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Saturday that's humping day/night
Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.
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Having my coffee and now enjoying your fishnet clad legs and cube space boobage pics....so I'm having a slight drooling issue and delightful man swelling all caused by you sexy girl
Is that a butt plug or one of those vibing ones, suddenly want to have you for lunch,dinner and late night snack❤
Print out a sign that says you can be bribed and a list of acceptable bribe items.
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Wow... if the sexy cube shots weren’t enough, you add that last pic... hump day just became real
very hard and extremely horny... had that last pic been a video I might have some explaining to do as why my work area is needs cleaning 
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But this is more fun right now.
I am glad that you get enjoyment here, marriage and demands are poor bed fellows, he doesn't know what he's missing. thank you for giving such full answers to my impertinent questions:
BTW love your flawless breasts
I am glad that you get enjoyment here, marriage and demands are poor bed fellows, he doesn't know what he's missing. thank you for giving such full answers to my impertinent questions:
BTW love your flawless breasts
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will admit to dancing to sell a stereo system though.
Was it a bit of a bouncing tit that helped to sealed the deal?
Was it a bit of a bouncing tit that helped to sealed the deal?
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Cube?
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She works in an office cubical ,shorthand slang cube, like you guys say telly and we say TV.
So whats going on in Scotland these days?
Great pictures again. And that last one is very hot. Thanks again for sharing your sexy pictures.
Some day you will have to try and take one like the last one when you are in your cube on one of those boring calls. Lol
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wow! just amazing!
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Well fuck, people keep breaking shit and interrupting todays rambling
so for today's rambling, apparently there is some interest in more details from yesterdays conversation. 1st, like why be with a guy you think is an asshole, how do you get from not standing the guy to screwing the guy, then just more details on the first time I was fucked up the ass.
So this guy, yeah, a huge asshole. I will call him Rick. When I met him, he was in the middle of a divorce and in the air force. There was a big party for a close male friend of mine, that included his family and friends, thus I was there. Rick is his cousin, thus meeting him there. Lots of us were talking and mingling, we spent a while talking with each other in groups and alone and were hitting it off, flirting a little and such. Then mingling with others around the house etc. Anyway, he had ducked into a empty den, and when I walked by, pulled me in, and started kissing me. I was game, but told him flat out that I wasn't screwing him, as I like to be direct so there are no misunderstandings. and he is all like who said that is even what I intended, etc etc. So cool. So, I am straddling him, topless, kissing him, then he got really aggressive, uncalled for so, (specifically pulled my hair back, threw me down on the couch, and had me pinned down) So I hit him. ok specifically I kneed him, decked him, pushed him off me. Then got up, said something like what the fuck, you don't even know me, why would you think that was appropriate, not cool, what the hell is wrong with you. So he is all like.. me, what the hell is wrong with you, you crazy ass bitch. I storm back to the group, he follows. Through out the night, he just keeps saying things that will piss me off, purposely, I fire back etc etc. So yeah, half the night is spent bickering, with others around having no idea how we keep finding things to fight about, and eventually escalates to an all out screaming match. That was the first night I met him, and could not believe how much of an arrogant asshole he was. A few days later, well I worked at a restaurant, and I guess he got this information from my friend. So he brings in this really hot barbie doll type chick while I am on shift, makes some asshole comments while I serve them, just to get under my skin (he admitted this a month or so later, she was actually another relative, but he knew her type would get under my skin, hence arranging it) That was the second time. 3rd and 4th times are pretty quickly after this. The next 2 times our circle got together at the initial friend's house, guess who shows up later, Rick (I assume friend tipped him off). We all continue to hang out, I try to ignore him. He does the whole frequent negging thing (which I didn't know existed until years later). ya know shit like "I think it is so awesome that you don't give a damn what you look like and dress for comfort" or "wow, you actually are kind of smart, surprisingly" or "I could almost be interested in a chick like you if you didn't act like such a child all the time, come to think of it, you do look like my friend's baby sister" (I was younger than him). Really, it was all from the douche bag pick up artist play book, it just hadn't been written yet. Anyway, he would just continue until I got pissed and cursed him out, rinse, repeat. Then he got my number from my friend, called me, and basically stated we were going to keep running into each other, so we should probably try to bury the hatchet, lets get together to talk. I agree, we actually have a fun time. So when he asks me out again, I accept. Now he was still an asshole, ya know shit like, stop at a store, buy vodka, condoms, and rope, cashier smirks, he would say something like, "oh it isn't what you think, actually though, good idea, it will be now" and smack me on the ass. You know, fucking arrogant and presumptuous as all fuck. So yeah, that is how someone I could not have hated more on the first night, ends up being the man watching me from a chair, as I lay in bed naked, with maybe a little rope burn, saying some shit like "damn, you are fucking beautiful, you would be a perfect 10 if you didn't have such a fat ass". Then I throw something at him. He really liked to piss me off, got off on me being all feisty and shit.
