The Isolated Blurt Thread XLIII : Pointless Pining for Vagina of Brie

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It is going to be 70 degrees in Massachusetts next week.

We are going to be warm but not that warm
 
How does one go from a mild sore throat one day to what basically sounds like croup the next?

:(
 
Real people. Not actors.

You know what the difference is?

One isn't pretending to be someone else while they're being paid to say good things about your crap.
 
Tonight I had an amazing chest massage and got liquored up - in reality, I lubed myself up with Vick's Vapo rub and took a shot of Nyquil.

I'm tapping out.
 
i'm watching fringe.

'cause i'm bored.

it's not as bad as i remembered it being, but, again, i'm pretty fucking bored. my judgement can not be trusted.
 
In the comments section on Barstool Sports...

I’m 31 and I fucked a 19 year old on Wednesday night. She’s on her way over again tonight. I’m afraid this is the peak of my life. Everything else is all downhill from here
 
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