed and you want one more piece of that before you die.
No way does it live up to the hype but do you think my dick cares?

 

[clistenovena]

Without pictures, my hands are just tied pal.

Grand response.

“It does take great maturity to understand that the opinion we are arguing for is merely the hypothesis we favor, necessarily imperfect, probably transitory, which only very limited minds can declare to be a certainty or a truth.”
― Milan Kundera
Comshaw

Stealing this, but I'm telling you about it, so it's not really.

To the OP, does she look like Ivana? 'Cause if she does...

 

[Nawtee]

I think you already know the answer. It's just fun to fantasize about.

Really it comes down to the type of person you are. Do you wanna do the hit it and quit it on a married woman who had kids and you'd play part in doing something pretty damaging to their family.. because it isn't just about her and her actions, it takes two to tango.

On the other hand, if you have no care about repercussions then do as you please. Have safe sex, hit it, quit it, be careful not to catch 'the feelings'... unless deep down thats what you want

 

[Debbie]

I know that. I really do. But...damn. I mean she's the literal one for me when you think of that one person who just rocked your world in bed and you want one more piece of that before you die.
No way does it live up to the hype but do you think my dick cares?

It's hard to argue with a dick but you could tell it that the sex might be good but the whole lot of drama that might follow is going to be a big bummer.

 

[Comshaw]

Oh please,

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ib3jUO101rtlett.gif

"Stupid is as stupid does." Forest Gump



Comshaw

 

[cleaver]

Like faking cancer?

the gb's an extremely persuasive fake cancer, itself
you silly pompous fuck!

how many name changes is it going to take
for you to fully grok that?

you're no twitter dukat, sport...

 

[FGB]

Holy fuck dude. That's like a worst case scenario I'd say.

Been there done most of that.

One of my nicknames is TROUBLE.

Amazing how simple choices can start so much shit!

When you are somewhere you are not supposed to be, doing something you are not supposed to be doing ...with someone you are not supposed to be doing it with.

That is how a person gets into deep shit ... wear high boots and watch your back!

 

[lovecraft68]

I know what will happen but I got nothing to do since this whole craigslist thing went down so figured I'd give your troll-dom something to eat.
So a while back I look up an ex on facebook.
like long ago ex. 19 or 20 years old. ancient fuckin history.
There was no ill intent on my part. I was genuinely curious how she was doing in life. Mostly how she was doing without my dick in her and what could we do to remedy that.

Anyway yadda yadda yadda married, still got a kidlet at home, talking about running the fuck away with me. Wait..fucking what? Haven't even met her yet. Just some fucking bullshit on fucking facebook.
On the one hand, I obviously can get the ass so do I continue long enough to tap it and satisfy that craving many of us have for that one ex you really just wanna fuck again and then say "sorry baby it just aint gonna work out."
Or do I act like a human being and tell her "sorry baby it just aint gonna work out" before I get my dick wet.

I present my dilemma to you for your judgement and probably seriously fucked up advice.

My judgement is you're a lying fraud and a sexist prick who jacks off all day and now with the personal's going away won't be able to find a hooker on those rare occasions you've pan handled enough change to roll up and afford one

You're a d-bag, a big mouth and a cyber fraud pretending to have a life. The type of prick I show to my daughters and say guys like this and the sons they raise to be just like them are why I taught you self defense and how to shoot.

So keep telling your stories about how there was a ever a woman in your life who thinks anything of you but what a piece of shit you are including your mother.

Judgmental enough?

 

[Amoebah]

I know what will happen but I got nothing to do since this whole craigslist thing went down so figured I'd give your troll-dom something to eat.
So a while back I look up an ex on facebook.
like long ago ex. 19 or 20 years old. ancient fuckin history.
There was no ill intent on my part. I was genuinely curious how she was doing in life. Mostly how she was doing without my dick in her and what could we do to remedy that.

Anyway yadda yadda yadda married, still got a kidlet at home, talking about running the fuck away with me. Wait..fucking what? Haven't even met her yet. Just some fucking bullshit on fucking facebook.
On the one hand, I obviously can get the ass so do I continue long enough to tap it and satisfy that craving many of us have for that one ex you really just wanna fuck again and then say "sorry baby it just aint gonna work out."
Or do I act like a human being and tell her "sorry baby it just aint gonna work out" before I get my dick wet.

I present my dilemma to you for your judgement and probably seriously fucked up advice.

If the old flame is better looking than your current mate, under the Geneva Convention, youre allowed to meet and fuck the old flame once or twice without penalty.

But she has to be much better looking.