Nothing to see here, Justa bit of Florida sunshine with a chance of hurricane.

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Perhaps I should have said Pandora's box.

Yeah I'd so be the bitch that opens the box she is told not to. I'd shake it first, poke it with a long stick a little, then open it with the stick, but yeah I'd open it lol.

fucking eh you are one hot fucking lady... some toy collection to your hot looking pussy... fucking hot

Thank you. But yeah, there are still a few things to be added. They do give me something to do at night though

 

[Edgeofreason]

so, there was a request for my tits from below while on my hands and knees. this sounded easy, but my tits were too close to the phone. I ended up improvising and also found I can hold a plank position across 2 dressers long enough to snap a photo lol.

http://i.imgur.com/QyGsij1m.jpg

my toy collection. the silver one I keep in my purse, and also keep one in my desk at work. I also have the separately pictured vibrating butt plug in my desk at work. the bed restraints I have never gotten to use, I installed but have still be unsuccessful in convincing hubby either way. missing is a finger vibe that I put somewhere intelligent to remember to change the button cells, ben wa balls and a cat o' 9 tails that are lord only knows where, and the paddle on the bedside table that I forgot to toss into the picture and am too lazy to pull them all out again. In boxes are duplicates. sometimes when vendors send you samples, they send multiple of the same product so you can give some away. I generally prefer to wait for some guy to be an asshole at work then leave it on his desk with an "anonymous" note saying go fuck yourself. probably not what vendors have in mind, but whatever.

http://i.imgur.com/gMaEh32m.jpg

weirdest thing that has ever been in my vagina? yeah you guys get kind of pervy in messages.. Well there isn't a whole lot of weird things, some weird people sure. most weird things are the traditional weird things like hair brush handle, marker etc. now back when I lived with my mom, I had no toys. her husband had this one specific bottle of aftershave with a unique size and shape, solid screw down cap, was never used by anyone but me using the bottle (thank you ebay for the picture and informing me it was from the 70s lol) but yes these is probably the weirdest and most frequent thing that was used. Also side note, I have never shared this with anyone before, which is surprising because the fact I never shut up, I think I would have shared everything about everything by now. But yup, first shared with a group of internet pervs...

http://i.imgur.com/n5NfBqSm.jpg

Next. "you have mentioned that you frequently change body types. what is the most athletic and curviest you have been?" boy, he is clearly married, being all delicate and shit. I generally hang between 130lbs and 180lbs, but I have hit about 100lbs a few times and post kid I was about 215lbs. I assume the request is for slutty pictures at the most athletic and curvy, not just me hanging around in clothes, so these were on my cloud, and I would guess about 100lbs difference

the first is after my second honeymoon in the bahamas. which by they way I fucking love the bahamas. Yes, it is primarily because you cannot walk 2 steps without hearing "hey pretty lady", of course it is immediately followed by "buy my crap", but still the men in the bahamas know how to make a lady feel hot. But if you stop walking for a second, somehow a kid gets a bracelet on your wrist, a man gets a dress on you, another man gets a necklace on you, and a women is suddenly braiding your hair, like woooaah, I just looked at a pretty shell for a moment, how did that happen. But that explains my hair in this picture. Side note, don't get drunk on a booze cruise and give a bohemian boat worker your phone number as he might just call you two years later when he finds himself in the US.

http://i.imgur.com/tnv5zQTm.jpg

now, the curviest, this was about 3 years ago.
http://i.imgur.com/alTktjCm.jpg

ok, so a lot of pervs ask for this shot...so yeah here ya go. http://i.imgur.com/1rfQt4Ym.jpg

and finally me in a towel. actually 2, my hair gets its own towel, I have a lot of hair, it holds a lot of water. and enjoy the no makeup shot.
http://i.imgur.com/c0kbwiVm.jpg

They should have a lit poll for post of the week, this would surely top such a poll.
Absolutely love the towel pic and your pussy looks fucking delicious.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Yeah I'd so be the bitch that opens the box she is told not to. I'd shake it first, poke it with a long stick a little, then open it with the stick, but yeah I'd open it lol.

Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?

Onto the pics. Damn, your tits look really nice from that angle. The magic of photography.

That's pretty funny about leaving a toy anonymously. Who knows, he might just take it home and use it. At least with that many toys you'll have no shortage of fun or adventures.

That thing looks like a giant bullet, no wonder you used it lol.

Both versions of you are damn sexy. I have a thing for thicker women though. I'm honestly surprised at how small your breasts are compared to now. It's like all the weight went there lol. And thighs too, like you said, but thick thighs save lives. Except when they're too tightly wrapped around someone's head.

Nothing to say about creamy pussy except for MOAR.