Anyway first time getting fucked up the ass. Several firsts were with him. First the aforementioned rope. Also along the way, the first time I ever drove a high end car, the first time I drove a stick car that wasn't a complete piece of crap, the first time I drove completely fucking "close one eye to see the road" drunk, the first time I broke 140mph, the first time I spun out a high end stick car (at his encouragement to keep flooring it lol), the first time I was on the back of a motorcycle with a man who drove like a complete fucking lunatic, first time doing blow out in the open on a bar, first time closing a bar with a group of military guys, first time I had sex in an elevator, first time staying in a really nice hotel etc etc.
So to that night. We kind of had a routine at this time. We would go out for dinner and drinks, hang, then go stay in a hotel for the night. Reason for hotel stated as, he didn't want neighbors to mention to ex until divorce and visitation was set. Obviously, don't know if this was actually true, or if there were other reasons, but later we did stay at his house rather than hotel rooms. Anyway, this was actually the same night as the elevator. We did the standard dinner, drinks, a club, another club, to a hotel. Our room was on a high floor at a hotel we had never been to. Mirrored elevator, so yes, we decided to start screwing in the elevator, because come on, mirrored elevator, must be done. it was brief, just the ride up, then we went to our room and continued. He is screwing me from behind and says he wants to do something different tonight, tells me exactly what that different will be, and I say ok. Did not hurt, was quite fun, but in all honesty, I was a little less than sober, and flying real high on endorphins from the elevator stunt and some other random crazy shit from earlier in the night, so was already feeling quite a rush.. He got off on crazy shit too. After that round, we smoke, have a few more drinks and whatever, screw again, rinse repeat, pretty much our standard night, there was usually something different thrown in
Honestly, I did actually like the fact he purposely drove me to screaming obscenities, throwing crap, smacking him, the arrogance he displayed, the aggressiveness he displayed. truth is, by that point in my life, I had learned that I could actually control a good amount of men. I got off on that too. I had liked men who were above me, more powerful than me, out of my class, out of my league, and watching as I slowly had myself on a pedestal and them on their knees... for me. Coming from a background of generally feeling powerless, learning I could actually flip the tables was awesome. My bitch force had become strong. But on the other hand, it was interesting and intriguing to be with a man who rather than bow down before me if I asked, would be "no fuck you, turn around bitch, I have a use for you". As much as I enjoy control, I do also like being out of control. As much as I like the thrill of the hunt, I also like being chased. He was still a huge asshole though, but I wouldn't change those nights during those months.
so for today's rambling, apparently there is some interest in more details from yesterdays conversation. 1st, like why be with a guy you think is an asshole, how do you get from not standing the guy to screwing the guy, then just more details on the first time I was fucked up the ass.
