Tinks Lamp

Don't be weird.
Does that mean the castle is defunct now? I can paint the whole thing pink and fill it with a ball pit? Excellent.

A total redesign?! I LOVE to paint. I wanna help! Ooooh, can I have my own wing of the castle? Please, pretty please?!

*wanders off to the hardware store for supplies*

Yes, which wing do you want? Make sure it has a turret.

Look. PB's castle is now under new management;)

If you want to make it something fun you are free to do so.
 
Yes, which wing do you want? Make sure it has a turret.

I'll take the East wing, if that's ok. The turret overlooks the forest beyond the castle walls, which is lovely. And the dungeon doesn't stretch as far as the East wing because the wine cellars are under there. :D
 
Hold up! Have you completed the rezoning paperwork -and the adulting waiver,- to repurpose the castle from a military/civil role to a residential structure?
 
Hold up! Have you completed the rezoning paperwork -and the adulting waiver,- to repurpose the castle from a military/civil role to a residential structure?

*stares blankly*


Um.

*Throws glitter and confetti everywhere in the hopes that all adulting is forgotten*
 
And an aquarium room for fishies

*nods* I love this idea!

Hold up! Have you completed the rezoning paperwork -and the adulting waiver,- to repurpose the castle from a military/civil role to a residential structure?

Hmm. Actually I was thinking we could have it rezoned as a house of worship, since I'm a minister. That way it's tax exempt. :p

I mean, Tink and I surely deserve to be worshiped. ;)
 
*nods* I love this idea!



Hmm. Actually I was thinking we could have it rezoned as a house of worship, since I'm a minister. That way it's tax exempt. :p

I mean, Tink and I surely deserve to be worshiped. ;)

Does that mean we can change all the windows to stained glass or leaded glass?
I'd like to request constant sunshine streaming through those windows at all times too as part of the new rezoning process.
Can we get a permanent rainbow too?
 
*nods* I love this idea!



Hmm. Actually I was thinking we could have it rezoned as a house of worship, since I'm a minister. That way it's tax exempt. :p

I mean, Tink and I surely deserve to be worshiped. ;)

I'm donating a castle isn't that proof of worship?
 
Does that mean we can change all the windows to stained glass or leaded glass?
I'd like to request constant sunshine streaming through those windows at all times too as part of the new rezoning process.
Can we get a permanent rainbow too?

Stained glass arrow slits?
 
Does that mean we can change all the windows to stained glass or leaded glass?
I'd like to request constant sunshine streaming through those windows at all times too as part of the new rezoning process.
Can we get a permanent rainbow too?

Stained glass, lovely! But rather than "biblical scenes" we should have windows that show couples getting to know one another in the "biblical sense." *wiggles eyebrows*

Sunlight everywhere but the East wing. It would be constantly bathed in moonlight.

The rainbow is a must have.
 
*nods* I love this idea!



Hmm. Actually I was thinking we could have it rezoned as a house of worship, since I'm a minister. That way it's tax exempt. :p

I mean, Tink and I surely deserve to be worshiped. ;)

*Orders those pedestals (sex swings) for the two worshiped sexy little girls right away....*
 
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