And yeah, you look fucking great in just a towel. I find this to be more of a subtle, erotic pic and it works.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I honestly love you for showing the pics with 100lbs between them, you rock both looks,

 

[pj1412]

so, there was a request for my tits from below while on my hands and knees. this sounded easy, but my tits were too close to the phone. I ended up improvising and also found I can hold a plank position across 2 dressers long enough to snap a photo lol.

This thread just gets better and better. Your photos are amazing and the honest insights into your life are truely enlightening. You look fantastic in every photo I have seen of you.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

They should have a lit poll for post of the week, this would surely top such a poll.
Absolutely love the towel pic and your pussy looks fucking delicious.

Well thank you, that would freak me out though. I like to pretend only like 50 people actually look at my pictures, the rest of the views are for the articles. So even the view count on some of my Imgur posts is traumatizing. If the Dropbox videos had a view count, I'd probably poof them. And since everybody loves a pole...oh wait I love a nice hard pole, everybody loves a poll, anyway point is the number of votes on the poll

Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?

Onto the pics. Damn, your tits look really nice from that angle. The magic of photography.

That's pretty funny about leaving a toy anonymously. Who knows, he might just take it home and use it. At least with that many toys you'll have no shortage of fun or adventures.

That thing looks like a giant bullet, no wonder you used it lol.

Both versions of you are damn sexy. I have a thing for thicker women though. I'm honestly surprised at how small your breasts are compared to now. It's like all the weight went there lol. And thighs too, like you said, but thick thighs save lives. Except when they're too tightly wrapped around someone's head.

Nothing to say about creamy pussy except for MOAR.

And yeah, you look fucking great in just a towel. I find this to be more of a subtle, erotic pic and it works.

Hehe. And thank you. My tits are fun at any angle though. The toys are why my coworkers love me. Yes my tits, first to gain last to lose. And don't call my thighs thick damn it, they are sturdy. People who call my thighs thick are statistically less likely to be between them. I don't know, I don't normally go in for the gynecological shots, but I guess a lot of lit guys are like that as it is a constant ask. And what, does the towel remind you of my awesome shower curtain?

I honestly love you for showing the pics with 100lbs between them, you rock both looks,

Well thanks. Hey, it was a lot less pervy then other requests I've honored, so what the hell.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

this thread just gets better and better. Your photos are amazing and the honest insights into your life are truely enlightening. You look fantastic in every photo I have seen of you.

Well thank you. Who would have thought I'd top sucking my own nipple and my awesome Kmart shower curtain.

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Arent you just a benevolent thread hostess? Makes me wonder just how we might repay your giving nature...

 

[tallguy78]

so, there was a request for my tits from below while on my hands and knees. this sounded easy, but my tits were too close to the phone. I ended up improvising and also found I can hold a plank position across 2 dressers long enough to snap a photo lol.

http://i.imgur.com/QyGsij1m.jpg

my toy collection. the silver one I keep in my purse, and also keep one in my desk at work. I also have the separately pictured vibrating butt plug in my desk at work. the bed restraints I have never gotten to use, I installed but have still be unsuccessful in convincing hubby either way. missing is a finger vibe that I put somewhere intelligent to remember to change the button cells, ben wa balls and a cat o' 9 tails that are lord only knows where, and the paddle on the bedside table that I forgot to toss into the picture and am too lazy to pull them all out again. In boxes are duplicates. sometimes when vendors send you samples, they send multiple of the same product so you can give some away. I generally prefer to wait for some guy to be an asshole at work then leave it on his desk with an "anonymous" note saying go fuck yourself. probably not what vendors have in mind, but whatever.

http://i.imgur.com/gMaEh32m.jpg

weirdest thing that has ever been in my vagina? yeah you guys get kind of pervy in messages.. Well there isn't a whole lot of weird things, some weird people sure. most weird things are the traditional weird things like hair brush handle, marker etc. now back when I lived with my mom, I had no toys. her husband had this one specific bottle of aftershave with a unique size and shape, solid screw down cap, was never used by anyone but me using the bottle (thank you ebay for the picture and informing me it was from the 70s lol) but yes these is probably the weirdest and most frequent thing that was used. Also side note, I have never shared this with anyone before, which is surprising because the fact I never shut up, I think I would have shared everything about everything by now. But yup, first shared with a group of internet pervs...