So this guy, yeah, a huge asshole. I will call him Rick. When I met him, he was in the middle of a divorce and in the air force. There was a big party for a close male friend of mine, that included his family and friends, thus I was there. Rick is his cousin, thus meeting him there. Lots of us were talking and mingling, we spent a while talking with each other in groups and alone and were hitting it off, flirting a little and such. Then mingling with others around the house etc. Anyway, he had ducked into a empty den, and when I walked by, pulled me in, and started kissing me. I was game, but told him flat out that I wasn't screwing him, as I like to be direct so there are no misunderstandings. and he is all like who said that is even what I intended, etc etc. So cool. So, I am straddling him, topless, kissing him, then he got really aggressive, uncalled for so, (specifically pulled my hair back, threw me down on the couch, and had me pinned down) So I hit him. ok specifically I kneed him, decked him, pushed him off me. Then got up, said something like what the fuck, you don't even know me, why would you think that was appropriate, not cool, what the hell is wrong with you. So he is all like.. me, what the hell is wrong with you, you crazy ass bitch. I storm back to the group, he follows. Through out the night, he just keeps saying things that will piss me off, purposely, I fire back etc etc. So yeah, half the night is spent bickering, with others around having no idea how we keep finding things to fight about, and eventually escalates to an all out screaming match. That was the first night I met him, and could not believe how much of an arrogant asshole he was. A few days later, well I worked at a restaurant, and I guess he got this information from my friend. So he brings in this really hot barbie doll type chick while I am on shift, makes some asshole comments while I serve them, just to get under my skin (he admitted this a month or so later, she was actually another relative, but he knew her type would get under my skin, hence arranging it) That was the second time. 3rd and 4th times are pretty quickly after this. The next 2 times our circle got together at the initial friend's house, guess who shows up later, Rick (I assume friend tipped him off). We all continue to hang out, I try to ignore him. He does the whole frequent negging thing (which I didn't know existed until years later). ya know shit like "I think it is so awesome that you don't give a damn what you look like and dress for comfort" or "wow, you actually are kind of smart, surprisingly" or "I could almost be interested in a chick like you if you didn't act like such a child all the time, come to think of it, you do look like my friend's baby sister" (I was younger than him). Really, it was all from the douche bag pick up artist play book, it just hadn't been written yet. Anyway, he would just continue until I got pissed and cursed him out, rinse, repeat. Then he got my number from my friend, called me, and basically stated we were going to keep running into each other, so we should probably try to bury the hatchet, lets get together to talk. I agree, we actually have a fun time. So when he asks me out again, I accept. Now he was still an asshole, ya know shit like, stop at a store, buy vodka, condoms, and rope, cashier smirks, he would say something like, "oh it isn't what you think, actually though, good idea, it will be now" and smack me on the ass. You know, fucking arrogant and presumptuous as all fuck. So yeah, that is how someone I could not have hated more on the first night, ends up being the man watching me from a chair, as I lay in bed naked, with maybe a little rope burn, saying some shit like "damn, you are fucking beautiful, you would be a perfect 10 if you didn't have such a fat ass". Then I throw something at him. He really liked to piss me off, got off on me being all feisty and shit.
Anyway first time getting fucked up the ass. Several firsts were with him. First the aforementioned rope. Also along the way, the first time I ever drove a high end car, the first time I drove a stick car that wasn't a complete piece of crap, the first time I drove completely fucking "close one eye to see the road" drunk, the first time I broke 140mph, the first time I spun out a high end stick car (at his encouragement to keep flooring it lol), the first time I was on the back of a motorcycle with a man who drove like a complete fucking lunatic, first time doing blow out in the open on a bar, first time closing a bar with a group of military guys, first time I had sex in an elevator, first time staying in a really nice hotel etc etc.
So to that night. We kind of had a routine at this time. We would go out for dinner and drinks, hang, then go stay in a hotel for the night. Reason for hotel stated as, he didn't want neighbors to mention to ex until divorce and visitation was set. Obviously, don't know if this was actually true, or if there were other reasons, but later we did stay at his house rather than hotel rooms. Anyway, this was actually the same night as the elevator. We did the standard dinner, drinks, a club, another club, to a hotel. Our room was on a high floor at a hotel we had never been to. Mirrored elevator, so yes, we decided to start screwing in the elevator, because come on, mirrored elevator, must be done. it was brief, just the ride up, then we went to our room and continued. He is screwing me from behind and says he wants to do something different tonight, tells me exactly what that different will be, and I say ok. Did not hurt, was quite fun, but in all honesty, I was a little less than sober, and flying real high on endorphins from the elevator stunt and some other random crazy shit from earlier in the night, so was already feeling quite a rush.. He got off on crazy shit too. After that round, we smoke, have a few more drinks and whatever, screw again, rinse repeat, pretty much our standard night, there was usually something different thrown in
Honestly, I did actually like the fact he purposely drove me to screaming obscenities, throwing crap, smacking him, the arrogance he displayed, the aggressiveness he displayed. truth is, by that point in my life, I had learned that I could actually control a good amount of men. I got off on that too. I had liked men who were above me, more powerful than me, out of my class, out of my league, and watching as I slowly had myself on a pedestal and them on their knees... for me. Coming from a background of generally feeling powerless, learning I could actually flip the tables was awesome. My bitch force had become strong. But on the other hand, it was interesting and intriguing to be with a man who rather than bow down before me if I asked, would be "no fuck you, turn around bitch, I have a use for you". As much as I enjoy control, I do also like being out of control. As much as I like the thrill of the hunt, I also like being chased. He was still a huge asshole though, but I wouldn't change those nights during those months.
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thank you
oh I've spent years testing the cleavage violations, again so far all that has come down is can't wear shirts that are too big lol
wow, your world must be really boring to notice my boring world. lol
I like your selections!!!
thank you
Love the work photos and what can I say about the home pic. DP’d with toys, I can here you cum from here.
thank you....and a few times.
thank you
Saturday that's humping day/night
yup
Having my coffee and now enjoying your fishnet clad legs and cube space boobage pics....so I'm having a slight drooling issue and delightful man swelling all caused by you sexy girl
Is that a butt plug or one of those vibing ones, suddenly want to have you for lunch,dinner and late night snack❤
Print out a sign that says you can be bribed and a list of acceptable bribe items.
thank you. yes vibrating butt plug. I keep telling people via word of mouth. seriously, bring an offering, tell me I am pretty, then what you want from me.
Wow... if the sexy cube shots weren’t enough, you add that last pic... hump day just became real
thank you. it actually was a screenshot of a video lol.
thank you
honestly it was the electric slide, so more that I was dorky enough to do it in a crowded store.
thank you, and who says I haven't
thank you
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You do make me laugh, but the control thing is interesting...
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Better than a life half lived
You do make me laugh, but the control thing is interesting...
yes, I tried to live in a way to make sure that when I am old, I have enough bizarre and disturbing stories to tell over Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners to make sure someone says "oh my god grandma" and never have a repeat. I think I have actually accomplished that. Now just to remember them lol.
Now the control thing being interesting, which part..... That sometimes I like to be in control, that sometimes I like to not be in control, that I switch fluidly and not being able to would bore me, or the fact that I even consider control in an erotic manner?
I guess could be any or all of the above. I never claimed to be normal though, I like to be upfront and display my crazy pretty much out in the open.
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The best way not to have worries about skeletons in the closet is to keep the skeletons walking in the street! You are rather awesome.
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Have to respect that.
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I come for the T&A but stay for the rant, the babble and the chance I might learn something.
So far today I have enjoyed the T&A a small rant and a great answer session , then ordered the gf a vibing anal plug ......not bad for a Wednesday I'm thinking.
#bustycybervixen.................working title
So far today I have enjoyed the T&A a small rant and a great answer session , then ordered the gf a vibing anal plug ......not bad for a Wednesday I'm thinking.