http://i.imgur.com/n5NfBqSm.jpg

Next. "you have mentioned that you frequently change body types. what is the most athletic and curviest you have been?" boy, he is clearly married, being all delicate and shit. I generally hang between 130lbs and 180lbs, but I have hit about 100lbs a few times and post kid I was about 215lbs. I assume the request is for slutty pictures at the most athletic and curvy, not just me hanging around in clothes, so these were on my cloud, and I would guess about 100lbs difference

the first is after my second honeymoon in the bahamas. which by they way I fucking love the bahamas. Yes, it is primarily because you cannot walk 2 steps without hearing "hey pretty lady", of course it is immediately followed by "buy my crap", but still the men in the bahamas know how to make a lady feel hot. But if you stop walking for a second, somehow a kid gets a bracelet on your wrist, a man gets a dress on you, another man gets a necklace on you, and a women is suddenly braiding your hair, like woooaah, I just looked at a pretty shell for a moment, how did that happen. But that explains my hair in this picture. Side note, don't get drunk on a booze cruise and give a bohemian boat worker your phone number as he might just call you two years later when he finds himself in the US.

http://i.imgur.com/tnv5zQTm.jpg

now, the curviest, this was about 3 years ago.
http://i.imgur.com/alTktjCm.jpg

ok, so a lot of pervs ask for this shot...so yeah here ya go. http://i.imgur.com/1rfQt4Ym.jpg

and finally me in a towel. actually 2, my hair gets its own towel, I have a lot of hair, it holds a lot of water. and enjoy the no makeup shot.
http://i.imgur.com/c0kbwiVm.jpg

A whirlwind ride and a fun one, sexy. Thanks!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Arent you just a benevolent thread hostess? Makes me wonder just how we might repay your giving nature...

Well thank you. Ya know if I actually knew what I wanted I would be unstoppable, but I usually don't. Hum, I kind of want a pet platypus, I want to be a comic book villain, and I still want to see a slow motion gif of an erection popping a zipper or buttons. Oh almost forgot about Enrique, I want Enrique my house boy. Other than that, entertainment, laughs, with a side of perviness please.

A whirlwind ride and a fun one, sexy. Thanks!

That's what my male friends say

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Well thank you. Ya know if I actually knew what I wanted I would be unstoppable, but I usually don't. Hum, I kind of want a pet platypus, I want to be a comic book villain, and I still want to see a slow motion gif of an erection popping a zipper or buttons. Oh almost forgot about Enrique, I want Enrique my house boy. Other than that, entertainment, laughs, with a side of perviness please.



That's what my male friends say

Dang it! I left my titanium erection in my other pants. Can we name the platypus Perry?

And you’d be one hell of a villain! I can imagine your fretfully drawn outfit right now...

Pardon my drool.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Dang it! I left my titanium erection in my other pants. Can we name the platypus Perry?

And you’d be one hell of a villain! I can imagine your fretfully drawn outfit right now...

Pardon my drool.

Why does no one have their titanium erection handy at all times. And what else would you name a platypus? I imagine my outfit to be black leather with a plunging neckline to damn near my villainy supply belt's buckle. But my comic book alter is open to wardrobe suggestions.

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Why does no one have their titanium erection handy at all times. And what else would you name a platypus? I imagine my outfit to be black leather with a plunging neckline to damn near my villainy supply belt's buckle. But my comic book alter is open to wardrobe suggestions.

That costume design is BRILLIANT!

What would your supply belt have in it? Any of those dildos?

 

[o2baPrince]

A whirlwind ride and a fun one, sexy. Thanks!

Yahoo!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That costume design is BRILLIANT!

What would your supply belt have in it? Any of those dildos?

Honestly, no idea. I clearly have not thought this out enough. I also have no idea where I'd keep a platypus.

Yahoo!

Google

 

[Shyguy1369]

I love the pictures you have shared today. You are absolutely stunning, and I love your breasts very much... yes, I am a boobs man. Thank you for sharing.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Hehe. And thank you. My tits are fun at any angle though. The toys are why my coworkers love me. Yes my tits, first to gain last to lose. And don't call my thighs thick damn it, they are sturdy. People who call my thighs thick are statistically less likely to be between them. I don't know, I don't normally go in for the gynecological shots, but I guess a lot of lit guys are like that as it is a constant ask. And what, does the towel remind you of my awesome shower curtain?

True, tits are always good fun. So if I can't call your thighs thick, can I call them fucking sexy? It's not like I ever had a chance of being between your legs anyway so I have nothing to lose in that regard.

Your shower curtain is not awesome. It blocks the view from seeing your wet, sexy body when taking a shower. That shower curtain is a fucking cock blocker and should burn in hell. Or I could just rip it down too...I like the idea of it burning in hell more. It makes me feel mean.

 

[bone251]

so, there was a request for my tits from below while on my hands and knees. this sounded easy, but my tits were too close to the phone. I ended up improvising and also found I can hold a plank position across 2 dressers long enough to snap a photo lol.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I love the pictures you have shared today. You are absolutely stunning, and I love your breasts very much... yes, I am a boobs man. Thank you for sharing.