#bustycybervixen.................working title
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huge asshole.
I wonder how many girls manipulated by him, not as strong as you, he pushed over the edge? Do you still run into him? there's something to be said for living a sheltered life.
I wonder how many girls manipulated by him, not as strong as you, he pushed over the edge? Do you still run into him? there's something to be said for living a sheltered life.
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Yeah. Seems rude to let my crazy sneak up on people.
I come for the T&A but stay for the rant, the babble and the chance I might learn something.
So far today I have enjoyed the T&A a small rant and a great answer session , then ordered the gf a vibing anal plug ......not bad for a Wednesday I'm thinking.
#bustycybervixen.................working title
Well thanks. Yeah I think it would probably be interesting to screw a chick wearing who was wearing a vibrating butt plug. Totally on my list of things I would do if I had a dick for a week.
Idk, I still like #bestemployeeever
Exactly. Now this story isn't about my husband. But yeah hubby is kind of a dick too, though there are both worst traits I haven't shared and better traits I haven't shared. I went in knowing this though. Seriously if asked what he was looking for in a woman, was a "beautiful woman who will call me an asshole when I being an asshole because I am totally an asshole". He was also well aware of the whole crazy bitch thing. I probably would have never started seeing him if he wasn't an asshole, wouldn't have married him if that is all there was though.
Oh I have moved around quite a bit. I did not keep up with him. I got bored and moved on to someone else well before that too. No worries though, we both knew the other was only going to be around for as long as there was no one better to do. I got a different job, and someone who entertained me more came with it. As for other chicks, I don't know, he wasn't dumb. He likely tailored his game to the chicks somewhat. By this point, he is old and has no game like most of us, I am sure.
Haha, thank you. Always a good way to go. Though we all have some skeletons, things we hide from some people. I know I do, and they vary depending on the person.
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That last one.
re: asshole. Woman, you is crazy.
Thank you. And you can't just be realizing the whole crazy thing now. I have barely touched on my oh my God grandma stories.
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Nah, crazy is why I like you. And crazy is also why I'm glad there's the internet between us.
lol, just kidding. I say "crazy" because I'm about the opposite of you and like a quiet, drama free life instead. 
Another great story of your life. Some of the risks we take can add such a wonderful rush to our normal lives. Sometimes getting caught can be fun too as long as things don't go bad.
What would you have done it the elevator stopped and the doors opened to someone seeing you on the act?
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You are fun, sweet and gorgeous!
thank you
Nah, crazy is why I like you. And crazy is also why I'm glad there's the internet between us.
lol. yeah I sometimes like low drama and quiet too. Usually after I have gone and fucked life up really good and just got done fixing shit, then I like quiet and drama free, until I get bored, then just keep pushing the envelope, until eventually sooner or later I will probably fuck shit up real good, and the rinse and repeat. I am fun like that lol
Well I dont know how this saturday is looking, hubby is being a real dick last night and today, we shall see, but I don't know, I think by Saturday I might be real tired of putting up with his shit lol.
well thanks. honestly, I just would have said something like "whoops, sorry" and walked away giggling.
Hotel's don't want to call police, so will overlook just about anything, it is a pain in the ass. Having worked nights in a hotel, I have seen some shit, and I can say I only called police once and that is because the 2 guys who kept threatening each other kept telling me to. Though it was my first good experience with cops. By the time they got there, of course the guys changed their mind, as I had tried to make sure they wouldn't before I called ugh. So I just served the cops coffee and danish, still had to do a report though. One cop kept coming back a lot, I'd get out coffee and breakfast, we would chit chat and watch tv until he got a call, or morning was coming around. It was a good experience as I had become accustomed to viewing police as the enemy so to actually mingle with a normal non douchey person in uniform was good. I still never called for any other issues though, again who wants to deal with the reports.
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