Thank you

True, tits are always good fun. So if I can't call your thighs thick, can I call them fucking sexy? It's not like I ever had a chance of being between your legs anyway so I have nothing to lose in that regard.

Your shower curtain is not awesome. It blocks the view from seeing your wet, sexy body when taking a shower. That shower curtain is a fucking cock blocker and should burn in hell. Or I could just rip it down too...I like the idea of it burning in hell more. It makes me feel mean.

Lol, fucking sexy works, and hey you can never say never. Now the shower curtain viewpoint is so funny but so man. See while I am greatly enjoying playing with my damn needy pussy in the shower every morning, someone is going to come in and ask me shit like did you see a spiderman shoe, what time will you be home tonight, or just some unimportant drivel. That curtain is my shield. The door is not because too hard to ask inane questions or spout random drivel through the door, so they open it, but as long as I can answer whatever irrelevant crap, i don't need to be seen. That shower curtain is my super shield and my only protector of my me time at home. I assure you it blocks no cocks, it just blocks bitching and awkward conversations with kids. If by some miracle cocks were willing to come into my shower, my magic curtain shall let them pass. All hail the magic shower curtain. It is one of my best sources of random pussy pics.

Thank you.

 

[wickedpanda]

#showercurtainclub..............................

I like working the weekends cause the people working are in a hurry to get done, I am not so they don't pull their regular workdays crap and the traffic and parking is amazing.
Plus the rest are at work during the week and I can play less crowds......evil laugh .

Downside I can't stay in the conversation on your thread in real time

No braids for me just the crew cut horror hair cut and the hair gel spikes years later must remember to shred those pics this week.

I love that you'll dress up in slut wear or just flash a guy bring erotic joy to our lives, and hey outside boobs behind a tree rock!

I'm seeing your sexy evil comic villain outfit as a 90's big boob throw back, google it , its a riot.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I need a shower curtain that does that with pussy.

Well the magic shower curtain is just the shield. The magic detachable adjustable shower head is it's partner that does most of the heavy lifting.

#showercurtainclub..............................

I like working the weekends cause the people working are in a hurry to get done, I am not so they don't pull their regular workdays crap and the traffic and parking is amazing.
Plus the rest are at work during the week and I can play less crowds......evil laugh .

Downside I can't stay in the conversation on your thread in real time

No braids for me just the crew cut horror hair cut and the hair gel spikes years later must remember to shred those pics this week.

I love that you'll dress up in slut wear or just flash a guy bring erotic joy to our lives, and hey outside boobs behind a tree rock!

I'm seeing your sexy evil comic villain outfit as a 90's big boob throw back, google it , its a riot.

You meant must share bad hair cut pics, right.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Lol, fucking sexy works, and hey you can never say never. Now the shower curtain viewpoint is so funny but so man. See while I am greatly enjoying playing with my damn needy pussy in the shower every morning, someone is going to come in and ask me shit like did you see a spiderman shoe, what time will you be home tonight, or just some unimportant drivel. That curtain is my shield. The door is not because too hard to ask inane questions or spout random drivel through the door, so they open it, but as long as I can answer whatever irrelevant crap, i don't need to be seen. That shower curtain is my super shield and my only protector of my me time at home. I assure you it blocks no cocks, it just blocks bitching and awkward conversations with kids. If by some miracle cocks were willing to come into my shower, my magic curtain shall let them pass. All hail the magic shower curtain. It is one of my best sources of random pussy pics.

The story of my life is never having things going the way I want, why would I change that now and never say never?

Well now, I see I was not viewing it from your perspective. The magical curtain, protector of the pussy and random pussy pics. It deserves our honor, or something. So if I poke the curtain with my cock will it move out of the way on its on?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The story of my life is never having things going the way I want, why would I change that now and never say never?

Well now, I see I was not viewing it from your perspective. The magical curtain, protector of the pussy and random pussy pics. It deserves our honor, or something. So if I poke the curtain with my cock will it move out of the way on its on?

Lol. And shower curtain would likely move on its own if poked by your hard cock, as it is after all, a Kmart curtain so not heavy at all. You could probably just blow. Might even be able to use telepathy.

 

[EndlessNameless]

Lol. And shower curtain would likely move on its own if poked by your hard cock, as it is after all, a Kmart curtain so not heavy at all. You could probably just blow. Might even be able to use telepathy.

That's good to know. So I just thrust forward and swing to the side, right?

 

[thinkingofyou3000]

I honestly love you for showing the pics with 100lbs between them, you rock both looks,

I agree with AP...you look great in the full range of weights All of you looks so good.
By the way...no makeup necessary, you have a naturally beautiful face. Ohhh, and you dont need those towels either!